Ares runs and slices the horses head off.

You need to pick up your scythe. And is that really being nice to Jen? He just wanted to train it =b

 

Jen is a she.

Well, I assumed that running to it would involve picking up my scythe.

 

Then again, I should be more specific.

 

I still want to slice it up. THE UNDEAD SCOURGE MUST BE DESTROYED.

 

(Hurrah for lawful stupid)

Jen attempts to enchant the braces to increase the accuracy of her archery. Then she runs towards the horse with rotting flesh (it's undead, right? Not dead dead) and fires her normal arrows with tranquilizer magic on them, to put the horse to sleep.

You enchant the Bracers (Archery +1). The horse spots you, and begins to gallop towards you. You enchant your arrows with minor tranquilizing magic and fire 2, 1 of which hits the horse in it's chest, which slows it down. You nimbly dodge out of the way and avoid being trampled.

Well, I assumed that running to it would involve picking up my scythe.

 

Then again, I should be more specific.

 

I still want to slice it up. THE UNDEAD SCOURGE MUST BE DESTROYED.

 

(Hurrah for lawful stupid)

You pick up your scythe, trip, and get knocked out when the horse's hoof hits your forehead.

 

Gotta go for breakfast, BRB.

Meh, I'll give it a shot:

 

Name: Håkon

Gender: Duh, take a guess

Looks: Large, dark blonde... well, viking-ish.

 

He picks up an arbalest, a quiver and a large round oak shield, puts on a heavy chainmail and some leather pants as well as some lobstered gloves and a med helm then heads outside.

Meh, I'll give it a shot:

 

Name: Håkon

Gender: Duh, take a guess

Looks: Large, dark blonde... well, viking-ish.

 

He picks up an arbalest, a quiver and a large round oak shield, puts on a heavy chainmail and some leather pants as well as some lobstered gloves and a med helm then heads outside.

Hm, I suppose that's an acceptable starting advantage. But you'll have to settle for light chainmail.

Session resuming.

Ares tries to wake up and cleave the horses head off.

You fail to wake up, but as the horse charges you once more you unconsciously leap up and cleave it in half with your scythe!

 

+1.0 to Reflexive Combat

+0.2 to Scythe Combat

Awesome.

Ares goes hunting some more (Assuming the horse has no loot due to lack of hands.)

Meh, I'll give it a shot:

 

Name: Håkon

Gender: Duh, take a guess

Looks: Large, dark blonde... well, viking-ish.

 

He picks up an arbalest, a quiver and a large round oak shield, puts on a heavy chainmail and some leather pants as well as some lobstered gloves and a med helm then heads outside.

Hm, I suppose that's an acceptable starting advantage. But you'll have to settle for light chainmail.

Ok, what's outside?

You wake up. Other than some bones and rotting flesh, you find no loot. Suddenly you hear a deep growl behind you, and turn to face what appears to be a Troll. It hasn't decomposed, despite being undead, due to its natural regenerative properties. It is about seven feet tall, heavily muscled, and evidently intends to devour you.

 

Hakon, the Bunker is surrounded by a waist-deep moat and a rather sparse, though still shady forest.

Jen and Ares are nearby, right? If so håkon fires a bolt at the troll then cranks his arbalest, readying it for another shot.

Okay.

 

Ares decapitates the troll and then seals the wound with fire.

Jen and Ares are nearby, right? If so håkon fires a bolt at the troll then cranks his arbalest, readying it for another shot.

Hakon - your bolt scrapes the Troll's shoulder, causing it to turn towards you.

 

Ares - The troll turns again, picks you up, and smashes your head against a tree. You are badly injured, and unconscious. (rolled a 1, teehee!)

I missed with the medieval equivalent of a sniper... at short range?!?

 

Håkon puts on another bolt and fires it at the trolls chest.

I missed with the medieval equivalent of a sniper... at short range?!?

 

Håkon puts on another bolt and fires it at the trolls chest.

Haha, but you overestimate my knowledge of medeival weaponry! Also, your skill is currently 0. :rolleyes:

Your bolt strikes the Troll in the back, distracting it from Ares and dealing moderate damage. + 0.2 to Crossbows

What is this trolls skin made of? Titanium?

An arbalest has a power of 22 kiloNewton and a accurate range of up to 900 meter, it was considdered unfair because someone with no practise could kill a knight, yet I only moderately damaged a troll.

 

I crank the arbalest and fire another arrow, aiming for the head.

Grim opens the box then rushes outside to fire a bolt of light magic at the troll.

Jen goes searching for another undead horse, making sure to go in the opposite direction of the mayhem by Ares and Hakon.

The dice rule over all.

You rolled a 2.

The bolt misses.

Grim throws another bolt of light magic at the troll (mather have you read any forgotten realms literature?) Grim then checks what is inside the box.

I feel sad for the unlucky bastard who gets hit by that bolt.

 

I fire another bolt.

Grim - You open the box and find a small, golden jewel. It seems to pulse in your hand. You sprint outside, and fire a bolt of light magic which hits the troll, knocking it over.

Jen - A horse wanders out of the trees. It seems to have somehow escaped the plague of undeath. It spots you and walks slowly in your direction.

 

And Hakon, I'm sorry, you've just gotten a LOT of bad rolls. Just unlucky, I guess.

Jen attempts to charm the horse by walking closer to it slowly and petting it. If the horse does anything unfriendly, Jen fires an arrow with the enchanted power of love, to make the horse like her.

Grim throws another bolt of light magic at the troll (mather have you read any forgotten realms literature?) Grim then checks what is inside the box.

That too. Love those books.

 

Hakon - Your bolt embeds itself in the partially-healed shouler wound you inflicted earlier, causing the Troll to bellow in pain, but doing little other than delaying it from standing up.