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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted. The only problem is, you become one with the internet, both vaporizing your body and corrupting you mind, and you just don't care about winning a quiz show, you wanna take over the world.

 

I wish I had a new ipod touch that had free wifi wherever I go.

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Granted. It's still a puppy.

 

Holy [cabbage] you really had no idea how much responsibility such a wish entails. Responsibility, and burn wounds.

 

Once again I'll take the Kyubey Wish route.

 

Sis puella magi! /人 ‿‿ 人\

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10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Granted. He becomes obsessed with you and you start trying to avoid him.

 

I wish I could control people's minds.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted. You never dream again.

 

I wish people knew the references others were making.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Granted. You type 1 wpm faster than you did before.

 

I wish everything was enjoyable.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Granted, human nature is ruined.

 

By the way, killing me isn't corrupting my wish. Death would still be enjoyable. So I rewish for everything to be enjoyable.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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People have different ideas of what is enjoyable, in this case a maniac finds this sort of thing enjoyable.

 

You are led into a small room with a tight chain around your neck, your legs are shackled and your neck aches from the thick metal clamp around it. You're thrown into the room of the faceless man and he pulls out a long thin knife which he uses to cut out your eyelids, he then takes a large 120 lumen torch and puts it at your eyes blinding you and hurting you.

He then pours lemon juice on you and it sears through, burning your cut eyes and saw neck. As you are drenched in the shower of lemon he begins making tiny incisions in you with his small knife.

After that he gets an iron and starts burning you with it, cauterizing the 2 inch cuts all over your body as he calls you abusive names etc.

 

I wish to eat some nice untainted-chocolate pancakes without choking in a nice resturant with many friendly people around.

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You see a green unripe pumpkin and began painting it orange, little do you know that a man is watching you from the woods furiously doing business in the woods and watching you from his binoculours. He lets out a large yelp as the final brown turd drops out of his bottom and you turn around to see him pulling out a gun.

The man shoots you in the leg and you fall the the floor and the hot lead burns through your thigh. From your watering eyes you just make out a trouserless and pantless man charging at you in full pelt, donning a green anorak and thick beard. The man gets closer to you and he sticks his finger into your hole and pulls out the bullet.

The man then puts on his clown mask and starts wiping him unwiped bottom on your, the fat hairy cheeks rubbing on your nose. And then you find out that your parents have divorced and he is your new father who absoloutely hates ripe fruit to a point that he is willing to rape people to prove his point (but he gets away with it because he's so hilarious).

Anyway, every friday you see a clown peering through your window.

 

I wish for a massive watermelon.

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Everything is perfect, in the eyes of the crazy-clown rapist who takes you into his shed and uses you as a sex slave and toilet wipe. You're shackled to a wall of the shed and forced to gag on a pair of soiled (and by that I mean doused in brown) pants as he rubs his hairy arse all over you wearing a clown-mask.

 

I wish that I was president of the US of A

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Granted, you stop encouraging Resistance.

 

I wish I hadn't read the last few [bleep]ing posts.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Granted. Instead you read the other thousands of posts before them.

 

I wish I had a soft pretzel right now.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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