Hai guys, so after 9 months of killing st00f i finally got this

 

[hide=99 SLAYER]

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After we celebrated a bit i decided to kill a man

And got this

 

[hide=99 STRENGTH]

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88-99 strength was achieved with a whip on controlled (yes, i am a little insane :D)

These were my stats at the end of 99 slayer

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I also must say a very big thankyou to all who came and all those who supported me along the way. No way i could have done this without you. A massive shout out to Dirk , Bacon, Chicken, Tim, Serp, Cod, Arnie, crycry and there are many more, i cannot put you all down but you all know who you are

Thank you all so very much <3

 

And a personal veryyyy big thanks to Iiccee <333 . Seriously ,that guy is a [bleep]ing champ. He inspired me to go for 99 slayer in the first place and stood with me at the ge for many, many hours while i wasted time. Actually, come to think of it i could have gotten 99 probably 3 weeks earlier if you weren't there. But i love you for it <3

 

Another massive mention must go to draggle (L). He was always a head of me in slayer xp and i always wanted to beat him to 99. He took a month break for personal reasons and i jumped at the chance. You are pro babe, just not as pro as me :D

 

 

Bacon couldn't be there so he did this for me <333 ily

 

[hide=BACON][/hide]

 

 

Rate 10/10 only

<333 i love you all.

Omfg. Everyone knows that 99 strength is for noobs. 0/10 from me, until you go and get a better 99 at least!

 

 

[hide='']99 slayer on the other hand is quite good, CONGRATULATIONS! 10/10. Slayering is awesome! :D[/hide]

Gratz nub <3 and delete arnie's reply pls :thumbdown:

now go get 2x 99 mage in xpees and gl with 99 agil lolol

o and inb4yatta

here is a poem i composed just for you

 

blind

sneaks up to monsters from behind

and slaps them with his whip

and he ain't got no yip

he's pro he uses ponies

unlike all them phonys

so he got 99 slay

today

but i was too late

with the gratz message (hate)

so i wrote noooooooooo gratz instead

but blind you're always in my head

ilu even though you might have become slightly more pro than me

but then i look at my stats and this is what i see

96 summ them yaks are beast

so get them yourself and we'll have a bulk haulage feast

anyways im getting slightly off topic perhaps

but this poem is not over yet dear reading chaps

because chicken has composed a song in the post below

accompanied with a dance ready to go

it features me blind and him

(as you can see we often visit the gym)

so watch the vid and enjoy the dance

blind marry me and lets go to france

THE END

 

o and ilu a lot for putting me first on thankyou list :thumbup:

:shock: :shock: :shock: DJ and Arnie, I really needed that damn first post, and you just stole them away from me!!! I HATE YOU BOTH!@!@!@!@!

 

Also, what the hell, ONLY THIRD ON THE BLOODY THANKYOU LIST!?!?!?!?!

 

I have made you 50M richer in about 8 hours of actually playing through my TIRELESS EFFORTS at FFA Bandos and you didn't even wait 5 MINUTES for me to turn up to see you achieve a 9 month goal which I helped you strive towards with my awesome conversationalism skills and by lending you a sol every second damn ice strykewyrm task!@!@!@!@!@! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

Okay, now that that's all out of my system, GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS GRATS

 

Oh, and even though I couldn't be there, DJ sent me through a nice vid of the event, so I at least got to see it.

 

[hide]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU

 

YOU JUST GOT YATTA ROLLED!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/hide]

 

EDIT: Dear god DJ, that is potentially the worst poem ever. I think I have eye cancer now just from reading it :shock:

I support this thread. GRATS EVEN THOUGH I'M MUTED SON.

Gratz nub <3 and delete arnie's reply pls :thumbdown:

now go get 2x 99 mage in xpees and gl with 99 agil lolol

o and inb4yatta

here is a poem i composed just for you

 

blind

sneaks up to monsters from behind

and slaps them with his whip

and he ain't got no yip

he's pro he uses ponies

unlike all them phonys

so he got 99 slay

today

but i was too late

with the gratz message (hate)

so i wrote noooooooooo gratz instead

but blind you're always in my head

ilu even though you might have become slightly more pro than me

but then i look at my stats and this is what i see

96 summ them yaks are beast

so get them yourself and we'll have a bulk haulage feast

anyways im getting slightly off topic perhaps

but this poem is not over yet dear reading chaps

because chicken has composed a song in the post below

accompanied with a dance ready to go

it features me blind and him

(as you can see we often visit the gym)

so watch the vid and enjoy the dance

blind marry me and lets go to france

THE END

 

o and ilu a lot for putting me first on thankyou list :thumbup:

 

This is the BEST [bleep]ing post ever.

@Bran, your 3rd cause you suck.

 

Grats man, you finally got the damn level.

0/10

[hide=Srs]10/10 cause you suck. <3[/hide]

@Bran, your 3rd cause you suck.

 

Grats man, you finally got the damn level.

0/10

[hide=Srs]10/10 cause you suck. <3[/hide]

 

Shut up crewbie, you're the scum of the earth. Go make out with serp or something <3

 

That reminds me, inb4serp

 

And you liked that poem blind? Well I have one of my own.

 

There once was a guy called blind

He stole all my bandos drops and robbed me blind

He liked to slay

He could do it all day

But he sucked at it because he was blind.

 

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dj. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[hide=poem]

@Bran, your 3rd cause you suck.

 

Grats man, you finally got the damn level.

0/10

[hide=Srs]10/10 cause you suck. <3[/hide]

 

Shut up crewbie, you're the scum of the earth. Go make out with serp or something <3

 

That reminds me, inb4serp

 

And you liked that poem blind? Well I have one of my own.

 

There once was a guy called blind

He stole all my bandos drops and robbed me blind

He liked to slay

He could do it all day

But he sucked at it because he was blind.

[/hide]

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dj. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

it sucks

[hide=poem]

@Bran, your 3rd cause you suck.

 

Grats man, you finally got the damn level.

0/10

[hide=Srs]10/10 cause you suck. <3[/hide]

 

Shut up crewbie, you're the scum of the earth. Go make out with serp or something <3

 

That reminds me, inb4serp

 

And you liked that poem blind? Well I have one of my own.

 

There once was a guy called blind

He stole all my bandos drops and robbed me blind

He liked to slay

He could do it all day

But he sucked at it because he was blind.

[/hide]

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dj. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

it sucks

 

You want a non sucky poem then? Ok

 

 

 

This is the story about 2 guys

 

One was called DJ, one was called blind

 

They loved each other with a passionate fire

 

Yes, you can believe me, I'm so not a liar

 

They were so in love they adopted some kids

 

Then I owned blind and DJ with my epic yatta vids

 

Now DJ is jealous because he's an inferior bloke

 

And blind is always asking "do you want a poke?"

 

Then DJ got mad and began to shake

 

And attacked blind's crotch with a 6 foot rake

 

Then blind and DJ got very very sad

 

And then they both died, because I cbf thinking of any more lines that rhyme.

 

I mean, I already sort of got my point across that I'm kind of angry

 

In this story I made blind and DJ a couple

 

That's sort of insulting to the both of them

 

And they both died at the end

 

So I think it makes it a success.

 

 

 

The end.

hai. bye. jesus christ/10. lovenev.

Edited June 6, 201016 yr by Danqazmlp

Grats fats you get one epic 99 then waste your moment of glory by getting 99 strength too.

 

10/10 for daring to be different - Epic and fail at the same time

 

:thumbsup:

 

A massive shout out to Dirk , Bacon, Chicken, Tim, Serp, Cod, Arnie, crycry and there are many more, i cannot put you all down but you all know who you are

I CALL BS

[hide=poem]

@Bran, your 3rd cause you suck.

 

Grats man, you finally got the damn level.

0/10

[hide=Srs]10/10 cause you suck. <3[/hide]

 

Shut up crewbie, you're the scum of the earth. Go make out with serp or something <3

 

That reminds me, inb4serp

 

And you liked that poem blind? Well I have one of my own.

 

There once was a guy called blind

He stole all my bandos drops and robbed me blind

He liked to slay

He could do it all day

But he sucked at it because he was blind.

[/hide]

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, dj. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

it sucks

 

You want a non sucky poem then? Ok

 

This is the story about 2 guys

One was called DJ, one was called blind

They loved each other with a passionate fire

Yes, you can believe me, I'm so not a liar

They were so in love they adopted some kids

Then I owned blind and DJ of them with my epic yatta vids

Now DJ is jealous because he's an inferior bloke

And blind is always asking "do you want a poke?"

