You get sent to nowhere, blackness is all around you. Now you are a man in black.

 

 

 

I wish for blue pants.

granted. however Silver Wits accidently spills coffee over them. hot coffee while you're wearing them.

 

I wish I had another cup of coffee..

Granted. Unfortunately your clumsiness carries over and you spill this one on me too.

 

 

 

*edit* I wish I hadn't forgotten a wish.

Granted, but one of my bans from the you're banned thread actually works, so you can't post your wish.

 

 

 

I wish that I wasn't so recently addicted to the Off-Topic forums after submitting my mod app with "Rants/Debate" as my most active forum.

Granted. they still don't make you a mod.

 

I wish that i had mod powers on a noob account in runescape... [i would then use and abuse it]

Granted but after you use it you get IP banned being mistaked for an autoer.

 

 

 

I wish I had a white p hat.

Granted, but it is only paper hat made with papyrus and white dye so it melts.

 

 

 

Wish i could be a badger

Granted. you badger everyone, and get kicked.

 

I wish I was a racoon.

granted but u get caught digging through garbage and r shot

 

 

 

i wish i had full zammy armor

Granted. However, when you put it on, it magically changes to full bronze.

 

I wish I had a lot of gp in rs.

You get a lot of GP...Golden Potatoes. They are worthless. Too bad/

 

 

 

I wish...for a summer pie? They look good.

you get your summer pie! but its poisoned so have fun dying.

 

 

 

i wish i had a smithing skillcape

Granted. you can't wear it though.

 

I wish I could wear one.

granted, but terrorist infected it with tubrculosis

 

 

 

i wish i had full dragon

Granted. you turn into anothe rdragon noob.

 

I wish that I had 20gp.

you get it and realize that 20 gp is noob money

 

 

 

i wish i had a flying alligator with a saddle

Granted. however, the gator doesnt want to wear the saddle, and eats you.

 

I wish that dizzle229 would know that I knew it was noob money.

Granted Noob Reilent INC. is a company with a lot of trillionaires. So he now knows it's a money of a trillionaire.

 

 

 

I wish I could have corrupted this wish without making up some crap. I mean the company.

granted but your corruption sucks anyway.

 

 

 

i wish i could be zezima for a day

Granted. However, the Wish Fairy, Silver Wits, accidently mishears your wish, and puts a little bit of Zezima in you for the day. :wall:

 

 

 

I wish that I had 2k burnt lobsters.

granted, but then u try to eat them and realize they're worthless

 

 

 

i wish i had free membership

Granted, you get free membership to the homosexual club. But get kicked out again since you aren't a homosexual. If you are one, then I guess you can stay in that club.

 

 

 

I wish I could beat that damned pilot school in the GTA:San Andreas game.

 

 

 

NOTE: You must be eighteen or older to corrupt this one, otherwise it would be hard, since you have to be eighteen or older to play the game. If you aren't, you can still corrupt it, just look up some info on the internet about the game.

granted, but because u skipped the class, you crash anyway.

 

 

 

i wish i had 1 mill

You get one mill, its in the middle of nowhere on a lonely river, you could probably use it to grind flower.

 

 

 

I wish I had a goat.

It was granted, but the goat eats your computer, and all your canned food.

 

 

 

I wish for a name people try to imitate. (supprotmage111324)