Granted, there is no more Santa Claus or Easter Bunny.

 

I wish I had no fingers.

Granted, you asked for it. Now your hand is extremely bloody. :twisted:

 

I wish to go to a rehab to do something about my coca-cola addiction.

Granted, you are now addicted to heroine.

 

I wish I didn't burn myself today.

Granted, but you burn the rest of your apartment instead, but for some reason you survive it.

 

I wish Zamorak would become my real life god and do everything in his power to get rid of the Pokémon delusions I have. And after that he's become a nice guy and make his brother Saradomin jealous of his kindness.

I... I just... You're a crazy person. I don't know how to corrupt that.

 

I wish I had longer teeth.

Granted, they're so long it hurts.

 

I wish the mysterious old man of RuneScape would go to a rehab in Ardougne City and do something about his teleporting random people addiction.

Granted, he switches to meth

 

I wish I had prefect eyesight.

Granted, you know see perfectly how you are gonna die and can't avoid it. :twisted:

 

I wish everyone who isn't my friend and not me who are against drugs being illegal in the US would be treated like a hippie and be sent to a special prison only made for hippies and those people who are treated like ones.

 

Also, none of them can escape. Muahahahahaha!!!!! :twisted:

Granted, tl;dr even though it wasn't that long

 

I wish afsdkjaldsghaldskfjadslkf

Granted, the keyboard crashes.

 

I did it, I finally did it, I made a wish nobody can corrupt. :twisted:

 

I wish those hippies I mentioned in last post would start crying. :twisted:

Granted, you drown in their tears.

I wish the following improvements would take place:

 

Zamorak becomes the god of good.

Sasradomin becomes the god of evil.

Guthix becomes the god of losers.

Granted, nobody notices a difference

 

I wish I couldn't feel pain.

Granted. Unable to feel pain, you destroy your body because you have no indication that its being damaged.

 

I wish more people would post in this thread.

Granted, but it gets locked because most of those people are trolls who talk about rape too much.

 

I wish all Saradomin worshippers all around the world would start crying because they realize their god sucks, and never stop crying. :twisted:

 

Also, I don't care what happens to me, so good luck corrupting this wish. :twisted:

 

You'll need it. :twisted:

Granted. Your family gets drowned very slowly from the localised flooding they cause.

 

I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

Granted, they all suck at posting.

 

I wish gloves were made of glass.

Granted, it breaks on your hand.

 

I wish Barack Obama and Lex Luthor would both agree on retiring and then shoot themselves with a pistol.

Granted. In a completely unrelated accident, everybody in the world dies.

 

I wish my nose was invisible.

Granted, everyone is afraid of you, and there is no going back.

 

I wish guns and everything that even resembles them never came into existence, the world would be a lot better place without them. And also I won't be bored without guns, in fact I will be happy.

Granted, propulsion technology is much more far behind.

 

I wish I had some pretzels.

Granted, you can't eat them, and they're too ugly for decorations.

 

I wish to become the ultimate evil and nothing will stand in my way, nothing. :twisted:

Except everything

 

I wish the burn mark on my hand would go away.

Granted, it moves to your foot.

 

I wish I could get cheaper car insurance.

Granted. You save money by switching to Geico. Except that you don't.

 

I wish Blaze would stop posting.