Then DJ got mad and began to shake

And attacked blind's crotch with a 6 foot rake

Then blind and DJ got very very sad

And then they both died, because I cbf thinking of any more lines that rhyme.

 

The end.

 

Now that the battle of poems had truly begun

More lines of words in DJs head were spun

The evil chicken had to be beaten and damned for good

Dj's this task was, and proudly he stood

He spat out more lines, all rhyming in style

The Chicken held steady, but after a while

Bursts in the Chicken's shiny armor would suddenly appear

His 99 Smithing couldn't fix it, oh dear

Epic proportions Dj's lines had now taken

Because in his overconfidence Chicken was clearly mistaken

In thinking he was the greatest poet of this topic on TIF

Seriously Chicken, use your brains, as if?

Dj kept on rhyming, and rhyming profound

And exhausted the Chicken then fell to the ground

Begged Dj for mercy, 'twas none he would get

As Dj took out his sword and chopped off Chicken's head.

Okay, Okay, time for my final and best poem yet.

 

[hide]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU

 

BLIND, if you fell for this again, you're seriously an idiot lolololol

 

And I know DJ fell for it, but I knew he was an idiot already, so I didn't need to test him like this LOL[/hide]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Grats blindy <33333333333333333333

Friends now?

 

Really wanted to come but couldn't make it

Sorry man and 10/10 Defo.

 

Grats on the delivery of your slayer baby.

What you gonna call it? :D :D

 

Cya :D

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Grats blindy <33333333333333333333

Friends now?

 

Really wanted to come but couldn't make it

Sorry man and 10/10 Defo.

 

Grats on the delivery of your slayer baby.

What you gonna call it? :D :D

 

Cya :D

 

He still hates you.

 

You need to come with me, I'll treat you right maddy

 

I'll even like, maintain good personal hygei- ahahahahaha I can't even finish that sentence lolololol

Okay, Okay, time for my final and best poem yet.

 

[hide]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU

 

BLIND, if you fell for this again, you're seriously an idiot lolololol

 

And I know DJ fell for it, but I knew he was an idiot already, so I didn't need to test him like this LOL[/hide]

if it wasn't for me and blind you'd never even known this existed so I win after all :thumbup:

Go make out with serp or something <3

 

^ Forget 99 Slayer and 99 Strength, I'd rather have this. ^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

grats. call me so we can arrange the details for my message in your 99 Strength pic. <3:

Grats fats you get one epic 99 then waste your moment of glory by getting 99 strength too.

 

10/10 for daring to be different - Epic and fail at the same time

 

:thumbsup:

 

A massive shout out to Dirk , Bacon, Chicken, Tim, Serp, Cod, Arnie, crycry and there are many more, i cannot put you all down but you all know who you are

I CALL BS

 

Haha thanks :D, but why bs?

About time you got it you nub. <3

99 slayer is just awesome.

Almost as awesome as me.

But only almost.

 

(oh, and 99 str is cool I guess.)

 

I'M NOT GONNA RATE THIS!!!

Okay, Okay, time for my final and best poem yet.

 

[hide]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU

 

BLIND, if you fell for this again, you're seriously an idiot lolololol

 

And I know DJ fell for it, but I knew he was an idiot already, so I didn't need to test him like this LOL[/hide]

if it wasn't for me and blind you'd never even known this existed so I win after all :thumbup:

 

Meh, whatever. I still think I win tbh, since i just owned you and blind twice :thumbup:

Go make out with serp or something <3

 

^ Forget 99 Slayer and 99 Strength, I'd rather have this. ^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

grats. call me so we can arrange the details for my message in your 99 Strength pic. <3:

 

You're gonna cheat on Tim? OMFG I'm TELLING@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

This thread just sums up what TIF has become.

 

Congratulations on 99 Slayer however.

This thread just sums up what TIF has become.

 

Congratulations on 99 Slayer however.

 

Thanks, and a late congrats also to you for crafting ;)

I've seen your posts : )

This thread just sums up what TIF has become.

 

Congratulations on 99 Slayer however.

 

I somehow feel this is directed towards me.

 

I just hope you're careful up there on your high horse, it'd be an awful long way to fall if someone was to knock you off.