Three days are up.

 

Finally I get put my request, and I am hoping someone will fulfill it.

 

To be honest I have to agree that it's stupid to have a signature that refers to me as the king of the forum games. It's both arrogant and laughable. But I still want something in my signature that says I'm the top poster, (if you don't believe me just click the amount of replies on most forum games and you'll see I am in fact the top poster.) and I want it to sound cool.

 

My request is a suggestion on what I can do with my signature.

Easy: Get rid of it.

 

And put a nice image people would like to look at. Maybe a kitten.

 

TNPW give an in depth reason why I should feel empathetic towards your minor problems.

Because we're friends and that's what friends are for.

Or because you like listening to random people you've never met in real life babble on about any and everything which will increase your experiences and broaden your worldview.

 

TNPW whine about something trivial to Guile.

Alright then.

 

Goddamn it Guile, you're too smart.

 

And as much as I hate to admit it, he's right. Maybe nobody would care about how many posts I made.

 

The next poster must tell me in full detail why s/he thinks I'm smart or stupid. Don't worry I won't be offended by the latter. I can take criticism.

I think you're rather lacking in the creativity department. You are a frequent poster, but cannot provoke me to fully expel my creative juices to get me in the mood for the rest of the day. Instead, I get frustrated at the lack of interesting people to engage me with subpar substitutes being the only option. Since this one of two areas I frequently visit, it drives me closer to depression given how my own family's inability to engage in original thinking (or encouraging interesting arguments) is frustrating in of itself.

 

 

TNPW construct an interesting paradox that doesn't involve time travel.

What about that thing about grounding an insane pilot? Think it went something like:

 

1. All pilots who are insane must be grounded.

2. Pilots who are insane must declare that they are insane.

3. If a pilot can recognise and declare that he is insane, he is not insane, and therefore cannot be grounded.

 

How do you exactly define insanity, though? Just because a person can recognise that he is insane, does not automatically qualify him as being sane, surely?

 

TNPW work with this or post another paradox.

God is said to be so powerful that he can do anything. The question is, can he make a rock so heavy that he can not move it?

 

 

TNPW include a montage video.

 

TNPW be bolded.

What FOOLS would DARE request a BOLDED POST? They are not PREPARED FOR THIS LEVEL OF OVERACTING!

 

TNPW BE SUBDUED AND CALM IN THEIR REQUEST

well ... okay ... TNPW do whatever they want then

Okay. *mugs everybody and steals their valuables*

 

TNPW use rainbow speak and be fabulous.

well, check out this post.

 

TNPW be made underlined.

You've crossed the line!

 

TNPW contain something adorable

 

 

TNPW post Billy Mays.

 

TNPW write a haiku

Uhm, Let me see. Five.

Now Seven Syllables. K.

And five again. Done.

 

TNPW reuse a rule found on page 3.

O

 

TNPW identify the rule used and post it.

You

Blaze

Sees

Yourself

You

 

TNPW use only vowels.

 

TNPW guess why 868 is one of my favorite numbers.

Does it mean something auspicious in Chinese?

 

Actually I don't think you're Chinese, so probably not that ...

 

"868 is prefix/area code for toll-free telephone numbers in the North American Numbering Plan"

 

Possibly that, taken from Wikipedia.

 

TNPW be sees and explain

http://www.techhounds.com/

 

My team. Its arbitrary, but they were the 868th team to register for the FIRST Robotics Competition.

 

 

TNPW post their favorite number.

Evidently 7. 42 is a close second.

 

TNPW post toast.

 

The next poster will mention a movie s/he saw recently that s/he doesn't think is awesome or bad, but thinks it's just ok and explain why.

 

EDIT: Someone ninja'd me but thankfully he didn't request anything difficult.

Edited January 21, 201313 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan

The Italian Job (2006). It was sort of a generic action/heist movie with a predictable plot, but it had a few funny moments (Mostly with Seth Green). I hear that the original is better, though.

 

TNPW name the worst movie they've ever seen.

The Last Airbender in terms of adaptation, any Adam Sandler movie in general.

 

TNPW recall the first thing I did in FG when I first came here.

I recall that very well. You were basically banning me, corrupting my wishes and other stuff.

 

The next poster will tell me in at least five full sentences what they think of Arnold Schwarzenegger.