You guys do realize I only RP as the crazy maniacal tyrant, right?

Agreed, I thought were actually evil.

Lol! No, I'm actually fairly laid back IRL.

 

Ditto?

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's nice to end the day on a more-peaceful-than-usual-for-Hegemony note, I'm sure we'll all be well rested and ready to get back to our evil scheming tomorrow.

Heh, back to scheming in the morning, Rocco.

 

OUR HLAUPARI SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

I had the worse result, I lost almost half of my remaining blood knights, there was only 5000, and I lost 2200. I also lost 4 million IAG permantly.

But you learned what a 'negotiation' is, so it's not entirely that bad. Hehe

lol, burn

Scientists in Castheo have discovered something amazing...if you put Cheese in a sealed container(though although bacteria a chance to get in before hand) and leave it for 2 months, it becomes a sponge....absorbing hot water by the galleon without becoming any less revolting....it also refuses to fall apart when subjected to someone slicing it up in a blind fury(between nearly being sicks, that is)...and if it wasn't flushed away, would probably reform in the sink.

 

The applications for this new item have been limited by the stench of putrifaction, though some people(my Sister for instance) do not notice this smell, and thus it has become a shower appliance.

Additionally a novel has been written 'War of the Cheeses' in which a Cheese Sponge latches on to people's faces and gasses them to death, and then turns them into Human Sponges and they repeat the process.

At the end of the book it is revealed that the English(Stilton Fiends) created the Cheese Sponge by a pact with the Devil, and the Hero of the Book, 'Brie Chedderington', and sidekick, the Tunisian 'Laughing Cow', must kill the English King to free the world from the Tyranny of the Cheese Sponges...as everyone knows, if you kill the Head Englishmen, all the little Englishmen die as well.

Thus Brie Chedderington escapes England with the Beautiful Swiss Maiden, Emmental Provolone, ready to save the day from other Cheese related discoveries.

... wtf? GRAH! that made no sense!

Scotland stops making sense and catches fire.

 

...And there was much rejoying

no, seriously. whats up with you and cheese???

Its fairly self explaintory.

...if you put Cheese in a sealed container(though although bacteria a chance to get in before hand) and leave it for 2 months, it becomes a sponge

and sponges are so important you seem to be basing an entire religion off of it?

For example. If I put you in a blender, please, step into the one provided, now, if I turn it on *Whirring noise, bones exploding and blood spurting* the Sponge will reform after only a few hours!!

Hello? I guess he must have left, oh well, time to feed the sponges.

yeah. arch is worse than me...

Not really. Most of Archi's musings are actually rather funny.

>Implying Archi is joking.

>Insinuating that I was implying that Archi was joking

>Condemming the suggesting that he was insinuating that he was implying that I was joking.

 

Clearly I was. I am far too nice to hurt anyone intentionally.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>Understanding that you were Hinting that you was condemming the suggesting that he was insinuating that he was implying that I was joking

 

Edit: Reported for ruining a mods fun(Jokes)

GAH!. i have a headache now. why cant you just say simple things on a matter and be done with it. i usually tell the truth, so i expect others to nearly always tell the truth. its why im so gullible. but mrg... too many excedingly complicated one liners about one joke.