July 21, 201015 yr T͕̺̯͇̐̉̀ͭ͛ͧ͛ͣͯͣ̉̋́͢͢h̛̩̪̹̉̔͗̈̉͝ͅę͉͎̲̙͇͉̞̙̥̗̞̝͕̅ͨ̈́ͥ͗͒̃ͩ̀͌͐̑̑͐͑̎̓̓̚͡͠ ̧̜̺̝̱̪̘̭̣̖̺͕̺͎̳̞̜̾̊ͯͬͣ͌̓ͣͣ͌ͤ̕͡͡ͅw̴̻̗̠̠̺̲̪̜̟͌̐͒̒ͬ̕ͅa͓̠̫̲̬͓̮̠͇͚̱̺̰̺̦̖̩͙͆̆̋̈́ͧ̏̇͂ͤ̋ͧͤ̆̂͠l̶̫̙̭͙̳̥̳͈̪̰̲͚̀͒͂͆̌̿͆̚̕͡ͅl̶̨̦͉̫̭͉̪̫̹̙̼̮̱̗͈͙̀̆̓̽̏̕͜ ̵͚͈͔̣͎̺̼͖͎̙̲͍̠̼̪̈͌͑̅͂̍̉ͬ̋ͫ̇͌̒̌ͦ̈̀̚ͅͅs̴̪̭̦̲̞͖̯͉͎̠̱̲͙̱̬͍̪͗̎ͮͯ͋ͮͣͥ̊͌̏̈́̊͑ͯ̚̚͝u̴̴̜̹̘̘̩̮̥͍̗̣̠̯̗̝ͬͫ̿ͦ͑͆̃̀͢m̨̟͎̰̳̟̰͕̰̦͕͔̞̤̍̉͂̏̓̆͑ͣͩ̓ͫͨ͋͑̊͒̈ͨm̧̨̹͎̥̠̞͔͔͎̤̗̜̘͑̓̑͛̍ͤ̎́ͦ̔͊̓͜ͅoͦͤͮ̏ͮ͝͏̶̬̝̠̪̘̟̝͔̦͈͖̭̻̬̥͘͜ͅṋ̢̼̥̝̭̭̟̹̗̬̣̒͐̎̓ͨͫ͛̽̃̓̓͗̂͊ͩ͜͝͞ś̷̭̬̜̖̖̞̪͖̯̩̳̥̟͇̟̎͗͊̍͐ͣ̔̇̓ͦ̇̅̕͘͝ ͪ̈́͋ͪ̃̑ͭ̐ͩͥ͒ͯ̒ͪ́͑͒̚̕͟͏̝̯͇̻͕͉̯̯̬̜å̴͗̋̈́ͬ̓ͦͨ͋̽̌̚͘͏̯͖̬̘̯̭̹͇ ̸̱̤̙͍̐̏̈̇͛̈̉͘͢ͅt̢̜͇͈͇̭̲̿ͥ̀ͪ͐ͫͪ̅̌̌̿͘͢h̷̡̛̠̗̘̪̱̲͖̗̽̈ͤ͌͞͠é̦̪̯̲͈̎̑͂̇ͬ͐̑͋ͫ͐̈́͠ ͯͣ̃ͤͮ͊҉̴̵̪̳̹̰̼̠͉̝̹̗̖̥͖̹̩͙͙͇̲̀͘h̫̬̬̦̝͓͉̣͖̮̹̤̩̍̽ͩͣ̍͘͜͢͞͝ḭ̢̲̻̪̥͚͔̖̹̯͙̜̻̱̝͍͔̲͙ͮ̔̅ͯ̇͐̈͗̒̈̽̽̐̚͞g̴͇͚͉̱̤̥̬͗ͯ̏ͮ̄̀̄̈́ͦ̔ͩ͗̔́̀͜h̓̊̉ͫ̑ͦ̓͆ͦ̍̐ͧ͆͏͈̗͈̩̱͈͔̥̭͍̘̭̟̯͓̜̭͜e̵̡̞͙̘̳̻̫͚̯͔̮̰ͤ̂ͮ̂̀͆ͣ̔ͬ̾̏̀͢r̼̭̝͍̯̗̰͛̉ͥͨ̑ͥ̾͜͞ ̸̞̥̗̟͉͕̭̪̲̤͔̾̓ͧ̉ͭͤ̄ͬ̊ͦͦ͢c̴̷̡̲͍̠̣̣̗̳̣̩͎̓͊̒̎͛̔̅͗å̶ͪͣ̀ͤͦ̉̎̆̅ͮͧ͏̙̼͈̘̝̳͚̼s̵̢̪̻̹͚̞̪̦̈́͂̅̎͋ͨͥ̊̓ͅt̷̡͙̤̙̙͓͉͗̐̊͆̿̆̔ͪ͊̆͒͘e̛͖̬͔̹̲͍̞̺̺͕̹͇̞̱͑ͬͪͨͧͤ̿ͨ̎̂͗̈̎̊̀ ̵̸̨͇̖͓̯̈́̈́͂ͤ͒̉̈́͢t̷̾ͣ̔̑ͥ̈́͌ͩ̃̔ͬ̐͋ͤ̊ͤ̊ͬ̂̀͜͏̬̰̭̜͉̀o̲͖͈̜̭͙͙̣̺̩̬ͫ̿̄͒ͮͥ̈́̐́ͧ͗̍͊̈ͪ̐́͘ ͕̥̭̗̹̳̭̳̘͈̃̑̔̄ͬ̽̀͋̎̓̏̚͝p̧̗͚̙̳̥ͯͭ̇̂ͯ̈ͅuͫͪ̔ͣ̾ͫ̓ͮ̌̄ͩ̚͏̤̰̜̹̞̤̯͈̲̬̩̞̰̟̯͍̖͟͡n̋ͭͮͦ̊̐͊̃̈̋̇ͫ͌̑ͣ̏̉ͩ҉̮͖̩̣͎͎̟͕̼̱̮̖̕į͇̺̝̙̻͇̭̮̞͓̺͇ͭͮ̍̈́ͣ͟͟͜͡ͅs̢̺̤̞̥̙̃ͭͤ͆͑͊͜h̴̶̟͕͕̖͔͚͔̬͇ͥͬͩͮͦͬͨ͋̉ ̤̟̦͍̖͐͋ͫͨ̈̾͡h̨͖̥̖͇̯̳͍͗̑̀ͪ̄ͤ̽ͤ͐̏̅͗̏̔͗̒̾͐̌͟͠͞ű̢͆̑͊̃̂̓͂҉̞̗̳͇̭̦̝̤͚̺̼̪̭̠̩̀ṁ͆ͤͧ̔̇̉͏̡̧͇͖̘͓̙͇̖ͅa̡̗̜͕̜̝͍̥͉̠̭ͩ̃͆̽̋ͦ͆́͠ņ̨̬͓̥̗͈͇͚͈̝̑̐ͨ̅̂͛ͪ͗̚į̸̡̖̫͕̩̊͂̽ͩ̔̊̚͢͡t̛̼̩̝̬̭̪̜̜̾̇͗ͮ̎͐ͣ̄̓͗̉̚̚ÿ́̌̔͂͛̈̏̈́̔ͫͮ̽̈҉̼̗͎͇͖́͟ ̨̫̯̹͉ͨ̀ͤ̌ͬ̌ͫ͜͟ą̖̯̥̰̙̹͎͚͉̮̤͍̰̰͛̔ͫ̒ͨ͊ͧͪ̀ͥ́̚͘ͅn͉̳̗̬̼̘̹̰̘̬̬̘͈͚͈̣͎̓ͯ̇̽ͧ̾̏͌̽ͤ̉͐͘͜͢d͚͉͓͈͓͖̪̥͚̗̦̘͙͈̠̯ͥ͛̇͆̓ͯ͂́͛͐͜͞ ̶͊͛͑̇͛ͦͦ̑̈́͐̿ͫ̚͟͜҉̻͚͍͍͉̟̖̪̳̤͙̣ç̶̛̲̯̩̩̼̯̦̟̮͉͇̒͒̿̆̂ͭ̈́ͩͫ́ͅļ̸̢̦͉͎̝͓̭́̋̉ͭ̽̌̆̈́̅ę̷̲̱̗̝̜̦̲͇̺̣̬̹̖̘̤̱̱̲̼̈̾̎ͪ̅̉̀̓̀̕a̵͚̲̹̙͕̯̼̳̍̾͂̽̽͋ͤ̃ͪ̑ͫ͝n̷̖͉̼̥̥̥͈͍̣̜̥̎̀͑́̍ͮͧ̑ͦͫ̏ͣͭ̔͠͠s̙͈͚͓̰̦͈̥̫̱̬̫̭̮̈͐͆͑͂̏͆ͨ̂́̌̑͢͟͞e̶ͩ͒̈́͌̀ͣ͛ͪ̒͗̑͌̓̂ͪ͞͏̻͚̙̭͚͉̹̻ͅ ̶̰̩̤̖͇̭̱̥͙̭͙͎͍̱̣͚̥̜̑̒͌̚̕t̴̻̗̬͎͎̱̅̆̎̅̋̄͆͐̌̔ͨ͗̓͢͡ͅh̨̛̲̺̹͍̤̩̞̠̼̪̹̳͍̳͚̱͓͉͗̑ͭ̉̍̅ͦ̄̐̈ͫ̃̋̓̚í̷̉̉͊͆ͨ̅̀̄ͯ͘҉͏͎͙͈̻̜̥͕̳͜ş̸͈̖͍̞̰̫̘̥̬̳ͯ͐̂͆ͦͥ̉͑̑́̕ͅ ̶͈̫͇̙͕̖̟͐͋͛͋ͩ̄ͤͮ̎ͩ͛́͘w̢̟͙̜̲͓͚̽ͣ̋͌̇́͘óͦ̽͋̿̄ͬ̌͐̒̐̈̐̎́҉̡̼͚̼̖̦̭͍͈̲͔͎͕͈̲͕͟r̸̵̡̛̥̥͉͇ͫͬ̋́ͣ̓̃̅ͨͩ̂̋̓̚͠ͅḷ̷̦̠͍̭̪̭̜̋̋͂̏ͤͤͬͩ̚d̵̛̫͖̯̰͙̣̙͚̹̲̟̙̜͙ͪ̏̿̂͐̇́͜͠ ̬̠͉͕̮͔̮̫̞̜̱͔͍̥̜̦̦̜̀̐̋͑̓ͫͬ̒̀͟͜f̨̢̨̗̠̠̗̺̠͒͗̂́ͮ̊ͯ͌͒͡͠ŗͮ͂̿̿ͮ͑҉͉͕͙̫̩̬̮͔͚̙̙ō̰͓͉͙̤͈̗̲̳̘͋̿̉͌̓̂̃́̉̋͞ṁ̷̡̠̲͔̺͓̹͉͙̳̥̘̬̘̫̭̥̖̆̈́ͧ̾ͮͭ͘͠ͅͅ ̧̜͉̤̰̲̫̱͎͓͙̣̻̥̝̼̠̜̞͐ͮ̆̑̿ͩ̑̕͟t̺̪̮̯̹̠̫̞̰̜̯̱͖͂̒̊̅̀͋̎ͥ̾͊͆́̚͜ͅͅh̷̀ͬ͛̑ͯ̎͑̑̿ͮͩ̓̀͝͞͏͖͇̯̣̮̘̙̗ë̩͍̰̖̞̗͑̽ͮͤͤ̈̐ͣ̌̽̌̆̃ͩ͋͘͡ ̵ͫ̂̅̓̎̐̾̎̐̓̔̿͐̑ͬ̚͢͏̲̲̦̮͓̻̯͚͈h̼͇͕͉͇͓̫͎͔̳͈͈̣̠̝̦̩̼͒̂̔ͤ̏ͤ̑͂̾̐ͧ̓̃͛͘͟eͫ̍ͫͩ̆́̚҉͏̰̼͓̮̘̯̺̯̗̥͇̙̟̬̞͓̘r̡̡̮̤͉̩̣̰̱̦͊̈́ͨ̀̌͒̽ͮ͘͞͞e̴̵̴͉̭͍͚͒͆̍̇̑ͨ͂t̡̡͕͎͉͈͚̯̝͔͚͇͈̣͔͙͚̩̿̓̓ͩ̏̄̓͋̈́͒́͘͝i̛̟̫͇̰̲̫̳̬̹̰͙̱͖͚̬͔ͧ̍̊ͬ͌̀͊͗͗ͬ͗̒́̊̔͘͘͟ͅc̡̠̦̬̜̣̙ͭ̐̔͒̚̕͞ͅś͙͎̻̻͊͌̿̑̃̓̍̔̓̑͊͐͢͟.̷̳̥̤̫̻̠̼̰ͤ͆̈́̈͐͝ͅ 4 HP.
July 21, 201015 yr while the wall went to school, he was in spanish class, and then he threw up 3 times on the floor and then 2 times in the trash can. then the trash can tipped over and got all over. then other kids started puking and the whole room was just puke. so everyone got to go home and be happy, including the wall 4hp The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster].
July 21, 201015 yr Except the wall's dog, who licked the puke off the ground and died. 3 Hewlett Packard.
July 21, 201015 yr The wall smokes the ashes of his dead dog and becomes possessed and kills his whole family. 2 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats
July 21, 201015 yr The wall gets a lot of friends and a hot girlfriend, they form a band of mercenaries which quickly gain rename all over the lands. But then His best friend betrays the band and sacrifices all of them to acquire god powers, then forces the wall to see him rape his girlfriend, while demons hold the wall against the ground. In a desperate attempt to rescue his girlfriend, he cuts off his arm, but he just gets pinned down again. And they poke out his eye. 1 HP.
July 21, 201015 yr The wall pokes himself in the eye while brushing his teeth. And dies. 0 HP I'm going to milk Goon's teats
July 21, 201015 yr Reset. The wall catches ebola. 49 hp If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.
July 21, 201015 yr the wall grew a western mustache and now is a sheriff and the town loves him 51hp The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster].
July 22, 201015 yr How is that a bad thing? Classical music is beautiful. The wall watches Kung Pow. 51 HP.
July 22, 201015 yr Author How is that a bad thing? Classical music is beautiful. Don't get me wrong, I play classical music on the piano and I love it, but listening to it is dreadful. Much rather play it. I introduce the wall to a hot girl and her twin. 52 HP.
July 23, 201015 yr The wall catches the cold but scientists pay him so they can test a new cure/vaccine against him and it works and because of the wall the cold gets wiped out and he becomes famous. 55 hp If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.
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