Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Granted, throught is a combination of thought and through, so you have to think through in order to control your computer, which means you have to think A LOT. I wish I had a gun with endless bullets that would magically appear in my pocket every time I look into my pocket, no matter what. Then I'd do a crime, get arrested and kill the guards while in jail. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Granted. You are now the most evil person on the earth and feel terrible about yourself and shoot yourself with the magical gun. I wish I could thoroughly enjoy any kind of music I listen to. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Wish granted, but to be able to do so, your body had to sacrifice all other senses. You now no longer have a sense of smell, you are blind, unable to feel things you touch, and essentially the only thing you can do, is hear. I wish I was telekenetic. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Granted, but every time you use the power your head hurts. I wish something incredibly ridiculous would happen to me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted. But it's so ridiculous that when you tell people no one believes you and you start to think it wasn't true in the first place. I wish I could pick me and 10 other people to be the only people left on Earth. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted, soon you guys run out of food. And since there are no people left who bring you food you die of hunger, therefore ending the human race. I wish for a magical vending machine with endless amount of coca-cola. And I wouldn't need to use coins to use it. All I have to do is to click a bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted. Someone finds out about it and smashes it because they're jealous that it only works for you. I wish I had $1,000,000 to spend on anything I want. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted, but due to massive inflation it won't even be enough to pay for half a bread. I wish I got paid more at work. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted, you get paid one cent more. I wish the mysterious old man would teleport me to his maze in real life. Then I'd shoot him with my gun after he teleported me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted. You're now stuck in the maze and end up starving to death. I wish I could fly of my own will and not have it lead to injury or death either. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffy1 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted. It effectively turns you into a plant. I wish I could see the future. Tip.It Website Crew Leader[hide=Quotes]I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questionsHehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted, you become a gambling addict. And since you know exactly what's gonna happen next you get rich in no time. A lot of people wanna beat you up for it. I wish a statue of me would be in every US state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted. But they're covered up with a big cloth because no one likes seeing them and they don't know who it even is. I wish I could read people's minds. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted, you learn all the bad things people think of you. I wish my face would be on any REAL US dollar bill. (the fake ones don't count.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Granted. The government comes up with a $0.01 bill that no one uses and puts your face on it. I wish I was clever and witty. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Granted, you're so clever and witty that you become a scientist nerd. I wish to thank Hakaan for keeping on replying to this thread and keeping it alive. I really appreciate it, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Granted. Hakaan ignores your thanks and keeps posting. I wish I had the willpower and confidence to do anything. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Granted, you fall from a helicopter without parachute and end up at a hospital. I wish Adolf Hitler would admit that he's a homosexual in 1910. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Granted, but you're not alive to see it happen in person, and he censors it by all instances of it in print by 1935. By the time the year 2011 comes around, it is merely a vague rumor thought to have originated from cheap tabloids. I wish for the Stalf of Goon. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Granted. It breaks and kills you. I wish I could talk to people easily but still able to control what I say. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Granted, but while at a popular location strangers all listen to you well, and do exactly what you say. You said you wanted to talk to people easily, you didn't say which people. I wish the S.978 bill will never be made into law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Granted. A new bill is introduced that makes any bill automatically law, there's no steps in between. I wish for a 100% safe teleporter that could take me wherever I want to go instantly at no cost to me. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Granted, you no longer walk or drive your car. However there are consequences. The consequences are that teleporting so much makes you vomit. I wish to be the owner of the longest beard in the world, then I'd shave it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Granted. You make some adoring fans because of it and when you shave it they all get angry and egg you. Technically, my teleporter still works because it's at no cost to me, including physical costs.But anyways, I wish for people to be more like me, where they don't go out of their way to talk to anyone, they mostly mind their own business. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Granted, everyone is like you, and you get bored of it since you can never have discussions or anything. I wish I could use the no cops cheat code in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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