Granted, it's poisoned. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for an army of guns. Then I would sell them and become damn-rich.

Granted but you are not allowed to sell guns so you are arrested and your guns would be confiscated.

 

 

 

I wish that my parents would stop hating me!

Granted, they hate all your friends instead.

 

 

 

I wish I knew why I'm not allowed to sell guns. I wouldn't sell guns to kids. :roll:

You wouldn't be allowed because you needed a paper saying you was allowed to sell the guns but you didn't have that paper. Besides the police suspected you for being a terrorist selling weapons to people even if you was allowed.

 

 

 

I wish for snow and winter!

granted, but suddenly the sun moves closer to the earth and melts the snow

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had money

Granted, but i steal it

 

 

 

I wish you could not corrupt my wish.

Granted, but i am Bhaal, muyahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had 10 more wishes

Granted but your wishes are fake

 

 

 

i wish i had a cookie

Granted, the cookie monster from sasame street steals them it.

 

 

 

I wish the cookie monster from sesame street would be staring in a new action movie. As a criminal, and God of christinaty would be the cop.

granted but the cookie crumbles

 

 

 

i wish for something stupid, but not too stupid... Maybe a sandwich, with chicken but not dry chicken.

granted but you choke

 

 

 

i wish i had pie

Granted, the cookie is poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what happens in the movie I wished for last time.

lol we both replied at same time.. any way

 

granted but it is sold out

 

 

 

I wish i had a million billoin dollars

Granted, you get million billion Monpoly dollars

 

 

 

I wish I knew how it can be sold out if I said it was "NEW" and is in movie theaters and not on DVD. :roll:

Granted but your brain forgets what i tell you

 

 

 

I wish i had a million billion REAL dollars

Granted, they are too real, and all criminals of your city are after them.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how it can be sold out if I said it was "NEW" and is in movie theaters and not on DVD and I wouldn't forget it in any way. :roll:

Granted but i tell someone else!! :XD: :XD:

 

 

 

I wish my wish could not have your wish after my wish with a wish

 

 

 

no jk

 

 

 

i wish that i have 1000000000000000000000000000 cookies

Ok, but you pay for em :wink:

 

 

 

I wish to be able to see into the ultraviolet and infrared spectrums whenever I wanted. Note that by "whenever I wanted," I mean I can turn the ability on and off by my own will.

Granted, you abuse your powers and stop thinking about doing anything else.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what the hell noname713 was wishing for and wouldn't forget it in any way.

Granted, but it's tottally useless for you but as you can't forget it, it will take up memory so in the end you sits and have forgotten everything else but keeps remembering the useless bit of information.

 

 

 

I wish for 10 rolls of duck-tape!

 

And if you have no-idea what duck-tape is you are not worth being 13 or older and if you are less than 13 you shouldn't play RuneScape.

.....its DUCT-tape, not duck-tape. 'cause its for reparing your DUCTS, not ducks.

 

 

 

you get 13 rolls of DUCK-tape (tape made by rolling out duck's, which goes agenst the code of the duck friends, so we come and k33l y0u)

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that veltia would properly spell out DUCT-tape. (unless you want rolled up ducks, instead of the grey tape)

Granted, but too late, Donald Duck is already angry about Veltia.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what Donald would do next.

Well...uhm...*insert swearword*. #-o

 

 

 

Let's consider me dead, uhmkay? :pray:

 

 

 

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Veltia's signature can not be shown as he is dead!

I wish I knew how Donald Duck killed Veltia. NOTE: Words are replaceable. So replace the swear words.

you couldnt believe your ears when you hearn the answer, then you cutted off your ear

 

 

 

i wish this post could die....