granted, but since your so smart with your adult knowledge your transfered to high school instantly and dont get to bully people

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish santas would be worth 35m and purple p-hats wouldn't change change there going price

Granted, santas are now worth 35m dragon chainbodies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the worst criminals would be on santa's nice list.

granted, santa bring the crimials tools to break out of jail and then the crimials come steal your stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could breath nitrogen and live

Granted, you're still hurt and go to hospital and nobody can cure you but you never actually die. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-RS Related Wish (no effect on real life)-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Zamorak PlateBodies would be members only.

granted, but then jagex sees the mistake in the script instantly and fixes it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was as smart enough that i could design a space craft to mars

Granted, there were some criminals inside the aircraft, throws you out of the aircraft then you arrive and steals your air, and you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-RS Related Wish (no effect on real life)-

 

 

 

I wish Zamorak PlateBodies would be members only permenantly and it wouldn't result RuneScape to shut down.

Runescape Main Page

 

 

 

6/6/66 - Armour availbility changes and FREE PLAYER UPDATE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zamorak, Saradomin and TGuthix armour that are obtainable from Treasures trails are now only Members-only. Any Free player with these items are now suspended as we remove these items from them. Although you may have paid well for these items, we will compensate you with a NEW armour. Saradomin/Zamorak/Guthix platebodies will be replaced by a Jedi, Sith or both outfits repspectively. Platelegs will be replaced bgy the bottom half of these new Jedi/Sith costumes. Shields are Helm will not be replaced. However, these Jedi/Sith items are untradeable and cannot be obtained in any way. Stats for these items are incredibly substantial including a +90 prayer! Talk to Yoda or Darth Sidious(if you can find then) to start your Jedi/Sith training. You must have the Jedi or Sith costumes to enter the Jedi Temple or Sith Hideout respectively. A special reward awaits those who can complete the years of training. May the Force with with you. :twisted: Happy scaping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that you could hold balloons in Runescape.

andrew walks up to how and trades you a balloon, and your like yay! and wield\hold the balloon and thank andrew for it, then the balloon pops and andrew laughs at you and logs off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my name was stilev

granted but then another person named stilev comes and kills u

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had the powers of superman

Granted, however everyone else wished for that power so your powers arn't really powers any more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wish i was rich

You get so rich someone robs your bank and takes all your money and good stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could tele grab a dragon chain

Granted, however you get baned for bug abuse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could kill all noobs :twisted:

granted, however, my d chain blocks andrews attack and he accidently says his password "Ouchies" I still am banned, but i hack andrew and unban myself and ban you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a tyrant king of runescape that could kill in battle!

Granted, the REAL Superman still kills you since you don't know how to use his powers right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would be fired from somewhere.

you get fired... oh no! no water!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had all the stats need to finish all the quests

Granted, coinicidently killing monsters, skilling, doing mini-games, etc. has now became a one-time quest so there is nothing else left for you to do after you're finished. :twisted:

granted thx for wasting your wish

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a p-hat

Granted, you now have pete's hat, (a hat traded from pete) and it seems to be from VERY common level 1 clue.

banned for not making a wish

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a green party hat in game and i not to die with or alch it, or get banned or have my comp expolide or forget my pass, or get hacked

Granted, the only thing left that makes this wish corruptable is being scammed, that's what happens to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish 2 times in a row. :wall:

granted but then you forget to make a wish

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a jacket, im cold :uhh:

wish granted but the weather suddenly turned burning hot

 

 

 

and you pass out

 

 

 

i wish that i was a member on runescape

Granted, you get a membership for 15 minutes, and you waste them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a helicopter with a mind of its own and it would act like Herbie except it's a helicopter not a car.

granted, then jagex wrongly places a perm banned with no chance of appeal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my wish after this doesn't get corrupted

Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I re-wish my last wish since Stilev was too slow.