Granted, but you're still not bombproof. *BOOM!*

 

 

 

I wish for fish.

granted but you gain no xp and they are not tradable or able to be sold on GE

 

 

 

I wish i didnt wake up so late

Granted. You now never sleep.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have a main point left to write on my essay due tomorrow.

But then I still have to write one. So you didn't grant my wish :cry:

 

Granted. The smilie becomes :ugeek: with long facial hair and a half naked male body that is extremely fat.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to write essays for english. Even though they are easy as pie.

Granted you get a peice of pie.

 

 

 

I wish for a bottle cap

you get a bottle cap but it comes out of nowhere and blinds your left eye.

 

 

 

I wish i didn't have to use quarters in the laundry machines in my house.

Granted, but now you have to use pennies.

 

 

 

I wish I could lick my elbow.

Granted, you broke your hand so you could lick your elbow.

 

 

 

I wish for a pillow.

here's a pillow, but someone farted on it so you get pink eye.

 

 

 

I wish for season 4 of the venture brothers

Granted. But the dvds are all scratched up.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Warcraft wasn't working ; ;

Granted hes home now but in alot of pain and grumpy

 

 

 

I wish i wasnt so grumpy

Poof you aren't grumpy. Tucker sees a ghost and doesnt stop barking for an hour

 

 

 

I wish puppy would fall asleep

Granted puppy falls asleep but the other 2 keep trying to jump on you..

 

 

 

I wish i wasnt tired.

Granted you arent tired, dang it >< I can't ruin it. And the colck stikes 12 and you turn back into a pumpkin.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had pumpkin pie.

Granted but its moldy

 

 

 

I wish my connection wouldnt go all fritzy

Granted, it goes out completely.

 

 

 

I wish I remembered Forum Games more than once a day.

Granted but you are stuck in a place without a computer

 

 

 

I wish for warmth

Granted you are burning in hell ^^

 

 

 

I wish my connection would be good to me tonight ; ;

Granted. And you get arrested for doing unspeakable things with a computer. Yes, I have a dirty mind.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have two chem classes tomorrow.

Granted instead you have 5 the next day

Banned for... Oh, wait.

 

 

 

Well, the wish you didn't make is not granted.

 

 

 

I wish I had something good to read.

Granted. You get sucked into the book Moby [bleep] (; ; its bleeped) and lose you leg. Nice job Ahab

 

 

 

Wish I could type faster

Granted you type so fast the keyboard melts and since its a laptop well thats no good....

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could get a better connection. AGAIN

Granted, but you're smited by the wish gods for repeating the same wish too many times in such a short period.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have periods.

Granted. (Wait your a girl well damn) Instead you go through menopuase

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could spell.