Abc1230 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, there is no more Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. I wish I had no fingers. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, you asked for it. Now your hand is extremely bloody. :twisted: I wish to go to a rehab to do something about my coca-cola addiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, you are now addicted to heroine. I wish I didn't burn myself today. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, but you burn the rest of your apartment instead, but for some reason you survive it. I wish Zamorak would become my real life god and do everything in his power to get rid of the Pokémon delusions I have. And after that he's become a nice guy and make his brother Saradomin jealous of his kindness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I... I just... You're a crazy person. I don't know how to corrupt that. I wish I had longer teeth. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Granted, they're so long it hurts. I wish the mysterious old man of RuneScape would go to a rehab in Ardougne City and do something about his teleporting random people addiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Granted, he switches to meth I wish I had prefect eyesight. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Granted, you know see perfectly how you are gonna die and can't avoid it. :twisted: I wish everyone who isn't my friend and not me who are against drugs being illegal in the US would be treated like a hippie and be sent to a special prison only made for hippies and those people who are treated like ones. Also, none of them can escape. Muahahahahaha!!!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Granted, tl;dr even though it wasn't that long I wish afsdkjaldsghaldskfjadslkf YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Granted, the keyboard crashes. I did it, I finally did it, I made a wish nobody can corrupt. :twisted: I wish those hippies I mentioned in last post would start crying. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Granted, you drown in their tears. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I wish the following improvements would take place: Zamorak becomes the god of good.Sasradomin becomes the god of evil.Guthix becomes the god of losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, nobody notices a difference I wish I couldn't feel pain. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted. Unable to feel pain, you destroy your body because you have no indication that its being damaged. I wish more people would post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, but it gets locked because most of those people are trolls who talk about rape too much. I wish all Saradomin worshippers all around the world would start crying because they realize their god sucks, and never stop crying. :twisted: Also, I don't care what happens to me, so good luck corrupting this wish. :twisted: You'll need it. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted. Your family gets drowned very slowly from the localised flooding they cause. I wish for this wish to get corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, they all suck at posting. I wish gloves were made of glass. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, it breaks on your hand. I wish Barack Obama and Lex Luthor would both agree on retiring and then shoot themselves with a pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted. In a completely unrelated accident, everybody in the world dies. I wish my nose was invisible. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, everyone is afraid of you, and there is no going back. I wish guns and everything that even resembles them never came into existence, the world would be a lot better place without them. And also I won't be bored without guns, in fact I will be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, propulsion technology is much more far behind. I wish I had some pretzels. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, you can't eat them, and they're too ugly for decorations. I wish to become the ultimate evil and nothing will stand in my way, nothing. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Except everything I wish the burn mark on my hand would go away. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vio Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted, it moves to your foot. I wish I could get cheaper car insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Granted. You save money by switching to Geico. Except that you don't. I wish Blaze would stop posting. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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