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The Vending Machine Game!


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the machine sends a army of Egyptians cuz the coin you put in .

 

 

 

they chase you for a day fiannaly catch you and hand you ur coke

 

 

 

Cook Or Be Cooked,Slay Or Be Slain,Burn Or Be Burned,Shoot Or Be Shot,Play Or Be Played

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Kenny stumbles out of the machine, along with a Diet Coke. You offer the Diet Coke to Kenny who is eating Mentos. He takes a swig, trips, and promptly blasts away, only to fall to the earth several hundred yards away and OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts one of the rats gnawing on Kenny's corpse into the vending machine*

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The vending machine isn't a recycling machine so it gives you a note telling you to recycle the can.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile somewhere in Japan a guy in Japanesse is saying "Where must I have put them?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, I used a vortex to grab the key all the way from Japan quick.

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the machine is so frightened becuase it thought it was a picture of you that it ejects the coin out at such high speeds it makes a clear cut and gets lodged in your brain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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You insert the human eye, the machine hates murderers so the FBI is outside waiting for you to accept that you're arrested.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine does not people that roll their eyes so it chews up the smiley and puts a little pixel in each drink

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

<the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.-

<Ard_Choille> I am pretty

<Ard_Choille> fo shizzle

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