Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[LordBlk]

granted

 

(lol i got a hard 1)

 

 

 

it comes true but because your wish was so complicated the faries down at zanaris hold a summit to try to grant your wish but at this time you are falling out of the plane and the fairy court is discussing what to have for lunch and by that time you land safley on the ground

 

srry looks like you have to live and not go to hell :lol:

 

 

 

(boy that was weird)

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had an rc car

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but it moves all by itself. So you get hurt in your feet quite often.

 

 

 

I wish that racism would become the biggest crime that the FBI would deal with. Also judging people b their look/accent that's as bad as racism. :notalk:

[linkrox4040]

granted, but then you have to hear every racist comment that is made while the law is in effect, because people break the law...

 

man i wish i didnrt have to corrupt that one...

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had infinite uncorruptable wishs including this one

 

 

 

beat that :

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, some hidden camera man are recording you. You now have gotten life action TV series similar to the Fairly OddParents, except that there is actually a genie granting the wish, and there is no book of rules crap.

 

 

 

I wish I had some DVDs of that show.

[silver_wits]

Granted. Although, they are in the free zone of Rogers on Demand, not to be confused with The Movie Network On Demand.

 

I wish that whenever I went to the bathroom, there would never be toilet paper! [hahhaahaha, this means I'll get lots of toilet paper in there all the time right?]

[klankaos]

Every time you enter the bathroom, somebody will have flooded the toilet by using every piece of toilet paper in there.

 

 

 

I wish... that I had a better computer (mine's not doing too well at the moment =D).

[Dizzle229]

Granted. unfortunately its so advanced it gets smarter than you and takes over the world.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could learn form ur mistakes and not wish for an awesome computer. i wish for an awesome computer.

[Numer0_un0]

Granted. However... It is also infinitely "Bug-Proof" and thus you have NO CHANCE to use it at all, as it is running virus scans and putting up newer and better firewalls all of the time. Eventually it uses up all the power and the best hacker in the world tries to hack into it, but fails, and in fact, their own $50,000 computer gets infected by the virus. Then the Prez of the U.S. and the Prime Minister of the U.K. do everything in their power to STOP THAT COMPUTER but fail. Eventually a four-year old kid waltzes into the room in which the computer is stored and says gravely: "Why don't you unplug it?"

 

 

 

8-)

 

 

 

I wish that my fingers weren't cramped from typing all that as it came into my head :XD:

[silver_wits]

Granted. your fingers disappear. your toes are now cramping horribly.

 

I wish I could type with my toes too!

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, now you have four hands, and a lot of people laugh at you and call you freak.

 

 

 

I wish for another way to get to Japan than the usual ones (besides helicopters, ships, airplanes, etc.)

[silver_wits]

Granted. You can now walk to Japan.

 

 

 

I wish that I had actually sent this message to TBM. The one in red.

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=379764&start=17000

 

 

Banned because I actually thought that tipit IP banned me, and was trying to figure out what the hell I did wrong. Be glad I never bothered messaging you through your youtube id, cause if I had, I would have sent you a PM like this:

 

"ZOMG! I THINK I GOTS IP BANNED FROM TIPS! WHAT DO I DO??????????/ IS THE FORUM WORKING FOR YOU? SHOULD i CHANGE IPs??? OMG OMG OMG OMG"

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you get uncountable advertising comments on your videos and channel, and PLEASE DON'T READ THIS crap the moment you sent it to me.

 

 

 

I wish that the rude bastards on YouTube would just admit that they are jackasses.

[silver_wits]

Granted.

 

I Silver Wits admit that I am a Jack-- no wait, both my parents were married to each other when I was concieved... [and probably born].

 

Anyways, all the rude bastards admit that they are all jackasses.

 

 

 

I wish that TBM would understand that I only own a youtube account only to be able to view adult material [like harry potter puppet shows -- why the hell does that sound so wrong?] and not to post or upload material.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you get suspended when the staff of YouTube find out that you are watching stuff that you are not allowed to watch until you're eighteen.

