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Constrictor's Log - GG JaGEX

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MEP2 is worse. Also nice progress. You're going to pass me for total level at this rate.

 

Maybe, I doubt it though.

My goal/hope is to be 2k total before I leave for Italy in just under 2 weeks. I'm like 193/40something right so we'll see if that's really doable..

 

MEP1-2 are ez-pz

 

Your mom is ez-pz. to penetrate

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  • constrictor
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    I know. But if I put on the lamb skin maybe I can look like a wolf.

  • constrictor
    constrictor

    ALDNFIDSNIASFMIFINSADBDIDNIaindadsdinfdndainINSIANDININSAD  

  • constrictor
    constrictor

    [bleep] all the [bleep]es.     IRL news:   My job ends on Friday (for the summer since I'm going to school this fall) and so I decided that instead of working all summer, I'm going to teach myself how

:>

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:>

 

Wanna go to DKs with me tonight? ;)

 

But really, wanna?

No. Busy getting my SECOND QUEST CAPE, you see.

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No. Busy getting my SECOND QUEST CAPE, you see.

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Whatever [bleep]ers.

 

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MEP2 tomorrow probably. Maybe WGS by this weekend. Coolbeans.

WGS is a blast.


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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MEP2 is certainly not.

 

I'm close to bein done but can't cba to do anymore of it right now.

 

After MEP2, I'll have Paths to Glourphie or whatever and Swan Song, then I'll have to get 270 QPs. So who knows when it'll happen.

I miss having quests to do :( I think I'd happily do most of them again (exluding MEP probably - and whatever shitty ones that have you [bleep]ing about with crystals in the Temple of Light, Within the Light I think?)

 

WGS is a great quest though.

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A Blog to Bathtubs for Beginners
Quest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-2012

99 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/2012

99 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/2013

99 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013  |  99 Smithing 22/8/2013 

99 Crafting 19/12/2013  |  99 Cooking 15/1/2014  |  99 Agility 25/1/2014  |  99 Thieving 01/02/2014

99 Construction 21/04/2014  |  99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014  |  99 Fishing 17/04/2014  |  99 Mining 23/07/2015

99 Divination 27/07/2015  |  99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015  |  99 Hunter 20/08/2015  | Maxed 20/08/2015

Basically all the mahjarrat quests are gold, TWW is fantastic, and while I didn't love the quests leading up to it Branches of Darkmeyer was really enjoyable imo. It's a shame that since EoC there is no reason to ever go kill vyres considering they were the best melee exp in game (besides dag sents) before. Now they're a borderline block for my slayer task list.


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

constrictor, [bleep] you. you didn't solve the calculus exercice i transcripted from my maths exam to you.

 

I need a constrctive answer pls

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I miss having quests to do :( I think I'd happily do most of them again (exluding MEP probably - and whatever shitty ones that have you [bleep]ing about with crystals in the Temple of Light, Within the Light I think?)

 

WGS is a great quest though.

 

I literally don't want to login because then I'll have to finish MEP2 and it's such a pain in the ass.

 

Basically all the mahjarrat quests are gold, TWW is fantastic, and while I didn't love the quests leading up to it Branches of Darkmeyer was really enjoyable imo. It's a shame that since EoC there is no reason to ever go kill vyres considering they were the best melee exp in game (besides dag sents) before. Now they're a borderline block for my slayer task list.

 

Yeah, those quests I am dreading doing again too. They're long and pretty pointless.

 

constrictor, [bleep] you. you didn't solve the calculus exercice i transcripted from my maths exam to you.

 

I need a constrctive answer pls

 

Selling Calculus answers 20m ea.

I miss having quests to do :( I think I'd happily do most of them again (exluding MEP probably - and whatever shitty ones that have you [bleep]ing about with crystals in the Temple of Light, Within the Light I think?)

 

WGS is a great quest though.

 

I literally don't want to login because then I'll have to finish MEP2 and it's such a pain in the ass.

 

DO IT

 

Basically all the mahjarrat quests are gold, TWW is fantastic, and while I didn't love the quests leading up to it Branches of Darkmeyer was really enjoyable imo. It's a shame that since EoC there is no reason to ever go kill vyres considering they were the best melee exp in game (besides dag sents) before. Now they're a borderline block for my slayer task list.

 

Yeah, those quests I am dreading doing again too. They're long and pretty pointless.

 

DO THEM.

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A Blog to Bathtubs for Beginners
Quest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-2012

99 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/2012

99 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/2013

99 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013  |  99 Smithing 22/8/2013 

99 Crafting 19/12/2013  |  99 Cooking 15/1/2014  |  99 Agility 25/1/2014  |  99 Thieving 01/02/2014

99 Construction 21/04/2014  |  99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014  |  99 Fishing 17/04/2014  |  99 Mining 23/07/2015

99 Divination 27/07/2015  |  99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015  |  99 Hunter 20/08/2015  | Maxed 20/08/2015

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I miss having quests to do :( I think I'd happily do most of them again (exluding MEP probably - and whatever shitty ones that have you [bleep]ing about with crystals in the Temple of Light, Within the Light I think?)

 

WGS is a great quest though.

 

I literally don't want to login because then I'll have to finish MEP2 and it's such a pain in the ass.

 

DO IT

 

Basically all the mahjarrat quests are gold, TWW is fantastic, and while I didn't love the quests leading up to it Branches of Darkmeyer was really enjoyable imo. It's a shame that since EoC there is no reason to ever go kill vyres considering they were the best melee exp in game (besides dag sents) before. Now they're a borderline block for my slayer task list.

 

Yeah, those quests I am dreading doing again too. They're long and pretty pointless.

 

DO THEM.

 

 

NO

I'm logging in to do MEP2 right now...

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[bleep] all the [bleep]es.

 

 

IRL news:

 

My job ends on Friday (for the summer since I'm going to school this fall) and so I decided that instead of working all summer, I'm going to teach myself how to program. Starting with C++ Because apparently it's a good place to start.

Loving it like crazy, already (still 100% noob at it though).

I just rolled my 2nd oxhead in ports.

 

Get on mah level.

 

inb4 people who have 4 oxheads already tell me i suck.


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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I just rolled my 2nd oxhead in ports.

 

Get on mah level.

 

inb4 people who have 4 oxheads already tell me i suck.

 

I sent two sub-50% voyages off last night, and woke up to both succeeding this morning.

Get on my level. Bam.

 

Also, signed up for classes this morning and am so [bleep]ing psyched about what I'm taking. Good day is good.

I just rolled my 2nd oxhead in ports.

 

Get on mah level.

 

inb4 people who have 4 oxheads already tell me i suck.

 

I sent two sub-50% voyages off last night, and woke up to both succeeding this morning.

Get on my level. Bam.

 

Also, signed up for classes this morning and am so [bleep]ing psyched about what I'm taking. Good day is good.

 

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound me GRADUATING next semester.

 

Have fun in college nub.

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"Goals dont have a deadline." -xxxgod quoting Lady Shahdie

[slayer "Essentials"][click pic for main blog][click quote for mini blog][Worthwhile Auras]

I decided that instead of working all summer, I'm going to teach myself how to program. Starting with C++ Because apparently it's a good place to start.

Loving it like crazy, already (still 100% noob at it though).

 

Just about to finish school and head to Uni at the end of summer, so I decided to learn to Unicycle this summer :D Having the exact same experience as you lol.

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A Blog to Bathtubs for Beginners
Quest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-2012

99 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/2012

99 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/2013

99 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013  |  99 Smithing 22/8/2013 

99 Crafting 19/12/2013  |  99 Cooking 15/1/2014  |  99 Agility 25/1/2014  |  99 Thieving 01/02/2014

99 Construction 21/04/2014  |  99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014  |  99 Fishing 17/04/2014  |  99 Mining 23/07/2015

99 Divination 27/07/2015  |  99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015  |  99 Hunter 20/08/2015  | Maxed 20/08/2015

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I decided that instead of working all summer, I'm going to teach myself how to program. Starting with C++ Because apparently it's a good place to start.

Loving it like crazy, already (still 100% noob at it though).

 

Just about to finish school and head to Uni at the end of summer, so I decided to learn to Unicycle this summer :D Having the exact same experience as you lol.

 

u r the coolest person ive ever met can we be bfflz4luf

u r the coolest person ive ever met can we be bfflz4luf

 

n0

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A Blog to Bathtubs for Beginners
Quest Cape | 99 Defence Achieved 11-Jul-2011 17:41 | 99 Prayer 11-Jul-2012 | 99 Constitution 02-Aug-2012

99 Attack 31/10/2012 | 99 Dungeoneering 31/10/2012 | 99 Strength 31/10/2012 | 99 Magic 2/12/2012

99 Range 16/12/2012 | 99 Herblore 25/12/2012 | 99 Summoning 4/1/2013 | 99 Firemaking 6/3/2013

99 Farming 10/4/2013 | 99 Slayer 11/7/2013 | 99 Fletching 21/8/2013  |  99 Smithing 22/8/2013 

99 Crafting 19/12/2013  |  99 Cooking 15/1/2014  |  99 Agility 25/1/2014  |  99 Thieving 01/02/2014

99 Construction 21/04/2014  |  99 Woodcutting 04/03/2014  |  99 Fishing 17/04/2014  |  99 Mining 23/07/2015

99 Divination 27/07/2015  |  99 Runecrafting 20/08/2015  |  99 Hunter 20/08/2015  | Maxed 20/08/2015

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u r the coolest person ive ever met can we be bfflz4luf

 

n0

 

So I thought...

 

 

Finishing off a Slayer Task and then doing a Clue and then back to questing I guess.

 

/noupdates

I just rolled my 2nd oxhead in ports.

 

Get on mah level.

 

inb4 people who have 4 oxheads already tell me i suck.

 

I sent two sub-50% voyages off last night, and woke up to both succeeding this morning.

Get on my level. Bam.

 

Also, signed up for classes this morning and am so [bleep]ing psyched about what I'm taking. Good day is good.

 

Never having to send out missions at sub 75% > succeeding at two sub 50% missions.

 

Also I can't hear any of you over the sound of me BEING OUT OF UNIVERSITY AND HAVING A CAREER ALREADY!

 

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#winning


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Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3

Nex : 1 Zaryte Bow

Kalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword

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Oh [bleep] you and such etc etc blah blah.

 

Also, look how much Jagex thinks I'm on their level.

 

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Also decided to do some more quests leading up to WGS.

 

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Might do The Path of Glouphrie later this evening, but CBA to 'scape at the moment.

 

Also sent out another voyage at sub-50%, also was a Whaler voyage (as was one of the other sub-50% ones). I will lols if it comes back in one piece. Also it's a scroll voyage whatever the [bleep] that means.

 

Also sent out another voyage at sub-50%, also was a Whaler voyage (as was one of the other sub-50% ones). I will lols if it comes back in one piece. Also it's a scroll voyage whatever the [bleep] that means.

 

It mean if it survives you are 1/4 way to having the blueprint to make a scrimshaw or armor or cooking better food.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!

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"Goals dont have a deadline." -xxxgod quoting Lady Shahdie

[slayer "Essentials"][click pic for main blog][click quote for mini blog][Worthwhile Auras]

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