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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, everyone else calls you "dork, loser" because you're the ugliest guy in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next will become a demon's slave. And I wouldn't be ANY part of this wish. I wonder how you get out of this one. :twisted:

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, now I'm going to Listen to Demon Days.

 

 

 

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I wish I had a more accurate weight scale!

Like forum text games much?

um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.

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Granted, now I'm going to Listen to Demon Days.

 

 

 

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I wish I had a more accurate weight scale!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eh... okay you'ill get it but dies of cancer from a coke... :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that my friends weren't Wow addictive but RuneScape addictive.

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, they get the top 2 ranks and forget who you are.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish addicts would keep playing, because I laugh at them!

Like forum text games much?

um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.

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then you become an addict and laugh at yourself till you cry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wish i had 20,000,000gp more then i do now

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then you become an addict and laugh at yourself till you cry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wish i had 20,000,000gp more then i do now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get it but will get swamed by beggars and n00bs asking for cash and in the end you will get hacked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that erhm... I wish nothing would happen.

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

(gaah ignore my post >_<)

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

Granted,your post is filled with spam and you get banned

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this priceless answer makes me as famous as Gary Brolsma of Numa Numa

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted,your post is filled with spam and you get banned

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this priceless answer makes me as famous as Gary Brolsma of Numa Numa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get famous but is killed by a psyco fan with a gun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had 99 in every skill in runescape and over 999 billions gp

 

 

 

Don't worry, n00bs would still be a minor problem!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, Jagex bans you since they think you macroed, after you've enjoyed playing that rich and well-skilled account for 5 hours straight, and are forced to log out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a poisoned candy bar. :twisted: You'll eat it.

Granted, Jagex bans you since they think you macroed, after you've enjoyed playing that rich and well-skilled account for 5 hours straight, and are forced to log out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a poisoned candy bar. :twisted: You'll eat it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok I'ill eat the candy bar but a piano falls from the sky hitting you and crush every single bone in your body!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone would explain that if Jagex would ban me because of 99 in everyskill why they haven't banned Zezima.

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

No, no...they ban you for having 999 billion gp, which exceeds the maximum amount of gp you are allowed to have (which is actually a limitation within the game engine itself, not an arbitrary chosen limit). So basically, they ban you for hacking into the game engine and rewriting part of it, which is a perfectly legitimate reason (in fact, you should be glad they didn't sue you ::' )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the "Ask a stupid question, get a SMART answer" thread would come back. I'll be good this time, I promise. Only questions that are possible for humans to answer. I'll even change my last question if someone asks me to :cry:

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

But it so happens that the Tip.It Admins hate you with a passion. Finding your weakness, they plan to keep it gone and drink the tears you shed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone with a expandable knowledge, incomprehensible to man, would heathe fear into the teterous and fearsome autoers and immasculate those who bring themselves in the way of the all mighty.

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I <3 Gears of War 2.

 

Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D

Granted,but botters still exist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be instilled with some real power,not just the ability to make people scared

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Granted, you get your own Wikipedia article that you're the strongest man in the world, but you can never use any door as you break it and say "Damn it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that George Bush would die by cancer and Superman would become the new president of the United States. I also don't care what will happen to me, I just wanna know what happens to the United States in general.

Granted, you get your own Wikipedia article that you're the strongest man in the world, but you can never use any door as you break it and say "Damn it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that George Bush would die by cancer and Superman would become the new president of the United States. I also don't care what will happen to me, I just wanna know what happens to the United States in general.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

George Bush gets cancer but since the only Superman book I've read is "Red Son" (Were the story is what happens if Superman grew up in Communist Russia during Stalin). So therefore USA becomes a Communist state and all other States all over the world is afraid of the USA and becomes communist too... :XD: (Sorry, I'm too Socialist)!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

I wish that whoever posts next will reply to "Teh person under me" thread right now, or bleed real bad. Nothing personal, I'm just evil.

I wish that whoever posts next will reply to "Teh person under me" thread right now, or bleed real bad. Nothing personal, I'm just evil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted but the person is your pok̮̩̉̉mon so it dies!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wish that I will bleed really bad for no reason.

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

No, it's YOU of course.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you at least TRY to reply to it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You bleed now so bad that you get to hell. :twisted: Yep, you knew it would happen if you didn't reply.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you'd specifily which pok̮̩̉̉mon of mine. I only have FULL evolved pok̮̩̉̉mon, so I don't have a stupid Pikachu.

I'm your erhm... I'm your erhm... Veltimon? No wait thats Digimon... What ever I'm just your pok̮̩̉̉mon, what about you check which of them speaks danish?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that it will be nice cozy in hell where I'm heading to now... au revoir!

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, it's cozy on the first 3 days in hell. Then you become the devil's slave and cannot escape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next will have the same horror inside a plane as in the movie Snakes on a Plane.

Granted, but I never saw it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish he would break though :wall:.

Like forum text games much?

um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.

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The smiliey breaks through but is an mad man that will kill everybody including himself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that there would be added more smilies to Tip.it ::'

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, but no one uses them and you're banned for excessively using them. They also feature Borat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people weren't so evil!

Like forum text games much?

um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.

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Granted, the world is boring without an evil mastermind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the FBI would do something about RS-Macroers.

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