Time's up

 

TNPW not have a signature.

TNPW post that advertisement about insurance company where the actors belt out a song.

Oh my, this is late.

 

TNPW quote The Hobbit, adding emphasis by way of color, bold, italics, and so on wherever they feel it's necessary.

"TNPW blah blah THE HOBBIT blah blah blah necessary" - Alg.

 

Exact words, Alg. Exact. Words.

 

TNPW post at least three sentences with each word in a different color. The starting and ending words must be in italic and bold respectively. The subject? Desserts.

I actually don't really eat dessert often any more. Of course, now that it's Christmas, I'll probably eat some for the sake of the season and will regret it later.

 

I've also heard good things about maraschino cherries.

 

TNPW talk about Animaniacs.

When It's time for Animaniacs,

They're zany to the max.

One could sit back and relax,

and laugh 'til one collapsed

With Animan-iacs.

 

The Next Post will include 3 foods the poster wished they ate today.

Fried rice.

A steak.

Tempura udon.

 

Weird selection, I know.

 

The next poster will post a picture of themselves doing a handstand.

Large gap since a post.

 

TNPW insert a 3 for each 4 letters, a 5 for each 6 letters, and a pink question mark for each ten letters in their sentences.

That3 so5un3ds? ho35rrib3le5.

 

TN3?PW po35st ab3ou5?t V3IKIN35GS

Um, ok.

 

 

You said I had to post about vikings you never said I had to talk about them.

 

Now here is something that shouldn't be too hard.

 

Make a list of 5-15 things that you love about 2012 and post it.

1. Me getting into Pokemon again (trying to find a copy of D/P/Pt to fully brush up on the generation I missed).

2. How To Train Your Dragon getting a TV Show.

3. Getting new pet cats.

4. Quitting RuneScape.

5. Seeing some nice quality movies in theatres for once.

 

TNPW contemplate their place in the universe in 10 words.

Damn, this place is huge! And pretty! And empty! Wow!

 

TNPW post an amusing comic. Doesn't have to be theirs.

My brother did a really nice one about SOF, but he's been too lazy to upload it, so this will have to do for now.

 

Slightly profane

[hide][/hide]

 

TNPW post a picture of something that's been humanized.

You guys were all dreading me posting...

 

 

 

 

Jk, no ponies

 

 

 

 

TNPW tell us your favorite Barrow's Brother and why it is your favorite.

Guthan. That guy's spear made me my first bank back in 2007. That, or Verac on account of the armor being useful in multiple ways.

 

TNPW describe what their biggest fear is in the most silly and ridiculous way possible.

I ain't one to joke around, so I'll just give it to you guys straight up. I am terrified of swimming pools and hot-tubs. Why, may you ask? I absolutely love playing and swimming in the water, and the chlorine does wonders for my auto-immune disease (I'm not joking). However, I am [bleep]ing terrified of the return jets. Don't ask why, but I won't even step foot in a hot-tub. Swimming pools are slightly different because as long as I stay away from the walls of the pool, I can't see/feel the jets. I always scout out the areas of the jets in a pool I have never been in before, so I know what areas are safe and which ones are not. If someone were to push me into a pool near a jet (or God forbid right on top of one), I'd jump right back out (most likely crying my eyes out), and I'd beat the shit out of whoever did it. There will be blood.

 

TNPW tell us their favorite article of clothing and why.

Shorts. Easy to put on, many stuff to store.

 

TNPW describe, in the form of a poem, their five-minute dream situation.

What on earth is a five minute dream situation

If it's like a dream you have really quickly (like not REM sleep or w/e) then this might do

 

bus is hot

sun is baking

driver's going slow

time's a wasting

 

all of a sudden

the bullets rip

some random dude's head

explodes into bits

 

run to the door

as more bullets fly

wave to the dead driver

and quickly say g'bye

 

run for my life

still get shot

wake up on the bus

it's still damn hot

 

TNPW post a picture of green trousers

 

Oi oi.

 

TNPW post a youtube video of their favourite main theme. Can be from a video game/tv show/movie ect.

 

TNPW post how and why they joined Tip.It.

How did I join? I registered. Why? I was getting sick and bored with the last RS-based forum I was using dying (and dwindling in numbers of people), so I came here for friends and fun (and I got a lot more of that than I thought).

 

TNPW post their favorite memory involving Tip.It in some way.

Obtaurian's blog. I remember all the stupid stuff we used to post and the hours I spent giggling/laughing over the better ones.

 

TNPW recall any memories they had of LOTPW.

I remember when Goonstalf posted cat pictures. I remember getting banned for posting dat ass on LOTPW.

 

 

TNPW share their most recent dream that they can recall.

Trolling Joseph Stalin while enjoying some foreign meal. And he couldn't do crap to stop me.

 

TNPW note what their biggest pet peeve with online shopping that they'd like dealt with.

I don't online shop, but my biggest pet peeve would be being banned from buying from them, I guess.

 

TNPW track down @Napalm to whatever board he's migrated to, screenshot his last post and paste it here.