December 2, 200916 yr Wish granted. He apologises..... as he runs through Jerusalem with a tank, and every other word in his apology is punctuated with "DIE, DIE DIE!" I wish I had a flying turkey.
December 2, 200916 yr Granted, you're forced to kill it for food during the second wave of the invasion. I wish for a mouse that wouldn't click by itself. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
December 5, 200916 yr Granted, but it's a morsel. Still food though. I wish I had a nontoxic nonexplodable cookie in which nothing wrong happens. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
December 6, 200916 yr granted, but your sister wanted it, so she kills you. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P!
December 7, 200916 yr Your nonexistent wish is granted, but it is nonexistent, so nothing really happens. I wish I had a scythe.
December 7, 200916 yr Granted, it was the Grim Reaper's and he wants it back. I wish for a permanent solution to cold sores.. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
December 7, 200916 yr Granted, but it turns out to be dying. I wish for telekinetic powers. [hide=A funny conversation]Me:Have u wondered how my brassard, which leaves my chest bare, give about the same def as ur pile of rocks?Friend:HahahaFriend:Maybe you are just good at blocking with your shoulder?Me:Ahahahahaha[/hide]Rare drops: 4 D legs, 1 D skirtBarrows items: 2 Verac's helms, 1 Dhorak's Greataxe, 1 Dhorak's platelegs, 2 Karil's leathertops, 1 Karil's crossbow, 1 Guthan's chainskirt Quest cape achieved 28 Dec, 2009, lost with Nomad's Requiem, re-obtained on 19 Mar 2010. Fire cape achieved 1 Nov 2010.
December 8, 200916 yr Granted, but you can't teleport an item without breaking it. I wish for 30,000 out-of-jail cards, then I'd do all sorts of crimes. :twisted:
December 8, 200916 yr Granted, your first crime is to highjack a plane in midair coming out of another, you fail to reach the target plane and die. I wish I knew what to want for christmas. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 8, 200916 yr Granted, you realize Christmas is about giving and receiving so you shave your head, move to a monastery, and dedicate your life to helping others. Then you get hit by a truck. I wish I didn't the happen to much yesterday for again. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
December 8, 200916 yr Your genie thinks you're saying "I wish I didn't eat too much harpoon yesterday" Granted, you eat no harpoon at all. I wish I could have understood better what Goonstalf was really trying to wish for.
December 8, 200916 yr Granted, you die from a vacuum building up in your brain. I wish for candy in my mouth. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 8, 200916 yr Granted, you now have a gummi bear in your mouth, but it's alive and wants to fight you. You run away as far as you can, and are sent to a mental hospital for thinking candy could be alive. I wish a random guy in a random courtroom somewhere in the United States would stand up.
December 8, 200916 yr Granted? It's not to unlikely that it happened when you posted it. I wish my dog understood that his (the kind of coat that glows when you point a light at it) wasn't/isn't gonna hurt him. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 9, 200916 yr Granted, it hurts you instead. I wish I could taste a dragon meet in real life, I also wish the meat would taste so delicious I would want it over and over again.
December 9, 200916 yr Granted. Its super delicious and its super addictive and its also super unhealthy. You eat it until you die a few weeks later of cardiac arrest I wish ice cream were just as delicious as it was now, but much less unhealthy
December 9, 200916 yr Granted, now it's radioactive instead. :ohnoes: I wish for the girl I love to love me back while nothing bad happen to us. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 9, 200916 yr Granted, she loves you so much she won't leave you alone, and follows you everywhere you go, and never stops talking. You're so annoyed that you break up with her, but she won't give up on you. The only way to get rid of her is to kill her. I wish Ash Ketchum would commit suicide.
December 9, 200916 yr Granted, but he takes you with him. I wish people would stop dubting how strong my love for her(the girl I love) is. Twitter: @TheMather1
December 9, 200916 yr Granted, now it's on CNN, newspapers, and all sorts on news how much you love her. And a lot of people want to know more, and they won't give up. I wish TheAmazingAtheist would get over 2 trillion subscribers and become number 1 most subscribed channel on YouTube of all time.
December 10, 200916 yr Granted. The organized Atheists lead a bloody war against religion and ravage the world, leaving it a barren smoking husk. I wish my stomach would stop hurting
December 11, 200916 yr Granted, but for some strange reason you go fastforward to Halloween 2010, and (if trick-and-treat isn't in your country) are teleported to the United States. Kids use trick-and-treat on you until you have no candy left. I wish TheMather1 would be sent back to the present day and back to Norway. (if he was teleported to the states)
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