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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but you need to type in a special code to use it, you don't know the code so you can't use it.

 

I wish to be surrounded by my fans.

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted. You are surrounded by many fans and they get too close and teh blades chop you up.

 

I wish I had a cold fusion generator

Granted, but it is incredibly small and it is impossible to copy the design.

 

 

I wish for a green marker.

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted, the green marker means there is a green monster that lives there, it kills you.

 

I wish that every time I said coke or coca-cola, a can of coke would appear next to me out of nowhere.

Granted, but they're always empty.

 

I wish for a full can of worms.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted, you get a full can of poisonous worms, you don't realize it and die from their poison.

 

I wish for granted, but you die.

  • 3 weeks later...

Granted, I die and become more powerful than I ever could have been in life.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted, but sandwich is evil and eats you.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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[hide]I've wanted to say write that here for such a long time. :XD: )[/hide]

 

Granted, but you are placed in severely polluted water.

 

I wish for a purple flounder.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

You get infinite knowledge but your head explodes from all the information inside.

 

I wish for a pizza.

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

Granted. Then the pizza eats you :D!

 

I wish for lots of diamonds falling from the sky <(^-^)>

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Granted, but you did not specify the size of the diamonds, so one the size and weight of the Empire state building lands and kills you.

 

I wish I had a new iPhone.

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Granted, then as I decide to wrap it up for you, I take it for myself, like I do now :]!

 

I wish that I could become a god on runescape from a quest :D!

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You become the god of noobs, no special powers and lots of standard characters following shouting nothing but 'Money pls'

 

I wish I could have a vehicle that could ride, float and fly. (At the same time).

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Granted, but the producers of Futurama take it back after your old car is done from getting its tune up :).

 

I wish that I could draw really good :P

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You manage to draw perfect circles, but nobody will be interested because others did it first.

 

I wish I could do a backflip with my tuned-up car from Futurama (..?)

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Granted, you do a super awesome backflip...right off a bridge.

 

I wish I had an army of baboons that followed me around, painfully ripping anyone I don't like to shreds.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Granted, but someone with a certain object eventually defeats them.

 

I wish for a can of tuna.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Granted, but some environmentalists rally against you for eating tuna despite the harmful effects it has on the dolphin population. They kill you.

 

I wish for nothing

The world and everything in it dissapear around you.

 

I wish that i had a nice tall glass of milk with some cookies

granted, but the russians steal the oil from under your nose

 

I wish the leechers' computers would break.

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Granted, you get an evil sandwich.

 

I wish for a warm winter jacket.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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