Hakaan Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted, you have a stomachache instead. I wish I had the ability to walk through stuff. I.e. go straight through walls and closed doors without getting hurt. I don't know how else to explain it. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted, you fall to the center of the earth I wish tif didn't go down :( YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted. TIF no longer exists. I wish I had the ability to walk through stuff and control when I can use it. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Granted, you fall to the center of the earth when you use it I wish for nothing YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Granted, the government takes everything away from you, and you're banned from living on the streets as well. I wish Michael Buckley would become the next president of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Granted. While he's not really a politician and he doesn't do his job well, he somehow manages to be a competent president. You die of a completely unrelated sniping incident. I wish I had an extra thumb. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Granted. It's in the middle of your forehead and you can't move it. I wish I could turn invisible (along with my clothes) on command. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Granted, but the words are so complicate that you don't remember them. You manage to become invisible but don't remember the word to become visible again, so you are invisible for eternity. I wish someone very famous would punch me in the face then I'd aim my gun on him and say "Come near me and I'll shoot you." Of course I'm only imitating, I wouldn't shoot him for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Granted, they call your bluff and beat the shit out of you. I wish my thoughts were all narrated in your voice. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, they call your bluff and beat the shit out of you. I wish my thoughts were all narrated in your voice. I thpeak with a lithp and drive you to thuithide. I wish that my life would be ideal. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, everyone you care about is tortured 24/7 I wish for blood. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 shitSince when isn't this [cabbage]? @aboveGranted. You get to drink a quart full of spider blood. I wish I could write greater than any poet or famous writer who's ever lived. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 gラン手d、用れふぉr背dとw利手印gぉ利王s日本ウィth亜視ttyt欄sぁ戸r尾rうぁ手ヴぇr用d化llてぃｓ。(I'm having a lot of fun with this.) I wish I could fly. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 gラン手d、用れふぉr背dとw利手印gぉ利王s日本ウィth亜視ttyt欄sぁ戸r尾rうぁ手ヴぇr用d化llてぃｓ。(I'm having a lot of fun with this.) I wish I could fly.Google translate couldn't even tell me what that means. Corrupt my wish plz. Granted. You board an airplane headed for the North Pole. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 **^ninja Since you didn't psot anything new I'll re-corrupt:Granted. However, you're a paraplegic mute. I wish I had the most chest hair of any man ever. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted. Insert Chuck Norris joke here. I wish for more armpits. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, you now have so many of them people look at you like a freak. I wish someone would explain to me why the word shit is suddenly not censored yet the F word still is. I mean isn't this forum supposed to be "kid friendly"? As a swear word shit is just as strong as the F word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Maybe they'll uncensor [bleep] in the future, who knows? Granted, the reason causes your brain to explode. I wish I had a bunch of kilometers. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, but you're beaten by a guy with a bunch of miles since miles are far superior to kilometers. I wish the guy in the mirror would stop copying my every move. By the way death and going crazy are NOT corruptions. Since I already am crazy and don't fear death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, he comes out and touches you in ways that make you feel funny. I wish I had AIDS. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, you're so sick you can't even leave your home without getting hurt. Granted, he comes out and touches you in ways that make you feel funny. That's not really a problem, since I can easily shoot the guy, so I will. I wish I knew what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, you know that your life will be ruined. I wish my mouse was yellow. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, you get a Pikachu who uses iron tail on you and you have to go to a hospital. I wish the following image would come to life: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, she gets made fun of for being 2d in a 3d world. I wish my eye would stop hurting. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Granted, your brain hurts instead. I wish Knuckles the Echidna was my next-door neighbor in real life and a very good friend of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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