Granted, but since it's a toy roller coaster on a random pastry it leaves much to be desired.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up to close the window.

Granted. Someone breaks in and closes the window for you before they leave with all of your stuff.

 

I wish I had 1000 posts under my name already.

Granted. All you need is a little patience.

Once you make that 1000th post you'll feel obligated to discontinue posting everywhere but here though. Posting anywhere else would destroy the pretty 1,000.

 

I wish I could control my computer with my mind.

Granted, but you can't control it completely, so you drop it on the ground and break it with your mind, and can't repair it with your mind.

 

I wish for a car that would allow me to do things that make no sense whatsoever.

Granted. You go insane after a half hour riding in it.

 

I wish it was 100% impossible to corrupt this wish.

Not granted because your wish wasn't a wish that is possible. Your wish wasn't an actual wish because it was a wish for the wish to not be corrupted, which is a paradox. You can't corrupt something if there isn't something there to begin with.

 

I wish I had some sort of motivation to get some food right now.

Granted. All you have is spoiled, rancid meat.

 

I wish I had the motivation to have a positive attitude.

Granted. Shortly after a random person slaps you and blames you for all the problems in the world.

 

I wish I had 95 smithing.

Granted. You get caught for botting and your stats get reset to level 10.

 

I wish I could apply mind control on my OCS prof.

Granted, however his other students notice that you're mind-controlling their teacher so they beat you up.

 

I wish for three adolves hitlers, then I'd shoot all of them with my gun.

Granted, but you miss them because you're a bad shot and they take over the world.

 

I wish I had a publishing contract for my current writing project.

Granted. But it loses funding and you end up losing money and no one reads your writing.

 

I wish this girl I like liked me as much as I like her.

Granted, however his other students notice that you're mind-controlling their teacher so they beat you up.

 

Why would they? Free grades anyone? :rolleyes:

 

 

Anyhow..

Granted. She likes you so much she eats you.

 

I wish I could make things fly.

Granted, you make all sorts of thing fly, so they fly into the sky and never return.

 

I wish I lived in a mansion with over 15 escalators and exactly 3 floors.

Granted. Your escalators crash into each other and break because you only have 3 floors.

 

I wish this girl I like liked me as much as I like her. And she's not a cannibal.

Granted, you fall deep in love with her. And she falls deep in love with you, so she becomes overprotective.

 

I wish it would rain five dollar bills.

granted, but due to this ridiculous meteorological anomaly, the water cycle gets all messed up and all life on earth ends up dead

 

I wish my A levels would be completed for me with the grades I need to get into the university of my choice (note, I don't care about the satisfaction of having done it myself)

Granted. They eventually kick you out of the university for not doing it yourself.

 

I wish I had a real dragon that listened to me, didn't try to kill people, and was my pet.

Granted, but you have to feed it 24/7. And it poops and pees a lot, so you have to clean that up.

 

I wish I could see HoodWinked Too! already, seriously I have been waiting over a month, and still am not able to see it.

Granted, you go to see it, you leave disappointed, also, someone spills a drink on you and your seat has chewing gum stuck to it which gets stuck to your trousers

 

I wish I could read music

Granted, now music starts to become boring since you don't listen to it but read it.

 

I wish every time someone thinks bad of me, my IQ would go up by one.

Granted. You become an over-intelligent, self-centered jerk and get beaten up for using witty insults on a group of bikers.

 

I wish I had super powers.

You get the ability to turn into anything you want, as long as you have your twin supper powered partner, who you've never met and don't know where they are.

 

I wish I'd never get migraines ever again.

Granted, now you get flees.

 

I wish to be treated like a god. NOTE: I don't want to become a god, just be treated like one.

 

I wish to be treated like a god. NOTE: I don't want to become a god, just be treated like one.

You get treated like Jesus and crucified.

 

I wish to someday be on the Senate Foreign Affairs Committee.