Granted, but he appears back in Norway 2 million years before your own time, and there are no couches anywhere in sight

 

I wish you understood the reference I made in the first part

Granted, but then you wake up.

 

I wish people could just fullfill all parts of other peoples wishes like it is supposed to(like blaziken said present day, not only Norway).

Granted, but you only wished that they "could" you didn't wish that they "would", so they won't.

 

I wish for flaming homosexuals.

Granted, they come and "do" you, but then you farted and now your intestines a ablaze.

 

I wish someone would shove a fire extinguisher up Blazikens anus.

Granted, but I get angry and aim a pistol at that guy.

 

I wish the guy I aimed my pistol at would leave and never return.

Granyed, but you still have a fire extinguisher up your [wagon].

 

I wish I knew how many others than me that cencored their own words.

Granted, you now know everyone in the world who does it, unfortunately it's too much for your brain to handle.

 

I wish all McDonald's restaurants in the world would be replaced by BurgerKing and McDonald's would run out of business.

Granted, but now all burgerking resturants start using McDonald recipes.

 

I wish I had infinite neural storage and processing capasity.

Granted, but upon knowing everything there is to know you find it all worthless. You kll yourself out of lack of purpose.

 

I wish for a half a peice of velcro.

Granted, but its the part that's all spikey and uncomfortable. You wonder just what the heck you're going to be doing with it.

 

I wish I had the other half, the soft part.

Granted, you have the half that is arguably more useless.

 

I wish for a Frog Coin.

Granted, you find is so valuable that you try to sell it at a museum, but after the museum owner realizes that the coin is fake he says "No!".

 

I wish Osama Bin Laden would die today.

Granted but he comes back to life and kills you first before he dies.

 

I wish for a piece of cheese.

Granted, you get a poisoned 7 million year old piece of cheese and you are forced to eat it.

 

I wish that i edited this post.

Edited December 12, 200916 yr by Wugmasterx

Granted, you edit the post for the second time, but forget to save what you edited.

 

I wish for granted.

Granted, but the wishgranters misheard you and you are given granite

 

I wish for marble

Granted, but someone steals it.

 

I wish the thief would hand it to me.

granted, but he gives you ACME granite, so it explodes on your face.

 

I wish a perfect sandwich

Granted, it's so perfect you want more of it. But like any other food it makes you fat, and since you've very addictive you become fat very fast.

 

I wish to become the most powerful king in the world.

Granted, you become King Kong(you can't find any stronger king) and get put down due to your violence.

 

I wish Jens Stoltenberg would resign.

Granted. Jens Stoltenberg, Assistant Manager of Kmart in Lincoln, Nebraska resigns.

 

I wish I had Jens Stoltenberg's newly freed job.

Granted, You realize that you are working at Kmart and die from a lack of win in your life.

 

I wish I was Kmart

Granted, you are now a bunch of inanimate(dead) objects.

 

I wish abc was turned back to himeslf.

Granted, you get a lame reply.

 

I wish I had AIDS.

Granted, you die.

 

I wish abc's grave read; "Here lies the fool who killed himself solely through the use of a single forum game."