robgrout Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 granted your a jenin .......... i havent got a clue wt it is and google thinks is a town so i think its a typeo of jeni so your an evil usesles geni oh and ye i cant spell i meant straight on my last post dislexic <(sp lol) ftl i wish i knew everything there is to know that has eva been or eva will be (knolage is power) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebird75 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Your wish is granted, yet in knowing everything there is and yet to come, you prove the saying "curiosity killed the cat" I wish to get 1k f2p total without *any* comp problems :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakdragon39 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Granted, but you'll log off at 999, and someone will hack your account, and get 1001 total level for you :). I wish this guy would stop clapping =D> . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 granted but a mod edits your post out so i have to grant the wish above you so granted but the day after you get hacked and they get your acount perm band i wish f2p would stop asking/wanting updates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Granted. P2P starts ranting and starting riots because they want updates. They also spam the forum 24/7. I wish this smilie would stop crying. It's driving me nuts!! This smilie: ( :cry: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 granted but it chears its self up by biteing your arms and all (3) legs off so then you cry insesantly like it is doing i wish i could think of a better wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Granted, but by the time you know what to wish for, you lose your magical lamp. :twisted: I wish for a driving instruction DVD, yes you got it, I'm still trying to get driving license. 8-) That was: Unbreakable. Nobody would wanna steal it. There wasn't fake or invalid info. It wouldn't be boring. I wouldn't die during this wish. Nothing could interrupt be while watching the DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 granted but the second the dvd was over you get hit by a bus and spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair paralised from the neck down :twisted: \/ loop hole \/ I wouldn't die during this wish. i wish i was a year older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Granted, you're a year older according to a calender where one year is 50 years on Gregorian calendar. I wish that the Santa Claus did appear on the streets not only near Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 granted but he is a creepy old man who trys to [ye you know what i mean] you ........... have fun :twisted: i wish there was no way to corupt this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakdragon39 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Granted, but now the topics dead :thumbsup: . I wish my wish was better than the next wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Granted, it's so good that you want to save it until it's real emergency. Since you decided to only have it in your brain, you forget what that wish was by the time that emergency comes. I wish I'd wake up in a magical fantasy world, and I was the darkest wizard there. And this would be an unusual story, because you see, this time the villains ALWAYS win. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakdragon39 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Granted, but EVERYONE else is good :). So you kill them all. And now you have no one to rule :). I wish these glasses weren't stuck to my face. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 granted but when you pull them off most of your skin comes with it you then get an infection and die a slow painfull discusting looking death muhahahaahah (evil laf) :twisted: i wish i ruled the world muahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Granted, you didn't specify what world, so you now rule the world of lameness. A world with all kinda boring stuff, unfortuntely you cannot use tools to make the creatures slaves, because there are only three suitable creatures there for slavery. I wish the house my father's office is located had an elevator, damn it, I'm sick of walking upstairs at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Granted. The elevator breaks down when you first use it. I wish I wasn't so bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Granted, you now live in an action adventure. And get shot like many other action adventurers do. I wish a repairman that would be best known as the Elevator Repairman would notice the elevator breaking and fix it right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Granted. However, me and some other hardcore anti-Blaziken fellows sabotaged it, and it fell to the basement. Btw, you were in it, so you died. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 The genie is pissed since you didn't wish for anything. I wish I'd find a bar, and this is the following conversation to the bartender: Me: Hi, I'd like a coke. Bartender: Where is your bike? Me: Pardon me? Bartender: This place is only for people with bikes. Me: Why it's right outside. Bartender: No you fool, I mean a motorbike. Me: I don't have one. Bartender: Now listen to me, jackass. Leave now, or else my father will beat you up. Me: Bring it on, punk. Bartender: Shut the [NOTE] up, dog. My father is fat, and strong, and Japanese. You better not mess with him, dog. Me: Let's see him. And then a Sumo wrestler would come, I'd shoot him, and then tell the bartender, "You have no idea who you're dealing with." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robgrout Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 granted but as the somo falls he falls on you - you are unable to move and slowly sufercate under his fat flaps :twisted: i wish the above post was shorter as it took tolong for me to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Granted. the post above you now takes tolonger to read! I wish that I could control my chaakra to walk on walls like naruto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Granted. the post above you now takes tolonger to read! Ignore this I will re-grant robgrout's wish as he/she clearly said "SHORTER". Granted, it's now so short it doesn't even have all the needed words, and it's hard to read now. As for silver_wits, granted, but the real Naruto makes you get hurt all the way to hospital since your chaakra is stealing some of his moves, and he sees you're controlling it. I wish I had the weirdest father in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Granted. He's so weird he's discusting, nobody likes him, and everybody thinks you will follow in his footsteps so nobody likes you either. I wish the RSOF wasn't so... you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Actually the genie doesn't, so he thinks you mean "wasn't so fun" so he makes it the boring place in the universe. I don't feel very good in my other ear, I wish a doctor would check it out and make sure I won't become deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Granted. You won't become deaf, because you won't live that long. Turns out there was a tumor in your ear, it is totally fatal, and there's no way to get rid of it. I wish I would never get cancer and die of old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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