uh... u didnt even put anything

 

 

 

I wish i had a cardboard box to live in

o rite sorry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well it burns down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was on the vending machine game thread

ur comp got smashed by me and i did somethin to it

 

 

 

i wanna fart

Granted, the gas is so poisonus as it kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry if this has nothing to do with the wish, I checked the dictionary and still don't get it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would've gotten it.

All of a sudden you get it but then the topic dissaperes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a pony! :

I killed it as soon as it got into ur yard

 

 

 

I wanna go to montana

I wanna go to montana

 

 

 

Seeing as this is your wish, it becomes granted. But as you leave out the door, you suddenly fart so hard that you rocket yourself to an untimely death in orbit of Planet Earth...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wanna have a nice and peaceful Christmas, without any kind of problem in the world happening, either with me, my family, or anyone or anything else...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, you didn't say anything about peaceful 2nd day of Christmas (26th) so the gun men that wanted to steal your presents on Christmas day shoots you 26th of Christmas instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I wish you merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!!!!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know not creative, I've heard that song like trillions of times.

BUMP, i like this thread, =)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lucky me, i have nothing to corrupt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i had a singing turtle, and that this wish couldn't be corrupted

Granted, but your next wish will be corrupted and all exceptions will be ignored. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a gold DVD player. Then I would try to sell it to Scrooge McDuck for trillion dollars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't know who Scrooge McDuck is DON'T reply!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hint: you can fingure it out by reading Donald Duck comics.

His nephews are there when you try to rip him off with a DVD player that doesn't work. Prepare yourself, as you are about to fall victim to every practical joke in the book :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the person below me posts using red font. (You cannot use color blindness [or any other method of referring to the condition] as your excuse to corrupt this wish :P )

Granted, but since this is color of blood you bleed badly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He usually uses his trapdoors, I wish I knew if he would do something more violence.

you find out he does, but then he kills you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i had a banana

Granted, you get a rotten banana.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the beagle boys would use pok̮̩̉̉mon to steal Scrooge's money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't know what Scrooge McDuck is DON'T reply.

Sometimes, at the bottom of the pit, there are two GameBoys (the original version) with an unlimited power supply. One contains Pokemon Red version, and the other contains Blue version. To make your way out, you must do all your training on Route 2 (you are allowed to fight NPC trainers such as Gym leaders and their flunkies, but only once), and you must train every Pokemon to level 100. Oh, and every time your Pokemon tries to learn a new attack after it has learned four moves, you must deny the request. Is that a violent enough punishment for you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the person below me is blind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS: (going back to the cruel and unusual punishment in Scrooge's trapdoors) You are only allowed to use regular Pokeballs and potions.

Granted, the rest of the world is also blind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can see noname713 was slow. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person under me would grant my last wish.

Sorry I had to go, so I didn't get a chance to see whether or not someone posted before me #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm...they do it using a magmar and try to escape using ponyta that don't like them :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish some type of harm to befall the person below me.

Augh! God damn it!

 

 

 

*Poisonus blood starts spilling out of gunshot wound*

 

 

 

You die.

nothing there

 

 

 

I wish the person above me had posted a wish

I wish the person above me would not ask me to post a wish.

Granted. Too bad, he can't post it until later, or even never. 0MG LAWL U LUSE BTTR L00CK NXT TME NUB KTHXBAI!!1111oneoneone11eleventy111

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could convince my parents runescape is a good game and is not taking away my focus, and that I deserve membership!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: good job supermonk. I had to edit this!

Too bad its still a game if you get membership

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a coke

You get one but drink it too fast and drown in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a dollar.

You get one but drink it too fast and drown in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a dollar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You find a dollar on the floor, but then you fold it up in a random pattern and see images of 9/11, then realize there is a government conspiracy, and the government took down the towers for no reason. Then the government finds out that you know, so they come to your house and beat you with yard sticks.

i give you the dollar, but you give it me back seen as straight after i wish for 5 dollars from you :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had an everlasting supply of macdonalds food :) yummy