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Granted, but since it's a toy roller coaster on a random pastry it leaves much to be desired.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up to close the window.

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Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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Granted. Someone breaks in and closes the window for you before they leave with all of your stuff.

 

I wish I had 1000 posts under my name already.

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Granted. All you need is a little patience.

Once you make that 1000th post you'll feel obligated to discontinue posting everywhere but here though. Posting anywhere else would destroy the pretty 1,000.

 

I wish I could control my computer with my mind.

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I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questions

Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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Granted. You go insane after a half hour riding in it.

 

I wish it was 100% impossible to corrupt this wish.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

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Not granted because your wish wasn't a wish that is possible. Your wish wasn't an actual wish because it was a wish for the wish to not be corrupted, which is a paradox. You can't corrupt something if there isn't something there to begin with.

 

I wish I had some sort of motivation to get some food right now.

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Granted. All you have is spoiled, rancid meat.

 

I wish I had the motivation to have a positive attitude.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. Shortly after a random person slaps you and blames you for all the problems in the world.

 

I wish I had 95 smithing.

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Granted. You get caught for botting and your stats get reset to level 10.

 

I wish I could apply mind control on my OCS prof.

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I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questions

Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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Granted. But it loses funding and you end up losing money and no one reads your writing.

 

I wish this girl I like liked me as much as I like her.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, however his other students notice that you're mind-controlling their teacher so they beat you up.

 

Why would they? Free grades anyone? :rolleyes:

 

 

Anyhow..

Granted. She likes you so much she eats you.

 

I wish I could make things fly.

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I love it how Jafje comes outa nowhere and answers my questions

Hehe now we know what real life does...drugs, drugs, more drugs. Thank god we are addicted to something that won't kill us.

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Granted. Your escalators crash into each other and break because you only have 3 floors.

 

I wish this girl I like liked me as much as I like her. And she's not a cannibal.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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granted, but due to this ridiculous meteorological anomaly, the water cycle gets all messed up and all life on earth ends up dead

 

I wish my A levels would be completed for me with the grades I need to get into the university of my choice (note, I don't care about the satisfaction of having done it myself)

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Granted. They eventually kick you out of the university for not doing it yourself.

 

I wish I had a real dragon that listened to me, didn't try to kill people, and was my pet.

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Granted, you go to see it, you leave disappointed, also, someone spills a drink on you and your seat has chewing gum stuck to it which gets stuck to your trousers

 

I wish I could read music

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Granted. You become an over-intelligent, self-centered jerk and get beaten up for using witty insults on a group of bikers.

 

I wish I had super powers.

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You get the ability to turn into anything you want, as long as you have your twin supper powered partner, who you've never met and don't know where they are.

 

I wish I'd never get migraines ever again.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

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I wish to be treated like a god. NOTE: I don't want to become a god, just be treated like one.

You get treated like Jesus and crucified.

 

I wish to someday be on the Senate Foreign Affairs Committee.

PM me in game anytime

 

It's a lot easier then that for an idiot to sound smart on the internet.

 

That's exactly what you're doing right now... just saying.

 

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