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Quintuple post...

EDIT: While I'm at it, can I get a link to the hegemony .txt directory? With research levels and all

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I'm sure if you asked Sere, he'd tell you.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Well it was a satellite, I thought using microwaves would be safe, they get bombarded by them a lot. Anywho, India sends Brittania a replacement satellite :P.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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So, assuming no one attacks me this decade, or I don't attack anyone, about 2.5t will go into my spaceship, though it's not gonna be finished for a while.

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Wow, this laptop is [developmentally delayed]ed. Half the time when I click it doesn't work, and then sometimes it double clicks. I blame that.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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Because?

Because we've had this conversation before and IIRC it was agreed upon that quitting and just giving away all your land to a friend was ridiculous (do you not remember Hegemony V1? That was the whole reason ww5 was fought - because everyone disagreed that I should be given Russia when walka quit).

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Well the UFN has 7.2 trillion IAG, so were pretty set.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Well the UFN has 7.2 trillion IAG, so were pretty set.

How do you figure that?

 

From what I can tell you guys have around 5.4t IAG (since Britannia had moved all its IAG to the British Isles, which were then given to France).

 

So then France has around 5.1t IAG...lol

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