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Agreed, I thought were actually evil.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Ditto?

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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It's nice to end the day on a more-peaceful-than-usual-for-Hegemony note, I'm sure we'll all be well rested and ready to get back to our evil scheming tomorrow.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Heh, back to scheming in the morning, Rocco.

 

OUR HLAUPARI SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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I had the worse result, I lost almost half of my remaining blood knights, there was only 5000, and I lost 2200. I also lost 4 million IAG permantly.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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Scientists in Castheo have discovered something amazing...if you put Cheese in a sealed container(though although bacteria a chance to get in before hand) and leave it for 2 months, it becomes a sponge....absorbing hot water by the galleon without becoming any less revolting....it also refuses to fall apart when subjected to someone slicing it up in a blind fury(between nearly being sicks, that is)...and if it wasn't flushed away, would probably reform in the sink.

 

The applications for this new item have been limited by the stench of putrifaction, though some people(my Sister for instance) do not notice this smell, and thus it has become a shower appliance.

Additionally a novel has been written 'War of the Cheeses' in which a Cheese Sponge latches on to people's faces and gasses them to death, and then turns them into Human Sponges and they repeat the process.

At the end of the book it is revealed that the English(Stilton Fiends) created the Cheese Sponge by a pact with the Devil, and the Hero of the Book, 'Brie Chedderington', and sidekick, the Tunisian 'Laughing Cow', must kill the English King to free the world from the Tyranny of the Cheese Sponges...as everyone knows, if you kill the Head Englishmen, all the little Englishmen die as well.

Thus Brie Chedderington escapes England with the Beautiful Swiss Maiden, Emmental Provolone, ready to save the day from other Cheese related discoveries.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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... wtf? GRAH! that made no sense!

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no, seriously. whats up with you and cheese???

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Its fairly self explaintory.

...if you put Cheese in a sealed container(though although bacteria a chance to get in before hand) and leave it for 2 months, it becomes a sponge

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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and sponges are so important you seem to be basing an entire religion off of it?

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For example. If I put you in a blender, please, step into the one provided, now, if I turn it on *Whirring noise, bones exploding and blood spurting* the Sponge will reform after only a few hours!!

Hello? I guess he must have left, oh well, time to feed the sponges.

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yeah. arch is worse than me...

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>Implying Archi is joking.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?

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>Understanding that you were Hinting that you was condemming the suggesting that he was insinuating that he was implying that I was joking

 

Edit: Reported for ruining a mods fun(Jokes)

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GAH!. i have a headache now. why cant you just say simple things on a matter and be done with it. i usually tell the truth, so i expect others to nearly always tell the truth. its why im so gullible. but mrg... too many excedingly complicated one liners about one joke.

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