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Quite a nice, unique song. It's definitely going on spotify. Some sections sounded a bit awful, but for the most part I liked it. 7/10

 

Just had a visit from my maternal grandmother, introduced me to this wonderful/hilarious song.

 


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Personal 7/10, the solo kicked ass but the rest was meh.

Rock progressivo italiano

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Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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4/10, too mechanical for my taste, and I actually don't like this display of skill at all. Some of the harmonies are nice, though, especially in the chorus.

Prog doom metal. This isn't a live recording, at least the audio isn't.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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8/10, haven't checked out much doom metal aside from the obvious Candlemass, Reverend Bizarre, and Warning before, but that was pretty great. Didn't really seem too proggy outside of the odd time signatures but I guess the progressive tag probably holds strong relative to other doom metal.

 

 

Pretty great atmospheric sludge metal, band only has a two-track demo out but I'm excited to see where they go from here.

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You're right, I was just talking about the time signatures. Doom metal does tend to be a little less complex harmonically though, when it uses harmonies at all. Besides, there is no good criterion for defining progressive music, and the name in and of itself implies a comparison in time: considering our heritage from the late 60s/early 70s, if In the Court of the Crimson King was released today, would it have made any progress?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Okay, fine. 8/10, some killer riffs, but also some riffs that I felt were too close to traditional metal.

Doom/sludge. Near-BM vocals.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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6.5/10

 

 

This is one of my favorite bands, barely anyone listens to them but they are SO good.

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I'll give it a 7/10. It's somewhat swinging and has an overall uppity-feel, but in the end, I find it lacking something.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgh6V-kXnv4

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Ahh, gotta love some Tull... been way too long since I last listened to some. From one of my favourite Jethro Tull albums, too. The only thing I would like to have in this song would be some kind of really catchy rock guitar riff (there are a lot there but none ever stuck into my head like in some other Tull Songs, for example the riff in Cross-Eyed Mary is something I've fiddled on guitar for years now). 9.5/10!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJLw2xhcFVE

No, it doesn't end prematuraly, the next piece just starts from that. The full album is available from bandcamp. Listening to it only takes like 30 mins.

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I don't like grindcore. Would have liked higher snares. And more proggy flute riffs. Personal 2/10.

Post-hardcore/indie rock

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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So... much... build up... and then not much. It starts of small, then grows and grows, and in comes the cello solo. Which is nice and all, but I was expecting something more, especially since it dies back down after it. All in all, an okay song, but somewhat lacking. 6/10

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX1NXAQk8Hg

My words, but a whisper - your deafness, a shout.

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If the future's looking dark, we're the ones who have to shine. If there's no one in control, we're the ones who draw the line

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Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.

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8/10

 

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7/10

 

reminded me of Public Enemy when they teamed up with Anthrax. in a good way.

 

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Sorry, but that was a 2/10. Repetitive, with a poor singer singing poor lyrics - doesn't really meet any of my criteria.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKNNdrcYpt8


"Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me."

- H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau

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