February 16, 200620 yr ok so i just got done reading a otn of posts of wut noobs did and scams and stuff and i just gotta share this one cause im bored...its kidna long but bear with me here... let me first describe wut i wear..caus eim no where near rich status, i wear warriors helm, rune plate, legs, and kite, glory, d scim, rune boots, and obby cape...pretty cheap if u ask me im lvl 86 btw hmm im bored ima log onto runescape... 2 seconds later noob(lvl 69):edwardo me:wut? (ticked off that he mispelled my name lol jk) noob: dude can i borrow 100k? i really need it to buy bones! me: um no noob: dude cmon ur rich! me: look wut im wearing..im not rich noob: yes u r! me: no im not (this continues for a bit) me:dude seriously y did u pick me? noob:huh? me:did u happen to miss the dude with the full dragon and whip who ran by? noob:cmon man plz! me:out of meaness i offer 1 mil and decline to give him a hard time noob:im not dum i knew ud do that... me:o well noob:ever seen someone repeatedly type something so the words repeatedly stay above his head? well he said "noob" about 40-50 times..i sat and watched me: u done yet? noob: what do u care? me: dude honestly u could be on ur way to 100k right now if u didnt waste ur time begging from me... me: and u call me noob when ur the one begging? noob:cmon plz man i rly need 43 prayer!@!@!@! me:so u call me noob 50 times and proceed to beg from me? man i cant believe u noob: my main could own u! noob: hes lvl 92 whip whip and g axe if u had a main u wouldnt beg...besides if ur main has that then u wouldnt need ot beg noob: duh! he only has items no cahs me: o so how does he have the mpney to repair his axe? noob: duh! the new quests makes barrows not need to be repaired... me: lol i got bored of this and i like to keep talkin to ppl to see wut they say instead of ignoring... so i decide to tele away bringing runes for like 10 different teles. noob (pms me): omg ur dum i know where u went me: o rly? where then? noob: ardougeny me: i think ur trying to say ardougne but im not quite sure... noob: shut up we teled around for a while til i finally got bored and decided to share this with u guys lol this was my noob story...plz share ur stories of noobs after u (dont post noob scams...as this has already been posted) my 10 year old nephew plays grand theft auto and ive never seen him runover a prostitute in a stolen police car so i doubt little kids playing rs will go pickpocketing
February 16, 200620 yr Author no replys? and 19 views? i guess i made it too long...o well it was true lol my 10 year old nephew plays grand theft auto and ive never seen him runover a prostitute in a stolen police car so i doubt little kids playing rs will go pickpocketing
February 16, 200620 yr *inserting dying rant here* This guy, I was getting wine of zammy's, he say's "Fight you in the wildy". I say no thank you. He says wimp, and several worse things. He says hes a Warrior(I'm a warrior with Rune plate, legs and sword) with iron full. He says he has no items, just the iron. He whips on a mage robe and air staff, and starts air bolting me. I die, and lose rune plate, 28 wine of zammys, rune legs, rune sword.
February 16, 200620 yr *shrugs* Nothing new. Most people in the community that you come into contact with have absolutely no clue about the game at all. Well... everyday on my new noob account seems to outdo themselves... I was doing Vampire Slayer, apparently my combat skills were lower then what they should have been, it took me awhile to kill the Vampire (not that it should bother anyone else). Anyway... this moron (lvl 65ish) comes down and continues to tells me to hurry up... mind you, I'm around lvl 26 at the time, I think. So I finally kill this vampire and stick around to watch this guy do whatever he was fixing to do. He gets another Vampire to pop up by opening the casket... he kills it... BUT OH WAIT... it regenerates. lol. So he is fighting this thing for like a good 5 minutes, then he finally kills it. I think someone dropped a hammer for it. But yeah... just found it funny that this guy tells me to hurry up when he took three times as long. R.I.P Shiva
February 16, 200620 yr If you want to complain about something, at least take the time to type it out (stop with this whole "wut" word) and spell everything out, then people may reply more.
