blaah Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Granted. You know the correct thing to say in every situation, but you always say the opposite and never express the correct thing. I wish I could see the consequences of my actions prior to acting. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Granted, you become the perfect man. That makes a big jealously. I wish I knew what Obama is thinking right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Granted. It's extremely boring and you don't understand much of it anyway. I wish every skill in RS was at least 300k xp/hr without botting or doing anything against the rules. But only I was able to achieve those xp rates. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 granted. however it results in you getting bored out of your skull and you end up quitting I wish i had all the skittles i could ever eat and never get obese, also i wish that there were no string attached ie. my mouth was sewn shut or something like that. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Granted, that's everything you ever wanna eat. I wish wild Pokémon would stop attacking me. It's terrible, I live in the Pokémon World and Pokémon attack me and cause trouble all the time. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 granted. you become stuck in one place, you can only move if you see a person directly in front of you. every time this happens a magical force commands you to walk forward to challenge this person. then you realize you have a lowly lvl 1 ratata and can do no damage to his lvl 10 squirtle. you loose every single time. on the upside you dont get attacked by wild pokémon anymore. i am now content but dont know what to wish for maybe a ham sandwich. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Granted. The ham is rancid, the bread moldy, the lettuce wilted, and they used that kind of mustard that tastes funny that you don't like. I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 granted you wish for a penny. i wish i didint have to go to work today. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Granted. You lose your job for not showing up and lose your source of income. I wish I could fly without an airplane or helicopter but still safely. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Granted, you get the supernatural ability to fly. Later, the government takes you away for experiment. I wish for a weekly subscription to a company that sends one of my favorite movies I don't have to my apartment. FOR FREE!!!!! And the DVDs would have bonus features as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Granted. The subscription is only good for a day and then you have to pay after that. I wish for a food that tasted extremely good but was healthy in every way possible and very common too. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Granted, you get a cabbage. [hide]Don't blame me if you don't like it. I personally love cabbages.[/hide] I wish I was a demon with a powerful empire, and all humans who don't bow down to me would die a horrible, horrible death. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Granted. You kill off the human race and get very lonely. I wish for a cotton-candy maker. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 grqnted. after a few days all of your teeth fall out. you can still eat the cotton candy though i wish for a brand new lego set to play with. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Granted. But it's missing a crucial piece and therefore can't be finished. I wish I could control what age I am at all times and maintain whatever age I like. If I wanted to be 30 one day and 7 the next, I wish I could voluntarily control that. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 granted. one day you decide you want to become 1 again once you get there you forget what life was like previously and you relive your life from that point, just one small problem you dont have anyone to care for you i wish for the ability to call people stupid without the consequences. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I apologize for the double post, maybe it was my way of getting multiple wishes. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Granted, people can call YOU stupid as well, and there is nothing you can do about it. I wish you wouldn't have double-posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Granted, he triple posted. I wish 11:11 wishes came true. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Granted, wishes only come true at 11:11 AM, and you can't wish anywhere before or after that time, or else it won't come true. I have two wishes: First off I wish I saw an annoying rapper, then I'd shoot him.My second wish is that the cops wouldn't mind because they couldn't stand him anyway. And yes, you are allowed to make as many wishes as you want. There is no limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 gratned you shot [insert rapper here], now all the people that loved him have started to hunt you down and try to kill you. i wish for sideways 8 wishes Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Granted, since sideways 8 literally means nothing, you don't get any wishes. (I know you meant infinity, but "sideways 8" =/= infinity) I wish I could always know the outcome of a box beforehand, and bet accordingly. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 granted, you always know that a box has 6 sides, congratulations you are useless to society i wish for a cookie Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Granted, but it tastes terrible. I wish for cabbage with everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vio Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Granted, but you spontaneously develop an allergy to cabbage. I wish for lots and lots of socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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