 

 

 

I wish the following things would happen:

 

 

 

I go downstairs and find two FBI agents in my dinning room and tell them, "What the hell..."

 

 

 

and one of them says, "Don't worry we are not here to bust you. We are just going through every house of suspected victims."

 

 

 

while the other guys say, "Tell me sir, did you see how the criminal in the mall yesterday looked like?"

 

 

 

then I would say, "Well, I was in the mall yesterday.

 

 

 

and one of the FBI agents would say, "I hope you can describe the criminal, don't be nervous, we understand perfectly if you don't know anything about the criminal."

 

 

 

Ok, you decide what happens next.

[silver_wits]

You tell them that you didn't really see any suspicious activity yesterday... however your rolex dissappeared. [you don't actually have a rolex]

 

The FBI beat you to pulp for lying to them... and then erase your memory of the incident.

 

All you know is that you are hurting all over.

 

Your memory of that day in the mall also is erased.

 

Then the FBI pops into your living room.

 

And you say "what the hell..."

 

and one of them says, "Don't worry we are not here to bust you. We are just going through every house of suspected victims."

 

while the other guys say, "Tell me sir, did you see how the criminal in the mall yesterday looked like?"

 

And you stare blankly at them and tell them that you don't remember anything about the mall, but you do remember going to the mall... and now you feel De Ja Vu.....

 

 

 

I wish that someone would wish me happy birthday... yesterday was my 19th..... :ohnoes:

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, some other magical lamp owner wishes that and a clown makes you have a VERY happy birthday. Your laughter prevents you from doing anything useful on your birthday, and everyone leaves as they're annoyed, and you get no gifts since they're annoyed.

 

 

 

and now you feel De Ja Vu.....

 

 

 

I wish I knew what the hell that's supposed to mean.

[Numer0_un0]

*snicker*

 

 

 

... *snort*

 

 

 

... ... ... *bursts into laughter*

 

 

 

 

 

You're 18 years old and don't know what Deja Vu is? :o :shock: :shock: :shock: :anxious: :uhh:

 

 

 

... :shock: You know know what it means... and you start experiencing it so much that you feel as if you are living in another life... and commit suicide. Grats...

 

 

 

I WISH THAT HE WILL NOT BE RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD.

[silver_wits]

Granted... he never really died.

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly.

[blaah]

Granted...you hop on a plane...few hours later you find yourself on top of a cloud WITHOUT the plane. Thinking that you actually flew without the help of a plane, you dance around and fall through your cloud. You end up on a different cloud with some weird smelly guy and see that he's watching CNN and they're talking about a dramatic plane crash...oh dang.

 

 

 

I wish that i didn't have to make a wish here.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you don't have to because you're dead.

 

 

 

I wish Numer0_un0 would take back what he/she said. Nobody knows everything. Deja Vu might be common where you come from, but what the hell is wrong with you? It isn't that common where I come from. So don't dare laughing at people because they have different knowledge than you, that's plain rude. :shame:

[ThruItAll]

Granted, you don't have to because you're dead.

 

 

 

I wish Numer0_un0 would take back what he/she said. Nobody knows everything. Deja Vu might be common where you come from, but what the hell is wrong with you? It isn't that common where I come from. So don't dare laughing at people because they have different knowledge than you, that's plain rude. :shame:

 

 

 

I agree. No offence here TBM but I'm not referring to you, it's like saying to a [developmentally delayed]ed person, if that offends people sorry. So it's like saying to them: Ooh, You don't know what (blah) means. Haha.

 

Because someone doesn't know what something means, doesn't mean you're any better.

 

 

 

I wish I made my point.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted.

 

 

 

I should calm down, I wish for a cold glass of coca-cola.

[ThruItAll]

Granted, but you never said how big the glass is so I just give you a massive one, so you feel sick because you've had too much.

 

 

 

I wish that I had the ability to turn Jaffa Cakes into Chocolate Fingers.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you can only change them into YOUR fingers, so you can only use the power ten times, no more, no less.

 

 

 

I wish for "mamma mia!"

[silver_wits]

Granted. You get mia mama....

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could do better magic than Harry Potter!