The Largest Contributor Wins!

[Kirschen]

The subject of comedy being used by idiots. It angers me a great deal.

 

TNPW post using shout outs to at least 15 different things.

[sees_all1]

I'd like to shout out to

Fourier

Gauss

Kepler

Pascal

Dirichlet

Cauchy

Descartes

Newton

Archimedes

Euler

Reimann

Lagrange

Kepler

Galileo

Einstein

Faraday

Kirchoff

 

... I think that's more than 15. You guys were brilliant.

 

TNPW discuss the French Revolution and The Dark Knight Rises.

[Saradomin_Mage]

Wow, never thought someone would actually do that lol. Was contemplating doing something really convoluted but decided I'd rather not spend my brainpower on that ;\

 

The French Revolution involved guillotines and lots of people's heads getting chopped off by gravity. Badass women used to knit their stuff at these guillotines, where the heads would neatly fall into little baskets and the women would rate the execution. It also involves Hugh Jackman singing at some point, as well as Anne Hathaway without much of her hair.

 

The Dark Knight Rises featured Anne Hathaway with much more hair, as well as a body-fitting catsuit (;3). It also involved some evil plot by some twisted dude with a ventilator mask thing (you'd be a pretty twisted, angry person too if you had to wear that around). In the end Batman escapes by some massive deus ex machina.

 

TNPW post in three other forum games where the last poster was BlazeTheMovieFan. E: Also quote the post to link back to.

[sees_all1]

I steal it, then hide it on my person as I'm taken to jail. Consequently, this jail has better security than your museum, and the only way to get the diamond is by breaking me out of jail.

Some guy sucker punches you while you're on vacation. The force knocks you off your balcony, where you fall into a transformer and are electrocuted. Ouch.

I'm better than you because I've posted most recently in this thread.

 

TNPW use a rule on page 5 in lieu of their own rule.

[Ezee]

TNPW sing the Narwhal song, as well as post the 50 hour video here.

[sees_all1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGtah25HhDk

Other one was removed...

I believe it's now stuck in my head. Narwhals, Narwhals...

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

The next poster will pull out a random law from a law book and give their opinions on that law. And the law must be behind quote tags.

[Saradomin_Mage]

[hide]

REGULATION OF IMPORTS AND EXPORTS ACT

(CHAPTER 272A, SECTION 3)

REGULATION OF IMPORTS AND EXPORTS (CHEWING GUM)

REGULATIONS

Rg 4

G.N. No. S 533/1995

REVISED EDITION 1999

(1st July 1999)

[1st December 1995]

Citation

1. These Regulations may be cited as the Regulation of Imports and Exports

(Chewing Gum) Regulations.

Definitions

2. In these Regulations, unless the context otherwise requires —

“chewing gum” means the substance usually known as chewing gum, bubble

gum or dental chewing gum, or any like substance prepared from a gum base of

vegetable or synthetic origin and intended for chewing;

“chewing gum with therapeutic value” means chewing gum which is a

medicinal product or an oral dental gum;

“medicinal product” has the same meaning as in section 3 of the Medicines Act

(Cap. 176);

“oral dental gum” has the same meaning as in the Medicines (Oral Dental

Gums) (Specification) Order (Cap. 176, O 19).

[s 407/2006 wef 07/07/2006]

[s 632/2003 wef 01/01/2004]

Prohibition

3. Except as provided in regulation 3A, the importation into Singapore of any

chewing gum is prohibited.

Importation of chewing gum with therapeutic value

3A. Regulation 3 shall not apply to any chewing gum with therapeutic value,

subject to the following conditions:

(a) where such chewing gum is a medicinal product —

This document is available for use subject to the terms of the DISCLAIMER set out in the Cover Page.

Last Updated: 8/11/2011

(i) a product licence has been granted under the Medicines Act (Cap.

176) in respect of the chewing gum that remains in force; and

(ii) the chewing gum is not on a general sales list under section 23 of the

Medicines Act;

(b) where such chewing gum is an oral dental gum which contains calcium

lactate at a concentration of between 2% to 5% weight in weigt and xylitol

at a concentration of between 12% to 36% weight in weight, or is sugarless

and contains sodium hexametaphosphate at a concentration of between 1%

to 2% weight in weight —

(i) a product licence has been granted under the Medicines Act in respect of

the chewing gum that remains in force; and

(ii) the chewing gum is not on a general sales list under section 23 of the

Medicines Act; or

© where such chewing gum is an oral dental gum other than as described in

paragraph (b) —

(i) a product licence has been granted under the Medicines Act in respect

of the chewing gum that remains in force; and

(ii) the chewing gum is of a description, or falling within a class, specified

in an order under section 29 of the Medicines Act.

[s 632/2003 wef 01/01/2004]

Importation of chewing gum permitted in certain cases

4. —(1) Notwithstanding regulation 3, the Director-General may permit a person

to import chewing gum into Singapore —

(a) in transit to or from West Malaysia; or

(b) on transhipment to any country.

[s 407/2006 wef 07/07/2006]

(2) Notwithstanding regulation 3, the Director-General may permit a person to import

chewing gum into Singapore for research and development purposes if the person is

registered under the Control of Manufacture Act (Cap. 57) in respect of the

manufacture of chewing gum.

[s 407/2006 wef 07/07/2006]

This document is available for use subject to the terms of the DISCLAIMER set out in the Cover Page.

