Grim_ Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I pull a shot gun out of a chickens [wagon] and start shooting randomly screaming " DIE YAH YANKEE BASTARDS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I kick Grim into a nearby well whilst yelling "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I feel the children fists and feet break as they thud harmlessly against my walls. I then "accidentally" drop a hail of large steel antenae at TTnT. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I then remember that I am a bear... I then eat TTanT and his/her/it's children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I get lured in by the prospect of candy and get stuffed in Ttan's trenchcoat. You get molestered. ----- @Grim: Look at my gallery, lol. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 No Godmodding Sere! Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 No Godmodding Sere! No you. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I get lured in by the prospect of candy and get stuffed in Ttan's trenchcoat. You get molestered. ----- @Grim: Look at my gallery, lol.*puts hands up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I pull a shortfaced bear out of my trenchcoat and hurl it at Grim. I thenpull out retech and use him as a shield against the antena rain. I then projectile vomit hydrocloric acid at Mather. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The acid hits a window and splatter on the ground. I then release a barrage of crates at TTanT. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Omg, don't godmod my attacks so that they miss! Anyways.... I count how many crates there are. I then divide that number by 0. The implode and create tiny black holes. They then start sucking in surrounding matter. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I eat the black holes before going into a space ship and returning to my homeplanet of canada from said planet I bring back the C.S.S. Long cat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I eat the black holes before going into a space ship and returning to my homeplanet of canada from said planet I bring back the C.S.S. Long cat.... BREAKING NEWS! TRAGEDY STRIKES CANADIAN HOME WORLD At 11:00 AM this morning, the rogue planet Nibiru passed by Canada, creating catastrophic earthquakes and floods. The death toll currently is 20,064,489. God save us all! ----------------------------- It appears that the C.S.S. Longcat is on its own. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Omg, don't godmod my attacks so that they miss!I didn't, it's just that attacking a building with kids or acid usually doesn't work. My roof turns into a spaceship landing platform. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Wait, you're a building? Dang. I summon Cthulhu on you by sacrificing Retech. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzybee Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Omg, don't godmod my attacks so that they miss!With the sheer absudity of this I don't belive it would have an effect. My sigs tiny! stupid photoshop :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 You can't sacrifice a player you neither control or hold hostage. :shame: A sheet of paper falls from one of my middle floors, while falling it turns into a large, red-hot, razor-sharp wall before landing(and lodging) between TTanT and Retech(too bad if you were holding him :twisted: ). Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Oh, Buzzy, I kind of inteded that accusation to be frivolous. After all, look at this game. I get lured in by the prospect of candy and get stuffed in Ttan's trenchcoat. You can't sacrifice a player you neither control or hold hostage. :shame: A sheet of paper falls from one of my middle floors, while falling it turns into a large, red-hot, razor-sharp wall before landing(and lodging) between TTanT and Retech(too bad if you were holding him :twisted: ). He gave me control. Anyways, I never said sacrificing him would kill him. You assumed that. But I do hold him hostage. He's asleep and inside my trenchcoat. Also, no-one complained when I used him as a shield earlier. Cthulhu eats the walls, attacks you, and smacks me with a tentacle, sending me to Florida. I start wrestling with Alligators. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Ok, he eats some of my walls but cannot fight me as he cannot find me(unless he does indeed know I AM the skyscraper). A door falls of it's hinges and in a puff of fairy dust a fusion bomb detonates on Mars, making walls appear in close orbit, falling down and taking the place of those Cthulhu ate...And then the moon falls on Cthulhu's head before returning to orbit. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Cthulhu gets hit by the Moon. Congratulations, you've pissed him off. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I fart and all life on the sun dies. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I fart and all life on the sun dies. I laugh. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I choke on laughter due to that comment. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I eat Cthulhu, then promptly vomit and run for my life towards Tokyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I eat Cthulhu, then promptly vomit and run for my life towards Tokyo. Gozilla appears. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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