Granted. there are now idiots in runescape.

 

I wish that my cat was a dog.

granted. you then lose your dog a day later.

 

 

 

i wish ppl wouldnt corrupt wishes. :P

granted.[see how this sucks that I didnt corrupt your wish? I can't say for everyone else though...]

 

I wish that someone would tell me that I had cool siggy.

Granted, but since they're a noob, their opinion is invalid.

 

 

 

I wish for immortality! Mwahaha!!!

Granted, but some other immortal guy, actually he ain't a guy but a demon, will NEVER leave you alone and always tries to kill you.

 

 

 

I wish I would be a animated character and would live in an animated world. NOTE: By animated world I don't mean TV world, so show cancellation won't work, you have to think of something INSIDE that cartoon world.

granted but you become Misty from pokemon =p

 

 

 

wish i'd be garchomp =P

No, you meant someone that looks a lot like Misty, the real Misty gets me arrested because she thinks I'm an impostor, right? Oh damn.

 

 

 

Anyway, granted, someone uses a master ball on you. You're not in luck, because this is someone that only cares about winning, and never cares if his Pok̮̩̉̉mon are hurt.

 

 

 

I'll give up the wish already. I should expect something lame anyway.

 

 

 

I wish that my father was the santa claus and my brother was the easter bunny and my grandfather was the Halloween ghost.

Granted, but your father knows you don't deserve anything, your brother gives you rotten eggs, and your grandfather makes you wet yourself \

 

 

 

I wish that Jagex would have killed the economy with the store infinite stock by putting all runes at unreasonably low prices and stocking infinite uncooked lobsters at the fishing shop...maybe I don't but oh well...

Granted, but since javascript can't handle infinite the game lags a lot.

 

 

 

I wish for Season 1-4; 6-7 of Charmed on DVD right now.

you head to your local Blockbuster to ask for it but the guy in front of the line rent them :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish RSC was for F2P, how 'bout that :P

Excuse me? What the hell does that have to do with wishing magic?

 

 

 

Anyway, granted, Jagex does a backup to the days before RS2 existed.

 

 

 

I wish for answer of my question. I ask? Excuse me!!! I wouldn't ask for anything, I wished for it, so I shouldn't have to ask someone for it. I shouldn't have to go somewhere either.

Granted. Silver Wits throws a cookie at you; you jump in the air and catch it in your mouth.

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly.

Granted, a helicopter appears right next to you.

 

 

 

I wish for a sword that's also a gun.

Granted, a helicopter appears right next to you.

 

 

 

I wish for a sword that's also a gun.

 

Granted, and it goes off while sharpening it shooting you dead.

 

 

 

I wish I had a staff containing all rune elements.

Granted, but you don't know how to handle it so you end up destroying your whole city.

 

 

 

I wish for Mars and Coke.

Granted. You get sent to mars to sniff some coke. however, you die from lack of oxygen.

 

 

 

I wish that someone would say that I look pretty cute.

granted, but its george bush so it means nothing.

 

 

 

i wish i had 60 att so i cpuld wield my shiny new bank full of dragon weapons

Granted, but during your celebration you accidentally cut off your own head.

 

 

 

I wish that the sky will fall...

Granted, but you become blind since you can't handle so much sunlight.

 

 

 

I wish for the candy Mars and the drink Coke.

Granted, but you get the candy on Halloween and the wrapper is ripped, revealing something nasty and green inside, and the Coke is from way back when they used the Coca leaf, therefore getting you high.

 

 

 

I wish that I would have slept past 11 this morning.

Granted, but you did never create this post, because you never manage to wake up.

 

 

 

I wish I could stop making up some random nonsensical wishes.

Granted, but your wishes become so specific and boring that nobody bothers to corrupt them anymore...

 

 

 

I wish that " :uhh: " would turn purple

Granted:

 

But then it wears off. :uhh:

 

 

 

I wish that my school dinner ladies went on strike.

Granted, the male ones get shot, so from now on bringing your own lunch is a requirement. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I'd find the bastard that killed the dudes in ThruItAll's school and bring him to justice.

Granted, but you get arrested for hiring him then he kills you in jail. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for a pie