Hakaan Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Granted, the mute button and the pause button are both broken. And it only accepts AAAA batteries. I wish everything electronic that plugs into something else electronic that it had the same connection, making every electronic in the world compatible. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Granted, but a terrorist group finds a way to exploit this and causes all of the world's electronics to overheat and explode at the same time. I wish I had a new pair of rock climbing shoes that fit me perfectly. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Granted. The government raises the price of them to $75k each. I wish that no one ever committed a crime in the world. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Granted, that means no more fighting, no more wars, etc. And good crime, superhero and so on movies, TV shows and so on don't exist anymore since nothing interesting ever happens. I wish the next president of the United Sates would be an intelligent alien from the planet Venus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Granted, but they were too used to Venus' dense gravity and atmosphere so they suffocate and explode on arrival. I wish I could get paid for watching anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Granted. You get paid $0.01 for every hour you watch. I wish to know exactly how and when I'm going to die. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Granted, but knowing that information gives you a lot of fear. So you're scared for the rest of your life. I wish all gangsters would worship me like a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Granted. You have no time to poast anymore. I WISH THE DAMNED INFINITE EIGHT ARC WOULD END ALREADY 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring_Me_The_Horizon Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Granted, I do't know what the [bleep] that is.I wish to have kids one day?? Divine Forces Pride :::::: Ancient Fury Pride :::::: Forums: Divine ForcesAncient Fury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Granted. They grow up to become successful, genocidal dictators. Just what every parent wants for their child! :thumbup: I wish I had a cup of coffee. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Granted. But it's cold. I wish every (edible) food tasted good to me. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Granted, you go to a grocery store and eat all the food there since you find all of it so delicious. I wish every time I got shot I'd be stronger and more powerful than before. Then I'd piss off a lot of gangsters. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Granted. They cut you. I wish for a warm cup of coffee. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Granted, but it tastes absolutely horrible. I wish the dragon platelegs in RuneScape would restore to its 2.5M price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Granted. Bots at steel and iron dragons make even more money from the bones and now platelegs. I wish macroers in RS didn't exist. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Granted. They macro in real life instead. :thumbup: I wish someone would take my contract! ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, a contract that makes you a slave for the rest of your life appears out of nowhere, and someone takes it and accepts that contract. :twisted: You didn't say which contract. I wish racism and sexism would be punishable by something far worse than dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, but your racism against Goonians causes you to be punished. I wish I had an extra ear for hearing extra good. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, your nose gets replaced by a ear. You no longer can smell. I wish everyone was the king of their own kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Granted. Since they don't have anyone to rule over, they might as well not be kings. I wish I could talk to my future self 10 years from now and see how my life is. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkldgryPlsnt Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Granted. The only problem is, your future self is a ghost. You died a year later. I wish I had an alienware comp. Proud Owner of the Quest Cape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Granted. But you have a laptop and it overheats. (My friend has an Alienware, it overheats surprisingly easily.) I wish I lived for 1000 years (approximately) to see what the year 3000 is like. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Granted, you didn't wish that you'd go forward in time, so you have to wait 1000 years until you even get the chance to see what 3000 looks like, and that takes a very long time. I wish for the entire world at my fingertips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkldgryPlsnt Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Granted. Unfortunately, the only world available at the time is a globe. I wish to have more facebook notifications. Proud Owner of the Quest Cape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Granted. People start spamming the [bleep] out of your wall. I wish I could play the drums as good as Dave Lombardo. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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