February 16, 200620 yr Author lol i guess i did say wut a lot my 10 year old nephew plays grand theft auto and ive never seen him runover a prostitute in a stolen police car so i doubt little kids playing rs will go pickpocketing
February 16, 200620 yr Heheh... stories like this are funny... lol. Noobs are funny how far they go... He could have gotten that lvl 43 prayer in that time by killing rats... heheh. And I love it when they do that "oh yeah, well teh new quest.....!" I simply reply with a "I've done every single quest, mwuahahahahahh!" Heh... but yeah, the noobs can sometimes be so annoying that they're funny. :lol: Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide]
February 16, 200620 yr Lol, here's one: I was selling some runes, and someone offered a, well, pretty decent price for them. By which I mean somewhere in the neighborhood of 10% higher than I asked. Ok, so whatever. Meet in Edgeville? Ok, you got it. *Tick, tock* Time goes by. Then I knew exactly what was going on. (Thank you Tip.It!) I messaged him, asked where he was. "I'm at the top of Oziach's hut, come meet me here." Lol. At least try and make it seem like you're not trying to lure me. "Sure, ok, I'll be there, just give me a sec." I walk into the bank, deposit all my items and runes I'm trying to sell, pot up, and put a dds in my invo. I walk out to him. "Howdy" You are frozen and unable to move! Big surprise, lol. They should see the next act. So, of course, in comes a my-level ancienter in mystic (sweet, he's got no defense!). In he charges with a dragon scim, and as soon as he gets within striking distance, I put on steel skin and protect prayer. Bam. The dagger is equipped. "Don't attack him!" the would-be-"buyer" says to his friend. Spec. Spec. Spec. Spec. I messaged him simply with a "Nice try, and try buying your runes next time."
February 16, 200620 yr lol. i dont know i stay at fishing guild and if i go anywhere else i turn chat to FRINEDS... i hate mostly everyone in rs. :-P
February 16, 200620 yr go to almost any f2p world with some nice armor that onley p2p have and i beat some one will ask you for money in less then 10 min and some times if you say no you get called a noob.
February 16, 200620 yr This reminds me of the first (and only) story where someone has tryed to scam me, i cant remember when it was, but it was just a little time after "rule 13" was added "mod" scammer: hello sir i am a jagex mod me: so, how could you prove it "mod" scammer: be right back "mod" scammer: ok im here again "mod" scammer: in amlso a forum mod "mod" scammer: im gonna tell u my mod name "mod" scammer: but you cant tell him to anney 1k "mod" scammer: im moderator mark me: are you a rs mod? "mod" scammer: im also a forum mod me: and what do you want then "mod" scammer: Iv heard you have been scamming me: in what way "mod" scammer: pass scamming and item scamming "mod" scammer: is that tru sir me: no "mod" scammer: uv been reported 6 times me: by who "mod" scammer: *no naming* "mod" scammer: *no naming* "mod" scammer: and 4 more me: ok me: i have never met them "mod" scammer: is that tru me: have never met them "mod" scammer: im afraid il have to check ur history me: how are you going to do that then "mod" scammer: its a program made by jagex "mod" scammer: is mafe from rs "mod" scammer: ok, it needs ur username rene aka zyx me: yeah?"mod" scammer: k "mod" scammer: how old are you me: 15 "mod" scammer: i need it to enter "mod" scammer: ok then "mod" scammer: thx "mod" scammer: where do u come from me: w8 a sec (was chekking the new rs rule) "mod" scammer: k "mod" scammer: but hurry me: no, cus your the scamming one now me: rule 13: you must not ask for private details me: where you live, age and so on "mod" scammer: ya thats tru me: so im not anwsering that "mod" scammer: but it jagex private me: k im still not anwsering "mod" scammer: k thats the info i need "mod" scammer: its checking "mod" scammer: w8 a moment he "mod" scammer: ok it asking ur pass me: lier, reportet "mod" scammer: that is stick needed "mod" scammer: srry but it needs ur pass to check ur history "mod" scammer: els im afraid il have to ban u sir me: so me: where is the silver crown in your name hen (was checking "how to identefy a mod" in the forums "mod" scammer: ok im very sorry sir me: i dont see any "mod" scammer: injoy ur last day on rs me: i will "mod" scammer: u cant see it on private chat (about the silver crown again) "mod" scammer: k sir thx annyway me: yes you can me: says in forum: how to identefy a mod me: crows will also show in private chat me: so your the scammer "mod" scammer: has logged out he he, was very funny to "play" around with him Best/latest drop list:Rune: 18th of june 2006 [scimmy]Other: 6th of June 2006 [3 half keys, T] 26th of june 2006 [yellow mystic hat]
