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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. you are only fat enough to pose for a Buddah statue model.....

 

I wish I could get fat... I ate my mom's food and lost weight... at least i can't count my ribs yet! it's disgusting....

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, you are so fat that you can't even stand up.

 

 

 

Granted. you are only fat enough to pose for a Buddah statue model.....

 

 

 

I wish I knew how that's a bad thing. My goal was NOT to get fat, but instead having a Japanese family that's fat, and I'm the only one in the Family that's neither Japanese or fat. :roll:

Granted, instead they expect you to do dirty things that are so nasty that I won't even talk about it.

 

 

 

I wish I had the following family:

 

1 Father

 

1 Mother

 

7 Brothers

 

 

 

And they all were Japanese fat guys that were experts in Sumo, and I was the only American in the family, that's not fat enough to do Sumo.

 

 

 

The bold word takes away your... desire to not be fat at all...

 

Granted.

 

 

 

I wish that I had the power to shoot electricity out of my fingertips, with full control over when and where, the powers are freee, and wehn i do get electricuted.. I just store it in my fat deposits sitting on my chest......

Granted, but some other electric dude wants to kill you.

 

 

 

I wish you'd stop this "cancels out" crap. I'm serious, it's not good thing. It's not taking things literally, it's taking this ridiculously. And it's boring me. <.<

Granted. You fall in love with me.

 

I wish that the electric dude agrees to be my minion....

Granted, but I use your "cancels out" crap to assume that he disagrees.

 

 

 

See how annoying this is? <.<

 

 

 

I wish silver_wits would understand that I'm NOT in love with that person.

Granted. You give that person the "its not you, it's me" talk.

 

She kills you.

 

 

 

I wish I could remember how to give that talk...

granted but it doesn't matter now because ur now gay!

 

 

 

i wish i was a blind deaf mute

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I've never been attracted to females....

 

Granted. However someone accidently kicks you in the throat and u can talk!!!!

 

 

 

I wish that people wouldn't assume I'm male.. wtf kind of guy makes an account called "silver wits"?

Granted, now you ARE a male, and everyone in the world KNOWS you are a male. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish the whole world was like a anime show =p :wall:(I can stand animated violence but not real violence so now I can murder everyone in the world) :twisted:

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

granted but u become the first one to be murdered :twisted:

 

 

 

wish i was...an astronomer(mis-spelling is fun :lol: )

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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Granted, you suddenly explode for no reason.

 

 

 

I wish for a bomb

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

Kimblee, aka "The Crimson Alchemist", a State Alchemist and skilled bomb forger grants your wish for me...

 

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by turning you yourself into a bomb using the chemicals in your body as material for a transmutation. Yes, he's done it in the anime (and manga), too many times to count :wink: . He generally used the sulfer in your body as the main material for his human bombs :P .

 

 

 

I wish I could control carbon in such a way to naturally form diamond by manually creating the tetrahedran formations between the carbon atoms :D .

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

Granted then you turn into a diamond and are broken apart to make jewelry.

 

 

 

I wish for less ads on the internet EVERYWHERE(Including my computer)

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

The ads disappear, however the internet crashes as ads pay for most of the content on there.

 

 

 

I wish I had a copy of Kubuntu...

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"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Granted then it kills you.

 

 

 

I wish for something.

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

Granted, you get something alright, a lot of junk. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish the banned pokÃÆÃâÃâémon episode featuring Porygon would get unbanned. NOTE: Look up Denn̢̮â¬Â¦ÃâÃ

granted, but they take out the good parts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was a god and nothing bad would happen to me or my friend's or family

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err not granted coz gods he|p ever1 not only u...

 

wish there was a wish in my mind...

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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granted.to bad you cant use the wish you thought up.

 

i wish i hade a plasma sceen tv, that would be attached to the wall so no theves could take it.

granted. they cut out the section of the wall that holds the tv.....

 

I wish that I didn't only know ONE runescape joke off the wall...

granted. you know so many, that your head swells realy big, and explodes.

 

i wish i hade a 24k gold bar, with 5 gaurds to protect it, with machicne guns, bullet-proff vest, and loalty to me

i sneak up to them from behind and stab them in the head, which kills then instantly, and take the 24k bar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i knew what :lol: is laughing at, and it can't be me

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granted. hes laughing at the guy who's wish you just corrupted....

 

I wish that I could remember the periodic table....

Granted, but you get a lot of junk memories along with it.

 

 

 

I wish I had the following family:

 

1 Father

 

1 Mother

 

7 Brothers

 

And they were all Japanese fat guys, that would be experts in sumo wrestling. And I would be the only American in the family, and I couldn't fight just yet. I told you I'd try again, don't come with the same crap again, no, "just yet" does NOT I repeat DOES NOT change the fact that I couldn't fight.

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