Granted, some of the other peoples oppinions of you anger you.

 

I wish for a butter fish.

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

I wish for big guns.

Granted.

Do you like it?

 

i wish for some marmalade.

Granted, but you accidentally drop it on the floor.

 

I wish Barack Obama didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Granted, he wins 27.

 

I wish it was 0 degrees celcius right now.

Granted.

 

I wish I could think of a corruption for Death755's wish.

Granted, but it's to late, the opportunity has already passed.

 

I wish I could make the same wish.

Granted, you make the same wish as Abismal did in the movie "The Return Of Jafar" and get in the ocean just like he did.

 

I wish Superman would be my father, my grandfather and very best friend.

Granted but when you are born he and you are exposed to a lethal amount of kryptonite and both die slowly.

 

I wish days were 40 hours long instead of 24 hours, but school/work hours stayed the same and human need to sleep, eat, and drink adjusted to fit the new length of the days.

Granted, but a military commander takes over your life, so you have to spend the 16 added hours doing what he tells you to do, or else.

 

I wish I saw that commander then I'd say "Or else what?"

Granted. He takes out a pistol and shoots you saying, "That's what."

 

I wish for a walnut.

Granted, but it's filled with ants that jump all over your hand when you pick it up.

 

I wish someone would give me a high-five.

Granted, that person is Edward Scissorhands.

 

I wish for the ability to hear the thoughts of pinecones.

Granted, but you don't like what you hear.

 

I wish to thank the Academy for doing such a terrible job for giving Slumdog Millionaire the Best Picture awards. Everyone knows there are millions of great movies who deserve the award a lot more than that overrated piece of crap. :shame:

Granted, you thank them for that reason but the only part they hear is "thank the academy".

 

I wish fir an appendix in a jar.

Granted, but it belongs to someone, the cops see the jar and suspect you of a murder. They arrest you immediately because whatever you say they don't believe you.

 

I wish they would hear the rest of the things I said.

Granted, but in the article they write they only say that you said "thank the academy". :cry:

 

I wish for a turtle in a pond.

Granted, you get a Blastoise in a pond, it hates you and uses Hydro Cannon on you.

 

That's it? Aw come on, that's not even a corruption, can't you come up with something better? I don't care if they didn't listen to me, people already know that the movie is overrated.

 

I wish Death7755 could come up with something better.

Death7755 comes up with a corruption so good that it literally corrupts your hard drive. You don't have backup, so you're now royally boned.

 

I wish cats were more adorable

Granted, they become so adorable that the human race are converted into puppets, dojng the bidding of cats. The world is merely putty in their paws.

 

I wish I had some silly string.

Granted, it's so silly you laugh so hard at it, that you eventually lose your voice.

 

I wish for an world without corruption.

Granted, but death still exists, which brings back corruption.

 

I wish for a gigantic watermelon.

Granted, it's so big it rolls on you, causing you to die.

 

I wish that whoever posts next will post next.

Granted but I don't make a wish.

I wish to become a top nr. 1 trillionaire and gangster.