Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted, but you can't move on land. You didn't wish to be sent to the sea, so you're stuck on land unable to walk. I wish Coca-Cola would become an energy drink and the taste wouldn't change at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Granted. The downside is that, in order to keep its flavor, a special parasite was added to it. To make things worse, the thing was very experimental and made the drink rather toxic to unknowing drinkers. Don't worry, you only suffer illness. I wish I could be better at stealing stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Granted, you're better but still not good enough to not get caught and sent to jail. I wish I had a fork with which to eat this pasta. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Granted, but it breaks while you're eating the pasta. I wish for a megaphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Granted, but it's out of batteries. I wish for a blanket. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Granted, but it's full of bedbugs. I wish I had something very delicious to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Granted, it's magical and makes something ridiculous happen to you. I wish crazy things would stop happening to me in the Pokémon world. (or my dreams) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted. They happen to you in real life instead. I wish TIF liked me. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, I want your babies. I wish I had infinite kittens. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, they all scratch you. I wish for infinite amount of awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, but the stock price of awesome crashes and is worthless. I wish I was in an anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, you are in a very boring anime that's more boring than real life. I wish for a grandfather clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Granted. You spend all of your time watching the pendulum go back and forth and never do anything else. I wish there were no more annoying things in the world. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted, everything is boring now. I wish it was legal to kill as long as you really hate the person that you kill. Oh and I'm not afraid of death, so saying that I die is NOT corrupting the wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Granted. You aim a gun at a person you hate but right as you pull the trigger, someone you love jumps in front of it and takes the bullet, meaning you killed someone you didn't hate. You then break the law and get the worst punishment imaginable, besides your friend or whoever being dead. I wish I had the patience for anything. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Granted, you sit on a chair waiting for something to happen and never ever leave the chair. I wish for a magical chewing gum, then I'd chew it to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmaster187 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 granted all f your teeth fall out i wish for a can of Pringles that was not stale. Clicky siggy for blogThanks Pendonub for fancy new sigThieving guide[WIP]Loyal player since May 2005 and member since November 2005 and Tifer for many years~~~legoman187~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjingleheimers Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Granted. The can's not stale, but it sure is empty my good sir. I wish for a million dollars. Hi! My name is John and I like meeting new people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Granted, the government takes 98.4% of it and you're only allowed to spend the rest of the money on laxatives. I wish school could be condensed into 1 hour a day with me still learning the same amount as before. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Granted, but you get a job and have to work 14 hours a day. You want to quit the job, but realize that you need it. I wish I lived in a country where it's illegal not to have a gun. And I would always have my gun on me no matter what. Again, I'm not afraid of death, so saying that I die does not corrupt the wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Granted, but it's illegal to have ammo. I wish that I was a master swordsman and had one of the finest swords given to me by Santa Claus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Granted, but you have to wait over three months to have it since Santa only gives presents on Christmas. I wish to become an evil overlord. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Granted, but your leadership is an asinine joke and your empire crumbles within the next week. I wish Disney's shows resorted to their style of the 90s, where the real jokes were fun to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Granted, but today's youth hate them and Disney goes bankrupt. I wish I had a full tank of gas. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Granted, the tank has a hole at the left bottom of it. I wish for a wife with a remote control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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