what no use of my scythe gun? wanted to see its effect

Despite the massive injuries sustained by the various attacks, the clown is motivated by his desire for food, and his corpse begins lurching forward. It's clear that he's dead, but somehow he's still trying to eat you.

gives rocco a book of undead charms as a gift, just in case more zombie clowns attempt to eat him.

The clown appears completely dead, but he appears to be tunneling through 200,000 feet of concrete per year. See you in four years!

puts items inicimal to clown life and food strewn over the concrete area, and says charms to kill undead over all... ( i dislike the undead here dude, so im going to be using arcane things to get rid of em)

Australia cannot ignore the apparent slaughtering of civilians in Portugal, and begins sending propoganda across S-Net about it. Dawn guards are ready and waiting.

 

What say you, Spain?

i say, have some zealots if it pleases you, i want to give em a test run.

(Earth, it's a joke. It doesn't actually do anything)

 

Japan asks countries to stop buggering each other (using Dusty's word) about things, saying that though protection of civilians is a noble goal, it doesn't mean that you should prepare your forces to invade another country at the slightest possibility of a single civilian being killed.

 

Japan also asks Spain not to fire missles into Lisbon.

Public Relations are your friend.

 

If people take note that Australia seems to be incredibly caring about the little people who get wrapped up in war, then it'll help me out in the future if I ever want to take a country or incite a rebellion.

Or people will think that you're a hypocrite for taking a country, after saving so many lives. About the PR thing though, it's no wonder that I haven't ever successfully invaded a country, despite having the largest navy in the world. Go figure.

 

 

 

Japan begins a massive aquaponics venture in the seas surrounding the Phillipines. The goal: double the Phillipine land area and put it into productive farming. The goal is to keep Japan 100% agriculturally sustainable, despite losing land area due to global warming, and possibly begin to export foods to the rest of the world, who might be affected in massive droughts. The project will be fully completed in a decade, though it will be ready in stages, further improving supply.

 

(Archi, what do you say about the feasibility of planting more algae in larger areas, to compensate for the fact that each bit of sea produces less algae?)

WOOT *leader almsot runs out a window but stops himself after fealing glass break* " i have got to stop drinking soda in the mornings..

Well, up until Algae becomes totally unfeasible it should be ok.

Japan asks its scientists if using land-based micro organisms to help sea-based algae would be feasible, on giant nets. Since bacteria death is the primary problem with global warming for algae, would it help?

Could do...it would depend entirely on what type of microb was used... if you can find one that can fit the bill then go for it, otherwise I would imagine not.

no comment on soda insanity?

no comment on soda insanity?

No.

(Earth, it's a joke. It doesn't actually do anything)

 

Japan asks countries to stop buggering each other (using Dusty's word) about things, saying that though protection of civilians is a noble goal, it doesn't mean that you should prepare your forces to invade another country at the slightest possibility of a single civilian being killed.

 

Japan also asks Spain not to fire missles into Lisbon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugger

Retech is bugging Earthsage?

 

"Feels great when I bug 'im. He feels helpless when I do it."

Who knows...

Suffice to say that I will interfer with stuff in Africa which could screw stuff.

Poland has taken over Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia.

actually, i cant defend myself that well.

Why was Poland taking over those places?

Poland has taken over Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia.

 

Poland gains 2540 EXP.

 

Poland: Level 1

Exp until: 2540/3000

Why was Poland taking over those places?

Because I sold it weapons. And because it was all Polish at one point in history (or close enough to).

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So they are on some kind of nationalistic bent?

So they are on some kind of nationalistic bent?

They prefer to call it an Abyssinian Urge.