First off, you are reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice. You are now aware of your subconscious functions.

 

By now, you are thinking about breathing and blinking manually. Don't just read this - really think about actually doing it. In the same vein, you're now aware that your tongue has no comfortable spot, and that you're producing saliva. You're now thinking about yawning.

 

 

Banned for falling for the psychological mind-tricks.

Banned because that post is full of nonsense.

Banned for having a habit of banning people because you couldn't take five minutes to understand them.

Banned cus it took me ages to get my avatar to work -.- grr! yeey. time to sleep goodnightt

Banned for saying goodnight and not being able to spell it right.

 

How can you screw up something as simple as that?

Banned for always sounding aggressive.

Banned for having a habit of banning people because you couldn't take five minutes to understand them.

 

I'll first address this issue. It's not that he couldn't take time to understand them, but rather - he lacks the capacity to understand them due to a language barrier.

 

In response to star: Banned for perverse reasons.

banned cus blaze is mean :( Goodnight! happy?

Banned for listing on your profile that you don't have a clan.

 

Though I agree, I don't care for clans either.

Banned for being my favorite chew toy for semi-malevolent purposes involving metal chains and blades.

 

To Skeptic: I keep forgetting he is Icelandic at times. Forgive me for not taking note of that fact before I go onto teasing until I am nearly over the horizon.

I love using you as a freaking target.

Banned for not conducting a ban on me. A good banner doesn't leave the job half-done and messy.

I ban you because I happen to be holding a very, very large gun right now.

Banned for potentially being one of the many gun fanatics I don't like spending time chatting with. I am more into melee since it's an art form to be creative on the damage and kills and pays a homage to the ingenuity of the human race before they got severely cheap, not counting bows and crossbows.

I agree with that statement and because of that I am going to ban you.

Banned for agreeing with his ideals.

Banned cus i wanna get rid of my chicken feather! =D

Banned as posts in Forum Games do not count to the visible post count total. Besides, who even wants to be Rat Meat?

Banned cus.... grr -.-

Banned for feeling flustered to the point you could not carry out the ban fully.

Banned for having such smooth, soft, delicate skin like a baby's bottom.

Banned for transcending into my personal territory of the uncomfortable.

You're both banned for banning each other so much.

You're banned because this person has begun talking in the 3rd-person.

 

[spoiler=Section meant for Lokie, not BlazeTMF...]and because of your grammatical error. You didn't need the first of the two "the" words that you planted there. =;

 

 

~D. V. "And if you get this one's reference, good for you..." Devnull

 

 

(p.s.: Yet another edit due to this one's PC slowing them down... Ugh... -.-)

Edited March 1, 201214 yr by D_V_Devnull

Banned for having a slow connection.

 

That's funny, let's make a comedy out of it. :thumbsup:

 

[hide]It's funny because we live in a high technology world. So you should be able to have a better connection than the one you have.[/hide]

Edited March 1, 201214 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan