Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, you bleed a lot, and nobody wants a bloody dancer. Granted. He uses you to demonstrate. You die. I've said it before and I'll say it again, death is not a corruption as I don't care about dying. :rolleyes: And how exactly is demonstrating me a problem? Being on a hospital is far worse than death. I wish you'd tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, the reason blows your mind. I wish sdlakghasklgwjasklghewios;fwjaesdgfas'df YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, your wish is interpreted as a wish for a smaller penis I wish I liked nights more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, you become an owl, literally. And never turn back into a human again. I wish the following events would happen in RuneScape and it wouldn't affect real life at all and RuneScape wouldn't shut down: The Mysterious Old Man finally admits that he's a pedophile. So he goes to the courtroom in East Ardougne and turns himself in. The paladins and heroes agree on shooting him with a pistol for all his actions. Also, I don't care if his random events disappear, that's not a bad thing since random events give nothing but useful junk that I don't need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, the pedophile lovers revolt I wish I had a slimy mattress. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted. It's covered in the acidic-devour-you-whole D&D-esque variety of slime. I wish for an IRC channel. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, nobody uses it. I wish I spoke Portuguese. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted. But you're confined to living at the North Pole where no one there speaks it (or lives there for that matter). I wish I could always perfectly articulate my thoughts into the right words with which to express them. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, you no longer get to sound like an idiot. I wish you'd post in LOTPW more. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, blaze posts frequently, and turns LOTPW into the alternate universe, but with pokemon instead of ponies I wish I had a pencil that would never go dull or break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, you keep it in your pocket and constantly accidentally stab yourself with it. I wish I produced slightly less earwax. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, it's so slight it isn't even noticeable. I wish I had the thieving cape in real life, and I could wear it and use the emoticon. Then I'd trick some real gangsters with real guns into thinking I robbed a bank when I'm just using the emoticon. :twisted: I have a real gun as well, also I don't care about dying or being injured. So neither of those things really interrupt the wish. And I don't care about getting arrested either. Good luck, we're gonna be here for weeks. :twisted: Also if you so much as try to ignore any of the things said in this post, I will easily refute it with another wish. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 You look like a fool running around with a thieving cape irl. Everybody just laughs at you and you live the rest of your life alone and miserable. I wish I had more teeth. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, you're a shark. I wish my hands didn't get so cold in winter. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, they fall off instead I wish I could spin much more quickly. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, you throw up while doing it. I wish I didn't post about a statue peeing in the you're banned thread. I feel so embarrassed doing that. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, you posted a picture of your genitals instead. I wish Blaze would make more YouTube videos. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, they're all terrible because he spends less time on them. I wish Blaze were even sexier than he already is, and that he and I could get married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, he's so sexy the universe is physically incapable of handling it and implodes. I wish I could control my hair. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, you now control your hair, and your hair controls the rest of you. I wish I never got any fatter no matter what I ate, but I could still lose weight through excercise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, you lose so much weight so quickly that you die. I wish I had more nails. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, you have so many nails on your body that you start bleeding. I wish the US dollar would become an international currency and all other currencies never even existed. I also wish the US dollar was invented over 370,000 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, the void created by the suddenly-vanishing matter kills everyone. I wish I was invincible. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, gangsters and terrorists will never leave you alone. I wish Jagex would grant every single player of RuneScape the ability to have endless amount of prayers, and not even other players or people wearing Verac's armor can get past the prayer. And also I wish that nobody could ever quit because Jagex is so good at encouraging the players to go back to playing that they can never escape. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted. Everybody playing runescape dies of starvation. I wish I had more yogurt. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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