Jen notches an enchanted arrow on her Yumi, then proceeds carefully into the space where the doorway was.

Ah, K.

 

Starting bonus. Agility - moving faster, silently, and should affect cordination.

And, I'll make the boat out of oak if it's avaible.

I examime the statue, it's plinth and the surroundings.

Grim - You stagger back as the door slams your magic back into you. You feel it won't be opened in this fashion. (think... glittering sword made for display, golden statue with an identical sword and an empty hand, gleaming door that won't open...)

Kemios - You step on a tile which causes a small part of one wall to fall away. You see a small silver box inside, which you pick up and open, revealing a set of 15 silver darts that appear to fit perfectly into your flail's spring mechanism.

Jen - You run into the solid wall.

Kirby - The only wood neaby seems to be the walls of the Bunker.

 

Hakon - The statue is unmarked. The empty hand seems as though it previously held something. *cough* Grim's a moron *cough*

 

Ares - You wait.

Ares runs to the door Grim is standing in front of and waits for him to open it.

Jen asks her horse if she is willing to let Jen ride and control her. If she inclines yes, then Jen takes her on a little trot in a circle. Then she gets off and waits for Grim to open the freakin door, before peering through and examining what is inside.

Grim sets the glittering sword in the statues hand before trying again to open the gleaming door.

I head for the soon-to-be-opening door.

Ah, excellent.

Edit: Nevermind, he figured it out. Kemios waits for Grim to open the door.

Ares follows Grim into the room.

Wood of the bunker, eh?

Fine. I'll take just enough to make a makeshift raft out of, using my hammer and nails found in the bunker's wood to put it together. I take wood from the most secure places, and places that are under the least amount of attack

Jen - You mount the horse, but it promptly knocks you off its back. You are uninjured

Grim - You finally set the sword in the statue's hand, walk back to the door, and are knocked out by a tile which falls from the ceiling onto your head. You hear ominous laughter seemingly coming from above the roof. You surmise as you drift into unconsciousness that God doesn't like you.

Everyone else who posted - Your mouths drop in awe and incredulity at the fact that the door remains unopened after so many turns.

 

One second, I gotta do something else for a moment.

Grim attempts to regain consciousness (Kirby you can wade through the freaking moat you don't need a raft)

Kemios tries to kick the door.

Let's try some explosives...

No one here happens to have some jars of "life elixir" eh?

Ares pushes on the door and readies is scythe.

Jen suggests that Grim try to break the door with the jeweled sword. Meanwhile, Jen waits for Grim.

Oh, it's just a moat? Kirby starts wading through it, heading towards safe land.

Oh, before I leave, I'll grab a knife and axe from the amory.

Grim - You regain consciousness.

Jen - You look on as Hakon, Ares, and Kemios rush the door.

Kirby - That land's not safe. You were in the safehouse. You are flung back into the Bunker by an unseen force as the undead on the shore loose a barrage of projectiles at your previous position. The doors close just as a Troll on the shore tosses the sharpened trunk of a sappling at you. For the last time, DON'T GO OUTSIDE UNTIL MORNING!

Everyone Else - You open the gleaming door, and inside find a room filled with chests.

Jen stands just out of the room. If she looks in (still on the outside) to spot any ranged related items, before rushing in, grabbing those items, and running back out, stowing them in her clothing.

Ares begins checking for traps and opening rapidly, grabbing as much as he can.

Kemios examines a few chests for traps, malicious enchantments, etc., then opens them.

I toss myself over a group of chests to secure myself some treassure, then I pourpose a fair splitting.

Ares doesn't care for fair splits. Stop trying to be so diplomatic and just grab stuff.