Quintuple post...

EDIT: While I'm at it, can I get a link to the hegemony .txt directory? With research levels and all

It's not an alliance, read the post carefully next time.

 

Also, spamming the Post button much?

http://users.aber.ac.uk/lug9/hege/hegemony/

 

Doom.

 

Seems Mather is in it guys!

I'm just saying what I read in Sere's post, nothing else.

I'm sure if you asked Sere, he'd tell you.

India has fired microwaves into space, cooking a satalite that was overhead.

India has also asked if the satalite belonged to any well known companies...

What was that for?!

 

 

EDIT: Thanks. :)

Well it was a satellite, I thought using microwaves would be safe, they get bombarded by them a lot. Anywho, India sends Brittania a replacement satellite :P.

So, assuming no one attacks me this decade, or I don't attack anyone, about 2.5t will go into my spaceship, though it's not gonna be finished for a while.

Wow, this laptop is [developmentally delayed]ed. Half the time when I click it doesn't work, and then sometimes it double clicks. I blame that.

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Dohoho, +10 post count for Doom.

There was a rather nasty incident today involving a Jaguar falling out of the sky and landing in Calais, crushing a French couple as they were vacationing. British and French authorities have been perplexed as to how this incident occurred, but apparently the Jaguar detonated, thus sparking fears that Hezbollah set off a car bomb on this beautiful French coastline. Hezbollah leader Abdul Ahmuhammadinejad has since declined to comment about it, but it appears that the Islamist group is planning a terrorist attack in Israel. These strange turn of events have provoked international outrage, and many nations across the world are boycotting goods from Islamic states.

 

 

In other news...

 

Dolphins and whales declare war on Japan after receiving human-level intelligence via some strange device. Many international experts blame Greece for implanting God's creatures with these devices in order to cause trouble in the land of anime and sushi. Of course, Greece has declined to comment. The Dolphin Warlord, Atreyu Seafarer, has sworn that he will do all that is within his capacity to conquer Japan in order to avenge his fallen comrades, both Dolphin and Whale, for the past grievances that Japan wrought upon his people over the past centuries.

 

Also, historians have discovered some memorabilia from Soviet Russia in the possession of Obama's family. The family has admitted that the former US president, Barack Hussein Obama, was indeed a communist. Stay tuned for our broadcast at 10 o'clock for an update on this story!

 

And now for Sports! Over to you, Tom.

 

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Tom?

 

Well, folks, it appears that we're having technical difficulties. Apparently an angry mob has broke into our headquarters with violent intent after we fals-

The International Bureau of New Reporters has been sued.

I believe we had a rule about giving away land did we not?

 

Anyways, looks like Ross, Sere, and Mather have quit Hegemony, so that land returns to NPC control I believe.

Actually they have just ceeded control to Ico for the time being...

Which I recall is not allowed soooo

Because?

Rule 1, Dusty. ;)

Because?

Because we've had this conversation before and IIRC it was agreed upon that quitting and just giving away all your land to a friend was ridiculous (do you not remember Hegemony V1? That was the whole reason ww5 was fought - because everyone disagreed that I should be given Russia when walka quit).

Ah, thats fair enough.

 

Ok. Ross, Sere and Mather get their land back.

I am sharing my research and IAG with Ico as well as leaving my troops under his command.

Well the UFN has 7.2 trillion IAG, so were pretty set.

Well the UFN has 7.2 trillion IAG, so were pretty set.

How do you figure that?

 

From what I can tell you guys have around 5.4t IAG (since Britannia had moved all its IAG to the British Isles, which were then given to France).

 

So then France has around 5.1t IAG...lol