Granted. I just so happens that Robotnik is your other neighbor and you get caught in the crossfire.

 

I wish I had a bunch of brushes.

Granted, your house is filled with them, and you can't even walk outside because of it.

 

I wish for a more challenging wish. Come on, people. It's no fun if it's easy to corrupt. <_<

Granted.

 

I wish that the wish that this wish was not easily corruptible was less easily corruptible.

Granted. You die.

 

I wish for delicious waffles.

Granted, for some strange reason you find waffles with real oil delicious. You have to go to hospital the next day.

 

I wish Obama would do the following things:

 

• Admit that he's a liar.
  
• Learn from his mistakes.
  
• End all the unnecessary wars for real this time, and do it before he loses his power.
  
• Rush everything since he doesn't have a lot left.
  
• Apologize to the world for deceiving them.
  
• And have some beer with his good friend Abraham Lincoln.
  

Granted. There are also man-eating aliens in this alternate universe.

 

I wish I wish I had a fish.

You wish you had a fish, but you don't. How disappointing.

 

I wish there were no political parties, everyone just voted for who was making sense.

Granted. Everyone votes for everyone and we get nowhere.

 

I wish I had friends.

GRANTED BFF! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

NOW HELP ME GET THIS BODY IN THE CLOSET!

 

I wish Koreans didn't make horror webcomics.

Granted. The entertainment industry suddenly gets shittier.

 

I wish I had the power to regrow earlobes.

Granted, it comes to live and annoys you to no end.

 

I wish Pokémon would leave my life for good and never come back. I also wish I wouldn't get bored without Pokémon. Good riddance, I'm sick of those creatures claiming they know me so much and cause me nothing but trouble. <_<

Granted, you become a bronie instead.

 

I wish I had more tea.

Granted.

 

... There's no such thing as too much tea.

 

...

 

I just can't corrupt that wish, no one is that heartless. You should feel guilty for making this so difficult for me.

 

I wish I had some awesome scones.

Granted. You choke on them.

 

I wish mole-zit would come back. I miss her.

Granted, since I don't know who that is I just assume it's a mole zombie. And it eats you.

 

I wish Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and all other evil dictators would go on a meeting and come up with the conclusion that they don't want to corrupt the world anymore. And would all agree on killing themselves and burn any history evidence that they existed.

 

And please don't come up with the obvious one. And by the obvious one I mean life will be boring.

Granted, they don't want to. Other people do

 

I wish for a bunch of baby animals.

Granted. Take these boar piglets, the mother should be here real soon. Good luck!

 

I wish people were smart.

Granted. All the stupid people stop existing, including you.

 

I wish for more fingers.

Granted, you get an evil finger that only wants to ruin your life.

 

I wish Barack Obama has the name Say No To Me And Don't Vote For Me and had it ever since he was born. And it was illegal for him to change it.

Granted. Murka is full of hipsters and vote for him because it's ironic. (Assuming you dislike him)

 

I wish accordians.

Granted, you get 50 boxes full of them. But not a single one works properly.

 

I wish Adolf Hitler would find a time machine back in 1937, go to 2011 and commit suicide.

Granted. The world goes to shit because Hitler made it better.

 

I wish you weren't so racist.

Granted, but you get arrested for accusing someone of racism.

 

I wish for a coca-cola party with my good friend Knuckles the Echidna, and we both love coke a lot.

Granted. You overdose and die.

 

I wish I had a vagina.

Granted, you get a flamethrower vagina that won't stop. You're now surrounded by fire and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

I wish Knuckles the Echidna would do anything in his power to get me back to normal. Even if it means committing suicide.