February 16, 200620 yr yeah, I had that "jagex stuff" person also talk to me on private, though I didnt want to waste my time so I put him on ignore quite soon... and like 2 daydz ago a guy yelled, selling 2k mage logs 900ea, I traded to check, and he put on 2k willows, lol, was he looking for blind people to scam? :) Playing since February 2003
February 16, 200620 yr Well yeah.. That guy was a bit wierd.. Seen several.. Although, your attitude seems a bit off aswell seeing you actually named him "noob", doing that aggrivating trade with him... In my eyes, you let it happen. http://bux.to/?r=Bindim Earn money by watching ads! Just minimize and keep playing runescape! :)
February 16, 200620 yr I read all of it and at the end I was like.. "What the [bleep]. That wasn't funny nor interesting" This happens to so many people on a daily basis. Thanks for wasting 5 mins of my life
February 16, 200620 yr I read all of it and at the end I was like.. "What the *. That wasn't funny nor interesting" This happens to so many people on a daily basis. Thanks for wasting 5 mins of my life Your welcome for it. If you don't enjoy these "very stupid and common topics", simply read topic titles and ignore them, k? :roll: Combat 116+; Total 1900+; All Hard Tasks; (Nearly) All quest points; (Nearly) All skills 60+; An aquatic moose ninja.Currently: Using 63 hunter to get some of those "Chins", then I'm going to range stuff down. Interruptions of agility when I feel like it, as well.And lucky enough to get 4 Dragon and 6 Barrow Drops.[hide]Kwimbob now looks exactly like me in real life except for hair color. Yes, this means I look exactly like the protagonist of that certain anime that my second character, Faye_V is also named after. Yes, I bought a jacket that also looks like his. No in real life I don't have a slain bear to sling over my shoulders. Yes, I'm that skinny even if I no-life it for years in basements. No, I can't shoot a gun. Yes, I can win any other strategic video game you have never played - because I probably have, ahahaha. And yes, I also have brown eyes, yet one of my eyes looks different from the other. And yes, I'm completely oblivious to the [real] world around me as I constantly engineer new solutions to daily problems in my head. When I get hungry, all that isn't food can wait. When I'm sleepy - nothing is of any priority in front of sleep. But at any other time, I never slow down. Never give up. Never Surrender. Makes for a good life.[hide]YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.- See You, Space Cowboy.[/hide][/hide]
February 16, 200620 yr ok so i just got done reading a otn of posts of wut noobs did and scams and stuff and i just gotta share this one cause im bored...its kidna long but bear with me here... let me first describe wut i wear..caus eim no where near rich status, i wear warriors helm, rune plate, legs, and kite, glory, d scim, rune boots, and obby cape...pretty cheap if u ask me im lvl 86 btw hmm im bored ima log onto runescape... 2 seconds later noob(lvl 69):edwardo me:wut? (ticked off that he mispelled my name lol jk) noob: dude can i borrow 100k? i really need it to buy bones! me: um no noob: dude cmon ur rich! me: look wut im wearing..im not rich noob: yes u r! me: no im not (this continues for a bit) me:dude seriously y did u pick me? noob:huh? me:did u happen to miss the dude with the full dragon and whip who ran by? noob:cmon man plz! me:out of meaness i offer 1 mil and decline to give him a hard time noob:im not dum i knew ud do that... me:o well noob:ever seen someone repeatedly type something so the words repeatedly stay above his head? well he said "noob" about 40-50 times..i sat and watched me: u done yet? noob: what do u care? me: dude honestly u could be on ur way to 100k right now if u didnt waste ur time begging from me... me: and u call me noob when ur the one begging? noob:cmon plz man i rly need 43 prayer!