Last Updated: 8/11/2011

Obligation on person who imports chewing gum in transit to or from West

Malaysia

5. A person who imports chewing gum into Singapore in transit to or from West

Malaysia shall —

(a) ensure that chewing gum in transit by road is conveyed in a container or in

completely covered vehicles or wagons which are capable of being locked,

sealed or otherwise secured;

(b) upon importation, lock, seal or otherwise secure the consignment of

chewing gum in the manner required by a proper officer of customs or such

other person as the Director-General may direct;

© arrange, at his own expense, for the consignment of chewing gum to be

escorted to the Woodlands Customs checkpoint or the Tuas Customs

checkpoint from the free trade zone or from the Woodlands Customs

checkpoint or the Tuas Customs checkpoint to the free trade zone;

(d) submit to the Director-General the export permit for the re-export of the

chewing gum within 7 days of the re-export; and

(e) comply with such other conditions as the Director-General may impose.

Obligation on person who imports chewing gum for re-export

6. A person who imports chewing gum (other than chewing gum in respect of

which a product licence has been granted under the Medicines Act (Cap. 176) that

remains in force) into Singapore on transhipment or for re-export to any country

shall —

(a) register with the Director-General as an importer and re-exporter of

chewing gum;

(b) store the chewing gum in a warehouse situated within a free trade zone and

confine its movement within the free trade zone except that movement between

free trade zones is allowed if the chewing gum is —

(i) conveyed in a container or in completely covered vehicles or wagons

which are capable of being locked, sealed or otherwise secured; and

(ii) locked, sealed or otherwise secured in the manner required by a proper

officer of customs or such other person as the Director-General may direct

before leaving one free trade zone for another;

This document is available for use subject to the terms of the DISCLAIMER set out in the Cover Page.

Last Updated: 8/11/2011

© furnish the Director-General with a letter of undertaking, and a banker’s

guarantee or such other security as the Director-General may allow for an

amount equivalent to $10,000;

[s 632/2003 wef 01/01/2004]

(d) furnish the Director-General with a quarterly stock movement statement for

chewing gum which shall, if the Director-General so requires, be audited by a

firm of public accountants; and

(e) comply with such other conditions as the Director-General may impose.

Obligation on person permitted to import chewing gum for research and

development purposes

6A. A person who is permitted to import chewing gum into Singapore for research

and development purposes under regulation 4(2) shall —

(a) use the chewing gum in accordance with the conditions of his registration

under the Control of Manufacture Act (Cap. 57); and

(b) comply with such other conditions as the Director-General may impose.

[s 407/2006 wef 07/07/2006]

Penalty

7. Any person who contravenes any of the provisions of these Regulations shall be

guilty of an offence and shall be liable —

(a) on the first conviction to a fine not exceeding $100,000 or to imprisonment

for a term not exceeding 2 years or to both; and

(b) on the second or subsequent conviction, to a fine not exceeding $200,000 or

to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3 years or to both.

[G.N. Nos.S533/95; S9/98]

[/hide]

Source : http://www.customs.gov.sg/NR/rdonlyres/302000A6-C4C2-4203-B691-394DD0D95050/0/RIEAChewingGumRegulations.pdf

Something to chew over, I suppose.

 

TNPW post a law they don't agree with.

[sees_all1]

I disagree with Indiana's liquor laws.

http://www.in.gov/atc/isep/2384.htm

 

I'd rather have Missouri's liquor laws.

 

 

TNPW describe their last homework assignment.

[Kirschen]

Considering my last homework assignment was back in 2011 as a High School Senior, I can't remember much aside from the fact doing research on the Vikings' impact on the English Language for my English Class project was enjoyable.

 

TNPW color their post a Dilbert comic strip that expresses their feelings. It's completely doable even if you're no Randox.

[Saradomin_Mage]

There we go.

 

 

TNPW post pictures of your favourite fruit and describe why it is.

[Vezon Dash]

 

 

They are good for eating plain, as flavoring in candies, and in things like fruit salad or pies.

 

 

TNPW post Lanturn.

[Saradomin_Mage]

This looked kinda good

 

 

TNPW post Space Marines.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

 

The next poster will post something extremely disgusting. It's up to you whether it be a text or an image.

[Alg]

If this post isn't removed, I'll be thoroughly disappointed.

[spoiler=Squickery]There's a scene in A Storm of Swords where a man has... 'relations' with his sister, in the middle of a church, a few steps from their son's body. This is perhaps the cleanest way I can describe it.

 

 

TNPW post something extremely pleasant.

[Kirschen]

Imagine two bunnies cuddling up to each other to have a nap, inviting a kitten in to join in on the cuteness.

 

TNPW post something horrific in a way that it is funny.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

 

The next poster must make a list of 5-15 things s/he'd NEVER do even if s/he was paid trillions of dollars.

[Saradomin_Mage]

Goddamnit Blaze beat me to the horrific thing.

 

Made a list, mostly involves bad bad fluids and death. Probably can't be posted here for that reason.

 

TNPW watch this horrible thing and critique it.

 

[Vezon Dash]

Yelps/Kony 2016

 

 

TNPW do Blaze's most recent request.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

 

The next poster must make a list of 5-15 things s/he'd NEVER do even if s/he was paid trillions of dollars.

1. Drink alcohol.
   
2. Do drugs.
   
3. Smoke.
   
4. Like South Park.
   
5. Like Shane Dawson.
   

The next poster will do whatever the hell they want.

[Vezon Dash]

Well shit... I have done 3 of those things on that list.

 

 

TNPW post a funny clip from their favorite movie/tvshow.

[Saradomin_Mage]

72 houred because I can't really think of a favourite movie/show, but I will give you this:

 

 

TNPW be from the Editorial Panel.

[Alg]

For what it's worth.

 

TNPW type their post phonetically.

[Saradomin_Mage]

tee en pee dub bel yoo will poast a pit cher of sa lahd

[Star.]

 

No-one's that happy eating salad.

 

TNPW write a limerick about salad.