Granted, you bleed a lot, and nobody wants a bloody dancer.

 

Granted. He uses you to demonstrate. You die.

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again, death is not a corruption as I don't care about dying. :rolleyes: And how exactly is demonstrating me a problem? Being on a hospital is far worse than death. I wish you'd tell me.

Granted, the reason blows your mind.

 

I wish sdlakghasklgwjasklghewios;fwjaesdgfas'df

Granted, your wish is interpreted as a wish for a smaller penis

 

I wish I liked nights more

Granted, you become an owl, literally. And never turn back into a human again.

 

I wish the following events would happen in RuneScape and it wouldn't affect real life at all and RuneScape wouldn't shut down:

 

The Mysterious Old Man finally admits that he's a pedophile. So he goes to the courtroom in East Ardougne and turns himself in. The paladins and heroes agree on shooting him with a pistol for all his actions. Also, I don't care if his random events disappear, that's not a bad thing since random events give nothing but useful junk that I don't need.

Granted, the pedophile lovers revolt

 

I wish I had a slimy mattress.

Granted. It's covered in the acidic-devour-you-whole D&D-esque variety of slime.

 

I wish for an IRC channel.

Granted, nobody uses it.

 

I wish I spoke Portuguese.

Granted. But you're confined to living at the North Pole where no one there speaks it (or lives there for that matter).

 

I wish I could always perfectly articulate my thoughts into the right words with which to express them.

Granted, you no longer get to sound like an idiot.

 

I wish you'd post in LOTPW more.

Granted, blaze posts frequently, and turns LOTPW into the alternate universe, but with pokemon instead of ponies

 

I wish I had a pencil that would never go dull or break

Granted, you keep it in your pocket and constantly accidentally stab yourself with it.

 

I wish I produced slightly less earwax.

Granted, it's so slight it isn't even noticeable.

 

I wish I had the thieving cape in real life, and I could wear it and use the emoticon. Then I'd trick some real gangsters with real guns into thinking I robbed a bank when I'm just using the emoticon. :twisted:

 

I have a real gun as well, also I don't care about dying or being injured. So neither of those things really interrupt the wish. And I don't care about getting arrested either. Good luck, we're gonna be here for weeks. :twisted:

 

Also if you so much as try to ignore any of the things said in this post, I will easily refute it with another wish. :twisted:

You look like a fool running around with a thieving cape irl. Everybody just laughs at you and you live the rest of your life alone and miserable.

 

I wish I had more teeth.

Granted, you're a shark.

 

I wish my hands didn't get so cold in winter.

Granted, they fall off instead

 

I wish I could spin much more quickly.

Granted, you throw up while doing it.

 

I wish I didn't post about a statue peeing in the you're banned thread. I feel so embarrassed doing that. <_<

Granted, you posted a picture of your genitals instead.

 

I wish Blaze would make more YouTube videos.

Granted, they're all terrible because he spends less time on them.

 

I wish Blaze were even sexier than he already is, and that he and I could get married

Granted, he's so sexy the universe is physically incapable of handling it and implodes.

 

I wish I could control my hair.

Granted, you now control your hair, and your hair controls the rest of you.

 

I wish I never got any fatter no matter what I ate, but I could still lose weight through excercise

Granted, you lose so much weight so quickly that you die.

 

I wish I had more nails.

Granted, you have so many nails on your body that you start bleeding.

 

I wish the US dollar would become an international currency and all other currencies never even existed. I also wish the US dollar was invented over 370,000 years ago.

Granted, the void created by the suddenly-vanishing matter kills everyone.

 

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, gangsters and terrorists will never leave you alone.

 

I wish Jagex would grant every single player of RuneScape the ability to have endless amount of prayers, and not even other players or people wearing Verac's armor can get past the prayer. And also I wish that nobody could ever quit because Jagex is so good at encouraging the players to go back to playing that they can never escape. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :twisted:

Granted. Everybody playing runescape dies of starvation.

 

I wish I had more yogurt.