@!@!@! me:so u call me noob 50 times and proceed to beg from me? man i cant believe u noob: my main could own u! noob: hes lvl 92 whip whip and g axe if u had a main u wouldnt beg...besides if ur main has that then u wouldnt need ot beg noob: duh! he only has items no cahs me: o so how does he have the mpney to repair his axe? noob: duh! the new quests makes barrows not need to be repaired... me: lol i got bored of this and i like to keep talkin to ppl to see wut they say instead of ignoring... so i decide to tele away bringing runes for like 10 different teles. noob (pms me): omg ur dum i know where u went me: o rly? where then? noob: ardougeny me: i think ur trying to say ardougne but im not quite sure... noob: shut up we teled around for a while til i finally got bored and decided to share this with u guys lol this was my noob story...plz share ur stories of noobs after u (dont post noob scams...as this has already been posted) i get this so many times even though I'm f2p now. one time 10 seconds after I logged on (with a tablet pc) A noob kept on asking for free st0ff and I was having a hard time trying to type with a stupid pen (eventually turned it round so I could type normally) He said all he had was an addy pickaxe and a bronze axe so I told him to woodcut. He said he couldn't be bothered so I logged out a left him. If you get really bored of noobs tell them to follow you into the wildy and then leave them there or kill them. There's probably a rule against it but I've never been bothered by it.
February 16, 200620 yr Why do people not give up :!: :?: :!: Surely a level 69 would know better. Im not rich or a ammazing level (74) but I still wouldnt beg like that (however i might do it to a noob for a laugh :) ).
February 16, 200620 yr Funny, I just posted about this in the other forum, but yea I get lots of followers. For a funny picture... :) Urza. The One. The Legend.
February 16, 200620 yr one day i was fishing trout( i was a non-memer) and this guy comes 2 me saying can u cook me a red berry pie. i went ok cause im kind-hearted at times and told him 2 get the stuff. like a minute later me message me sayin tht he died and loss the stuff he got. so i went ill get the stuff. so i went and got the stuff and cooked it then relised that he was only 20 somethink and he was doin the knights sword(u need 2 be protected from the lvl 57 ice things there) and i told tht 2 him. lol u think he would read the require ments first. Also another time i was picking flax and this guy came 2 me and went i buy ur dress(i was wearin my princess robe) and i went no, like u do, and he was offering weird amounts of money, once he said 1 mill. so i just ignored him and went 2 the bank, but he start ed following me. :roll:
February 17, 200620 yr The things to do when: A, somebody does the "hidden password" scam - Type out random babble and tell them it did not work. B, somebody begs from you - Beg at them, telling them they have a very rich character when they tell you otherwise. C, someone tries to lure you into the wilderness - Either go with a cheap highly poisonous weapon such as a rune/dragon dagger with the belladonna poison (takes about 8 each time instead of the casual 4 from the blue dragon poison) or teleport as soon as they're skulled (be inventoryless if you prefer the dying part). Those are the most common scams to ever happen to me. :P "300 programmers make their futile but glorious last stand against 1000000 angry players in The battle of Misthalin. They fight for honor, glory and new content sacrificing themselves so that their game may live on. This is Madness! This Is JAGEEEX!"
February 17, 200620 yr The other day I was in edgeville and someone (lvl92) comes up to me. Him: Kill me plz Me: Are you planning to kill me before or after you use entangle on me? Him: Well It would have been before but I messed that up. (logs out) :D Fel 'n ddedwydd ydy 'r hunau drwo choel a cer am 'r yn bucheddu.
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