Only some dinosaurs have a large length.

 

TNPW will actually discuss dinosaurs at length. 

I used to have an extensive knowledge of dinosaurs as a child. Did everyone have that? Now all I can think of is my Tyrunt that I want to evolve, but apparently can't unless it's day. Which it's not, so tomorrow it is. Not that Tyrunt is my favourite Pokemon, but

 

TNPW post their favourite Pokemon, and why it is that way.

 

Also it won't be Blaze, because we all know that already.

Charmander because Charmander.

 

TNPW explain why Charmander is so awesome. 

Because it evolves into a Charizard, who many Pokémon fans happen to be a fan of. Not me though. Hey, you told me to explain why it's so awesome, you didn't say I had to explain why I think so.

 

The next poster will post an image of a creature who is an obvious Pokémon ripoff.

Sure, why not?

Click link here

 

TNPW post a song in a language they don't understand.

Youtube HD Video - This video will cause high CPU usage, to view the video in a lower quality, please click here.

 

TNPW  listen to the song. 

This video does not exist. Sorry about that.

 

TNPW be Ezee, and repost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

 

There you go

The next person has experienced death before and will tell me what it was like.

 

[hide]If not post a pic of a random unicorn.[/hide]

Sorry Blaze, but we have to uphold the masquerade. Can't let you know what death and rebirth is like until it's your time. You do not want to know what they'll do to me if I say anything: all I can say is that some very powerful people have done quite a bit to cover it up.

 

I've said too much, so here's a unicorn.

 

Manly as [bleep].

 

TNPW play a round or two of it here and post their score.

3558, also what the [harpy] is that game? 

 

 

TNPW post another incredibly random game. 

1-Day Rule.

 

The next poster will make a list of top 15 worst fully evolved Pokémon in their opinion and post it.

 

Or, alternately if you aren't a Pokémon fan.

 

Just make a top 15 worst list of your choosing.

Well, in no particular order, then:

 

 

Muk (it's a pile of sludge. Unoriginal, and disgusting)

Garbodor (It's a garbage Muk...)

Hypno (Decent stats, but I would not trust you near the player character)

Stunfisk (It's Stunfisk. Do I have to elaborate?)

Golem (Slow and ugly, and I hate the Geodude line for their tendency to explode. Especially in Nuzlockes...)

Farfetch'd (Its stats suck. Who in their right mind would use it? And isn't it really rare, too?)

Castform (Do I really have to say it? Its stats suck, it's gimmicky, and its design...)

Emboar (It looks like Ganondorf)

Luvdisc (It has no reason to exist besides providing Heart Scales)

Gigalith (More because I find its pre-evos annoying since they're freaking everywhere in caves AND they have Sturdy which makes them impossible to OHKO)

[spoiler=And some very specific fully evolved Mons]

Cyrus's Honchkrow in Platinum (Damn thing scared the hell out of me twice in the Veilstone HQ battle)

Chuck's Poliwrath in HG/SS (I'll direct you to this link for the reason)

Clair's Kingdra in HG/SS (See above link)

Norman's Slaking in Emerald (Aside from Truant as an ability, see the link)

Ghetsis's Haxdreigon (You probably know why. It was not fun)

 

 

 

 

TNPW will list their top 15 favourite Pokemon of all time. Or, alternatively if you aren't a Pokemon fan.
Just make a top 15 favourite list of your choosing.

15: Meganium (Use it in Johto. Watch it not care at all about damage)

14: Banette-M (Creepy awesome points)

13: Absol-M (Absol finally gets its shit together and becomes the 'mon Gotham deserves)

12: Kingdra (I have a soft spot for sea dragons. Dragalge barely misses the mark)

11: Jumpluff (Cuteness proximity)

10: Hydreigon (Hydra! Really captures the tone of the Unova games.)

9: Sceptile (Being grass's first starter to play against type in the best way)

8: Gardevoir (She started out good, and then as the generations progressed, got even better)

7: Chandelure (It seems that I like the mystical ones)

6: Volcarona (It's a fire moth, and a good one at that)

5: Starmie (Starmie can do everything)

4: Serperior (I love the coil/leech seed combo so much)

3: Whimsicott (Cuteness proximity, with extra trolling)

2: Meowstic (Tsundere-cat carried my team in Y and it probably has one of the best designed families overall)

1: Galvantula (LOOK AT IT! Plus compoundeyes Thunder and other good things)

 

TNPW choose between:

1) Rating this list

2) Posting their own top 15, as per the previous rule

3) Write about a place they would like to see before they die.

 

 

1. Espeon (It's cute and can kick ass. What more do I need to say?)
2. The other Eeveelutions (They're all adorable)
3. Butterfree (Lethal joke character in a HG Nuzlocke I did. And everything from here to #11 is basically because of my Nuzlocke runs)
4. Beautifly
5. Leavanny
6. Lucario
7. Flygon
8. Mienshao
9. Archeops
10. Roselia
11. Froslass (Only Ghost type I can say I really like. And one of two Ice types, excluding Glaceon)
12. Vivillon (Beautifly's offense + Butterfree's ability and moveset + better speed than both + Hurricane? YES!)
13. Absol (It looks cool. I mean, who doesn't like Absol?)
14. Snivy
15. Fennekin (It's sooo cute~!)

 

 

 

TNPW post something unrelated to Pokemon.

"Something unrelated to Pokemon"

 

TNPW also be a person who takes things literally. :P

Sometimes I do.

 

[hide=DAX'S FAVE POKEMANZ]1. Electabuzz - There is no other. The best, the only.

2. Kabutops - Awesome.

3. Tauros - Awesome.

4. Ariados - Awesome.

5. Aipom - Young Dax liked monkeys. Dax likes monkeys.

6. Umbreon - By far, best of the Eeveelutions.

7. Skarmory - STEEL FLYING REPRESENT.

8. Seedot - Hardcore, reckless mofo who doesn't take anything from anyone.

9. Mawile - STEEL FAIRY REPRESENT.

10. Metagross - STEEL PSYCHIC REPRESENT.

11. Garchomp - Awesome.

12. Joltik - AMG SO CUTE. xD

13. Golurk - Awesome.

14. Talonflame - Awesome.

15. Doublade - STEEL GHOST REPRESENT.

 

ily steel type Pokemon[/hide]

 

TNPW will be someone who does other requests just because they're off the rails and/or reckless.

Alignment test pegs me as chaotic good (Or neutral-good-leaning-chaotic), and invoking the 24-hour rule would be playing by the rules and not at all reckless or off the rails.

 

TNPW poke an admin's profile, because they like to live dangerously.

Poked Randox.

 

TNPW post Pusheen.

 

TNPW post music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq45Vq3v_Tw

 

TNPW post a piano cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b2wfpnapeY

 

TNPW an instrumental.

 

In memory of Smellysocks

 

TNPW find a topic on Tip.It that was last posted on over 2 years ago, and quote the last post here.

Nighleena slashes outat the nearest blob, then hops a step back in case of retaliation.

Two years and two days counts as "over". RIP tavern.

 

TNPW link to their favorite webcomic/series.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/5

 

TNPW be by a man.