Granted. I explain it but you don't understand it.

 

I wish you were a bit more clever

Granted, now I'm a lot more clever than you are.

 

I wish for the MT movie awards.

Granted, you get your "Multiple Transvestites" movie awards.

 

I wish I could have thought of something better to say.

Granted, but it's still not good enough.

 

I wish no movie could beat Watchmen.

Granted, but better movies are never created.

 

I wish for a purple apple.

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

I wish for a Toxicroak.

Granted, but it poisons YOU!

 

I wish for a Marshtomp.

Granted, it doesn't like you so it hurts you a lot.

 

I wish for something nice.

Granted, you gain the ability to fly, but don't know how to control it.

 

I wish for something bad.

Granted, a thunderstorm kills you.

 

I wish for the green card. Come on, I need to live in the United States.

Granted, you gain the ability to fly, but don't know how to control it.

 

I wish for something bad.

You get something semi-bad instead.

 

an alvin falls on your head breaking your leg instead of the planned neck.

Granted, you didn't make a wish so

 

I wish for a holy hand grenade.

Granted, but you blow yourself up since you don't know how to control it.

 

Way to go on ignoring my wish. <_<

 

I wish for the green card. Come on, I need to live in the United States.

Granted, you get a very nice greeting card, that happens to be green.

 

I wish for an orange grape.

Granted, but upon attaining said grape you realize it's just an orange that never got to be an orange.

 

I wish for a single dollar bill.

Granted, but it is the last dollar in the world, rendering it worthless.

 

I wish that there was not a post time limit, like the first day of the new forums.

Granted. The forums become as laggy as that time... moron.

 

I wish that lag did not exist.

Granted, it is transformed into "doogle" which is ten times worse.

 

I wish we had the laughing smiley back.

<_< Granted. you learn how to get your own laughing smilie and send it on the forums as a picture for all your posts.

 

I wish that I could fly.

wish is granted but you fall

 

I wish that I had three more wishes.

 

1) for sunglasses

2) for clool clothes.

3) for them to be in my wardrobe

Granted. you get 3 wishes... however you fail to use them wisely.. you wish for:

1. a rubber duck.

2. that the rubber duck could talk.

3. that the rubber duck would stop commenting on how small a certain appendage on your body is.

 

I wish that I had some ice-cream...

Granted, but you accidentally drop it.

 

I wish to become a legal immigrant of the United States.

Granted... however... it entails you marrying someone... <_<

 

 

I wish that my ice-cream never fell...

Granted, instead it tastes horrible.

 

I wish those forums didn't have those damn word filters. <_<

Granted. trollz take over, and they get #$%^&^ by us...

 

I wish that free speech was a real thing...