Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Granted, it only eats apple pies, it is a problem because it goes into bakeries and other shops and EATS apple pies there. I wish the FBI would stop that giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Granted, now the apple pie is mine! :twisted: I wish I could eat this pie. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 You eat it, but it had some Raz0r blades in it #-o Oh, dear, you are dead! I wish I could have two wishes : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Not Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, 2 wishes would be nice but wouldn't unlimited wishes be better? I wish for unlimited wishes :-) If you quote me please be sure to note that I'm extremely mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numer0_un0 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Oh boy. Guess what. You die. Want to know how? OK. Here's how. With unlimited wishes... there is a catch. YOU MUST WISH THEM ALL... WITHOUT WISHING TO HAVE NO MORE WISHES. But... they're unlimited. So. Begin Day 1. *throat OK, jaw OK, ears OK.* End Day 1. *Throat parches, jaw painful, ears bored* Begin Day 5. *throat almost closed up, Jaw popping out of its bone sockets, ears on the verge of going deaf listening to almost the same crap all day*. End Day 5. *die of exhaustion, thirst and boredom at the same time.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanoha_Takamachi Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I wish for infinited $$$$$ :twisted:, so i can stop poverty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but Bill Gates, Scrooge McDuck, Mr Burns and all kinds of billionaires, trillionaires and millionaires in the real world and in fiction are now your rivals. And will stop at nothing to get richer than you. I wish some big goof would happen to me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 A giant Disney Character falls on you with an anoyingly nasal voice. I wish I knew what morrowind mod I wanted to download right now... and nothing bad to happen when I download and play it. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but something bad happens when you try to find it. You lose your internet connection. :twisted: I wish Abraham Lincoln would get back to life not as a zombie, instead of what he looked like on age of 37 and will be voted as the president of the United States. I just hope he is a quick learner about the 21st century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Not Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but to pay the price of himcoming back the rest of the worlds are zombies for a day and then dead the next. I wish for pineapples. If you quote me please be sure to note that I'm extremely mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Granted, but since your lamp is magical the [bleep]es on the pineapple keep on growing until you bleed to death. I wish I'd be an animated character in an animated sitcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Granted, but you are killed when the producers decide they need a plot twist to increase ratings. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 I wish some magician would use magic on a television so I can get into the real world. (well, it should work then an episode is repeating) Then I'd kill the producers for trying to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 The producers kill you again after coming out of the t.v. because they are Arnold Schwartzeneger and the Predator thing from the movies. I wish for another Garfield Comic book... (Book 38 to be specific) Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Granted, however the pages aren't stuck in the book. One day you read outside, a wind blows all the pages away. What are they gonna do about me if I shoot them first? :roll: I wish for an answer to this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgelemmons Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 your gun backfires and kills you. Everyone remebers you as the idiot who held a gun backward :twisted: I wish I had a free lifetime membership to RS :pray: Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Granted, but you are cursed with bad luck. :twisted: I did NOT hold the gun backwards. Someone tricked me, I wish I knew how the hell they did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Granted, but now you feel so dumb that you get depressed and hide in a corner for the next 89 weeks. I wish EVERYTHING IN LIFE was bolded. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Wish granted. click spoiler. [hide]GRANTED. EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS BOLDED. GUESS WHAT? IT'S ALSO IN FREAKING CAPS, AND THE LARGEST FONT POSSIBLE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WANT EVERYTHING BOLDED. YOU DECIDE TO TAKE BACK YOUR FREAKING WISH, BEFORE THE WISH FAIRY SHOVES YOUR WISH BACK WHERE SHE THINKS IT BELONGS... In the forgotten realms of your mind.[/hide] I wish that I was young and pretty and cute and nice and had a nice big bag of cotton candy... actually... I just want the cotton candy.. the rest you don't have to bother with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 the coton candy murders you in your sleep :uhh: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I wish any I mean ANY of the TV channels my father owns has one of the Sinnoh Pok̮̩̉̉mon episodes, goddamn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 granted. however, your dad doesn't own the channels anymore. And you turn blind. Did I mention that you never ever ever ever ever ever ever watch tv again? hehehhe I wish that someone would make me some potato salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconBomba Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Wish granted, and it was pretty darn good potato salad, only, your relatives visited and ate it before you got a chance to. I wish I had some potato salad too... mmm potato salad. Blender builderToday's experiment is:Learning how to make light industrial space craft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Granted, you get it alright, 57 years old potato salad. :twisted: I wish I'd become a demon and could do HUGE evilness. Then I'd make China the biggest slavery on this planet. And I had plenty of demonic friends to help me with those pathetic humans. And that slavery would last for 5,700 years, and no human would be able to stop the slavery, muahahahaha!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceBlue Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Granted, but you're tiny, and nobody's scared. I wish I had a million bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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