Granted, but you end up stuck behind everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I stopped procrasinating

You become so OCD with your schoolwork that you are not allowed to sleep. Welcome to my world -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for bad things to happen to whoever posts under me :D

Kinslayer777 suddenly has to go back in closets and OCD on all his homeworks of late lifehood and doesn't sleep, you feel guilty, and bald.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish...I started wishing, and wasnt so lazy and undetermind :(

Granted, you take so much walk that you get very tired and become lazy again from all the walk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people from England would call fries the same way Americans do, and stop calling them chips.

So many ways I could twist this:

 

 

 

I wish people from England would call fries the same way Americans do, and stop calling them chips.

 

 

 

Granted, but for some reason, some insane cook thinks you're some kind of strange food and fries you in a vat of hot oil. :twisted: :lol: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for something funny to happen to the next poster...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

So many ways I could twist this:

 

 

 

I wish people from England would call fries the same way Americans do, and stop calling them chips.

 

 

 

Granted, but for some reason, some insane cook thinks you're some kind of strange food and fries you in a vat of hot oil. :twisted: :lol: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for something funny to happen to the next poster...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, i pee your avatar down ^^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wish I was a fish ^^

:shock: i was thinking of that yesterday, but, oh well, lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

granted, but then a shark eats you, and he has a slow matabalizum, so your digestion is slow and painful

Wishes you could spell or wish....:

granted, but i wish for something very stupid, =), and, i spell too well, so everyone hates you for that wish, =)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i would start making actually wishes....

granted, but i wish for something very stupid, =), and, i spell too well, so everyone hates you for that wish, =)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i would start making actually wishes....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh you start making wishes, but in the middle of the wish a 3 legged ferret bites your spleen causing a massive blood rupture which involves in a cardiac arrest attack, and amongst the doctors frantically cleaning the mixture of vomit and blood from your mouth you scream the words" I wish i could eternally watch paint dry while listening to c-span and count my hairs at the same time" from a sudden seizure induced from the massive blood loss. Owned. :twisted:

i wish the person above me wished for something

Granted, he/she now wished for your demise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Windows Live wasn't so slow.

Granted, it's so fast that you get to lvl99 everything within a week. You get reported too often, so in order to Jagex to stop getting all these reports they ban you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Christmas I would NOT be on Santa's naughty list.

Granted, you'd still get a lump of coal in your stocking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish by bro would get me a souvenir when he gets back from his holiday.

Granted, it's stolen before it's delivered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I said NOT on the santa's naughty list. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Echofish would've read the word "NOT"

Granted, coz I did read it that's why I said you'd STILL get coal as a christmas gift from santa..Naughty or Nice :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I'm not confused anymore

Granted, you snap out of confusion until a hammer man hits you, and he hits you 15 minutes after you've snapped out of confuison.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew why people call so many things "Auto-Pilot" when most of these things aren't even in air.

you find out...but you don't know wat to do with this new information that you jump from a tall building and die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for poonage

i wish for poonage

 

 

 

Granted, someone sticks a harpoon through your heart by total accident, sending you to Lumbridge. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Lvl 74 I ran into the other day had come back and died at my character's hands, and then nothing bad happened to my guy. I almost had him dead. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, He came back with major 'poonage' and stabs your guy to Lumbridge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could stay lvl 61 forever, it was supposed to be 60 but the stupid evil duck attacked.

Granted, all the messages you will get from now on while fighting are: 'Nothing interesting happens'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-PKMN Emerald Related Wish (Has no effect on real life)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could teach my Metagross Swim without a cheat device, and he could do the move without the required badge.

Granted, but your game glitches because there is no "Swim" move, it's Surf :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a Wii, and Lotz: TP, or at least Lotz: TP on gamecube T_T

Granted, you get it on the same day as a tough criminal comes and steals your games. He shoots your moblie phone, uses sizors to cut down your home phone wires and then kills you with his gun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish something very interesting would happen right that makes no sense what so ever. And it would involve gun and it wouln't result death or being stuck somewhere forever.

Sure, you are burning your stuff onto a cd and it strains the comp so much it blows up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to make a A+essay on earth sciences :lol:

Granted, but 3 days after you get the grade, someone thinks you're cheating so you are banned from your school.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would read my wish correctly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish something very interesting would happen right that makes no sense what so ever. And it would involve gun and it wouln't result death or being stuck somewhere forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're corrupt didn't involve guns, shame on you. :shame: