The wall brushes off that as losing another life(point), and ends up tripping on his shoes.

 

23 HP

I spraypaint abuse on the wall.

 

22 HP

The wall has a dream where he's taking a test he didn't study, in his underwear.

 

21 HP

The wall's dream becomes reality.

 

20 HP

A German soldier with a mustache destroys the wall.

 

19 HP

The wall is trying to regenerate, but fails.

 

18 HP

A bulldozer hits the wall.

 

17 HP

The contents of the Wall's fridge expired.

 

16 HP

I'm gonna cheat. :twisted:

 

*blows up the wall.*

 

0 HP.

 

See how I cheated?

I'll just take that as minus one. I minus another one.

 

14 HP

I blow up the wall with more dynamite.

 

-2 HP.

I take Blazes dynamite and shove it up his <3:.

 

14 HP

I hate cheaters.

 

15 HP.

I love a good game (with mischief).

 

14 HP

A hundred flaming pigs.

 

13 HP

Bacon!

 

12 HP

Raw pork bellies :shock:

 

13 HP

Star's orange intimidate the wall.

 

12 HP

Oranges are good.

 

13 HP.

Vitamin C goodness

 

14 HP

I use a huge flamethrower.

 

13 HP

I give the wall a juicebox.

 

14 HP

I pee on the wall yet again.

 

13 HP

 

Come on, we're so close to zero.

I dry off the wall.

 

14 HP

The wall meets the Great Wall of China. Unfortunately, he is aware of why one shouldn't meet their heroes.

 

13 HP