Yeah, and what the [bleep] is a stealth missile?

 

And how the hell do you secretly send a massive invasion force into a neighboring country (neither countries are particularly big)?

 

Oh, and PM means "prime minister". We need you to go fetch the British prime minister and dump him in front of us. That's what we mean when we say "Send me a PM".

Sere, be fair, he has only posted 65 times, he may not know how to send a PM yet....

Nice, Sere, very slick!

Yeah, and what the [bleep] is a stealth missile?

 

And how the hell do you secretly send a massive invasion force into a neighboring country (neither countries are particularly big)?

 

Oh, and PM means "prime minister". We need you to go fetch the British prime minister and dump him in front of us. That's what we mean when we say "Send me a PM".

I thought it meant pre menstrual, because Dusty is always on his period.

Meh. Quite a bit better than being a perpetual douche :wink:

Yeah, and what the [bleep] is a stealth missile?

 

And how the hell do you secretly send a massive invasion force into a neighboring country (neither countries are particularly big)?

 

Oh, and PM means "prime minister". We need you to go fetch the British prime minister and dump him in front of us. That's what we mean when we say "Send me a PM".

I thought it meant pre menstrual, because Dusty is always on his period.

Meh. Quite a bit better than being a perpetual douche :wink:

Was that an intentional pun?

Hm? I can't hear you over your doucheyness.

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Updated world map. After haveing paint randomly strike my detailed map of Africa with 3 un-undoable white lines I have temporarily given up in trying to do a proper map. Until such a time this is it.

 

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This is the unaltered map of Africa made from C&P google Earth.

I can try some graphical trickery later, though I can't guarantee it'll work.

It's also been 20 real life days since EGG first started researching and developing various methods of green energy, so now 15% of the empire is fueled by them.

Otherwise, people continue being happy.

(and why does Hearts of Iron III keep crashing on me when France tries to surrender...it's supposed to be fixed >_>)

Cause HoIII is a terrible game.

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Penguin, Paradox games are notoriously buggy at release. Wait until 1 or 2 patches have come out, then they're usually perfectly fine.

Right now I'd just stick with HoI2.

No creativity...

No creativity...

I didn't really feel like looking at borders that were made to seem like swirls and waves haha.

Perhaps you could design a less wavy one?

 

Less countries, larger militaries, less 'I deploy 100,000 troops verses 10,000' battles.

My version:

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And HoI3 came out a while ago, I just started playing recently. It just hates Steam and Vista and whatever else I have though. <_<

It just seems like it was purposefully designed to annoy the hell out of people...you can't just do actions, you have to wait for the country to be ready for them....The army interface is silly, you care barely see what you are doing and damned if I can work out how to load troops....I played Britian from 1936 to 1938(When Germany invaded Poland for some reason)

 

The game just majorly failed to impress.

It's neither revolutionary nor amazing, and it has the lowest Metacritic rating out of all the games I have on Steam (except an expansion pack that I got for basically free), but I got it for like $3 when it was on sale. And it's pretty fun telling my HQs or whatever to head for Paris and Amsterdam, do something else for 5 minutes, and come back to find the Netherlands and half of France completely in my control. It's also pretty good for a war/history/geography buff.

EGG prods Nigeria.

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And HoI3 came out a while ago, I just started playing recently. It just hates Steam and Vista and whatever else I have though. <_<

What is with that slightly-off coloured grey box around Southern Africa?

Dusty, how the hell did you notice that. I was staring at South Africa for like two minutes before I saw it, and that was after you said it was there.

Oh, and PM means "prime minister". We need you to go fetch the British prime minister and dump him in front of us. That's what we mean when we say "Send me a PM".

I lol'd.

Many lulzs were had in China after watching the news of the secret Spanish invasion.

I have no clue, lol. What I did was find the blank map on Google, then I copied and pasted parts of it over the former Abyssinian Empire. I don't think I hit any transparency settings...

Dusty, how the hell did you notice that. I was staring at South Africa for like two minutes before I saw it, and that was after you said it was there.

There's two of them to boot!

 

Idk, I just have good eyes for different colours.

The PRC is proud to announce that its RFG systems have been completed, and will be scheduled to launch in the near future. A new project code-named "SLK" has begun. A transmission from the PRC's moon base has stated that all operations are going according to plan.

 

Projects:

Classified project V: (2/6)

SLK: (0/12)

 

Research:

Nanotech: (10/12)

 

Annexation:

Burma: (7/9)

Just reminding you Paul, that the second you use the RFGs, it'll start a massive argument and then everyone will just ignore it anyways.

Nah, I plan to fully accept the RFG system, as does Ross and Sere, possibly Ico as well....

What's with the sudden change of heart?

You can't blow up what you don't believe in :twisted: